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Joan Rivers ironically scaring young children at The NYC Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children

Joan Rivers scary-witch-face and myself wish you a happy and safe Halloweens! Try not to get too wasted and get gang raped by a group of men dressed as superheroes. If you do, use protection please. Oh and save me a Skor bar. Do they make that shit anymore?

xoxoxoMichael K

Danny Bonaduce at Dave Navarro's Halloween party on 10/28

Here's Jude Law at a photocall with Robin Wright Penn for his new film "Breaking and Entering." Jude probably hasn't slept for 15 days and is only surviving on Cookie Crisp. Well, that's what he looks like anyway. He had a moment where he was hot and had every boy/woman/dog/alien sweating at the crotch. Now is not the case. Bitch is haggard. That being said, I'd hit it hard.

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talking about her breasts AGAIN on The View:

"It looked like I got completely butchered up. The areolas ... they looked like goose-shaped eggs."

*Editor's Note* Geese everywhere are pissed!

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Which one is a hemroid and which one is a Lisa Rinna? I bet you can't guess. I'm sorry, but I have to leave now cause I really need to sacrifice my Chinese lunch to the porcelain Gods! Oh and here's Rinna at some event last night! Hurl!

Thanks to VisaGal for coming up with this grossness!

Is Sheryl Crow giving her Posh Spice costume a test run? No, she's coming back from a L.A. tanning salon looking like they left her the oven too long. Who the hell did her mystic? Stevie Wonder?

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Tommy Lee loves making out, period. So it's no surprise that last night at Frankie J's album release party in Hollywood he stuck his other disease stick down bandmate, Lukas Rossi. During their session, Lukas even went in for a feel and revealed Tommy's much inked-up stomach. Usually, this kind of thing is hot to me...but not these two. Tommy probably thought he was making out with Tila Tequila.

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Everyone knows that Vincent Gallo is as greasy as they come, so it’s no surprise that he’s dating someone 29 years younger than him. Vincent, 45 is getting it on with Cory Kennedy, 16. Cory is a Los Angeles party girl that blogs about her party life. Blah, blah, blah…she’s so shiny.

Vincent told Page Six, "With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory's a great kid, and I'm proud to be her daddy."

Gulp. Vincent claims he hasn’t effed her yet. I find it hard to believe. Cory is a piece of trash and so he is, so they belong together. I know people are going to say that a 16-year-old shouldn’t be at parties and shit, but I did that sort of crap when I was 16. I’m not one to talk.

She’s really too young to get some kind of dirty STD though. Oh well, you can’t win em all!

Parasite Hilton is such a good role model to young girls that she graces the cover of Seventeen magazine. Good move Atoosa. You dumb ass. Someone on ONTD (Where I got this from) said that this cat looks like it has downs. Even if he/she did have downs it would be still be a million times smarter than this skank. Even photoshop can't fix her cum eye! It should say "Dress Like a Hooker with Autism" not "Dress Like a Celebrity!"

Lisa Rinna being a fug mess at the Camp Ronald McDonald Halloween Carnival on 10/22