Kate Moss

 

Kate Moss is reportedly scared that two sex tapes may make their way on the internet. While Kate was with Dreamboat Petey the two documented most of their relationship on film and now two tapes are missing. The two are currently going through a messy break-up and Kate is afraid Pete will sell the tapes to make some crack dough.

 

A source said, "There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet." 

 

I'm still shocked to hear that they actually get freaky. Crack dick usually never comes up without a shot of heroin to it. So I've heard....

 

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Kate Moss is crying again. What's new? Homegirl is always crying. Buy yourself a donut and get over it! I'm more interested in her friend. Best face ever. She probably took a good look at Kate under that hat! 

 

 

 

 

Peter Andre doesn't know why Kate Moss is famous. He doesn't find her attractive and has even dubbed her "Kate Fungus." Sort of funny, but coming from him...not funny at all.

 

He said, "'She is meant to inspire young girls but how can a walking skeleton inspire anyone?

"Considering she's a supermodel she looks more like Kate Fungus than Kate Moss. Her body actually looks like it's eating itself."

Ok...but his wife, Jordan, is a great role model to young girl? That's right youngins, get the biggest implants available and show them off to anybody who asks!

Ok, Kate Fungus is funny.

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Somebody keep Kate Moss away from me, because if I ever see her ass I will slap that snaggle tooth right out of her mouth and send her the bill! I know she's all heartbroken and shit, but how DARE she burn up Dreamboat Pete Doherty's love poems. That selfish bitch should've send that shit to me!

 

A source told The Sun , "'Kate gathered quite a collection of Pete's ramblings over the two years. He used the lyrics from his song 'What Katie Did' - which was written about a totally different Kate - to pull her in the first place. It continued throughout the relationship. She has piles of love letters, poems, songs and paintings. Now Kate has decided to cleanse herself of him by burning the lot. It all stinks a bit of a high school break-up.'"

 

THAT SKANK ASS WHORE! Those things may mean nothing to her, but they would mean everything to me. Everything. I would sleep with them, bathe with them and probably get some strange jungle disease from them, but who gives a fuck?! Pete is my world. Ok, I'm done.

 

 

 

Kate Moss has reportedly thrown all of Pete Doherty's things out of her home after he cheated on her ass. Kate fled to Paris upon hearing the news and she's apparently had all the locks changed on her crib and called in the movers to take his things away.

 

Sources say that Pete is the one that called it off, because he needs his space and thinks Kate is a "stalker."

 

A source said. "Kate's now back in London and has been calling Pete constantly, screaming and crying down the phone.

"She's angry and upset but completely obsessed and wants him back. He can't handle her and feels suffocated, so has suggested they take a break."

This is truly heartbreaking. The end of the era. They'll be back together by morning. Trust. 

 

 

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Say it ain't so! Kate Moss has reportedly left London for Paris after she found out Petey Doherty cheated on her with a South African model named Lindy.

 

It all went down last week after the pair had a huge fight. Kate was unable to get a hold of Petey days after their fight. Petey picked up Lindy at a club on Thursday and was spotted kissing and canoodling with her at a friend's house.

 

A source said, "Kate is a mess. She's trying to keep it together for Lila's sake, but she's been sobbing and wailing uncontrollably all weekend. She is supposed to be marrying him, so she's furious at the accusations of his cheating. It really is make or break."

 

Hey cut Petey some slack! At least he didn't get arrested again. He's getting better now isn't he? Kate should be proud of him. He's traded crack for well....buttcrack. Oh well! 

 

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The Daily Mail posted these pics and think Kate Moss has old looking thighs from her hard partying ways. How the hell does a little booze do that to your thighs? Is she injecting JD into her knees?  

 

Thank God for airbrushing, eh? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pete Doherty has released a book of his diaries called "Books of Albion" and says that he will be drug-free when he marries Kate Moss.

 

He said, "Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!"

 

He also published a note Kate Moss gave him: "You have touched my heart and soul you little fucker . . . You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you."  

 

Kate honey, the shivers aren't from your longing for Pete, but because you're jonesing. I'm joking! They love each other and it's a beautiful thing. 

 

Hiiiigggghhhhh!!! 

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss had some people talking the other night when she arrived to Paul McCartney's birthday party looking a bit skinny, like her older days. Some even said her knees look nasty. Personally, I think bitch looks hot. I like that used-up, disco dust, glamour look. Where's Doherty? He can complete any look!

 

 

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