Kate Moss

 

Lately, Kelly Osbourne has been looking quite hot to me. She looks like something that belongs in a Tim Burton movie, but she just looks so precious. Her skin is like gleaming white porcelain. It's a lovely change from the tanorexic, fake tittied skanks we usually see. From now on I'm only going to be nice to her. SIKE!!!!

 

Here's Kelly and Kate Moss' current piece Jamie Hince in London last night. Ugh, Dreamboat Doherty really needs to come out of rehab right now. I'm so sick of seeing this fug ass Hince! He looks like Count Von Count!

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss was seen leaving a pub in London with her new dude, Jamie Hince. I guess this means Moss and the Doherty really are done. But where the hell is he? Everyday I look for him and nothing! Did he kick the bucket and nobody told me! I'm about to attach an 8-ball to a pigeon and send it off. I'm getting worried.

 

Oh and those sunglasses should be reason enough not to date that fug. 

 

 

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Kate Moss is reportedly dating Jamie Hince of The Kills. The two spent all weekend bar and party hopping for 30-hours straight, but apparently Hince is nothing like Doherty. He describes himself as a chain-smoking vegan. He apparently doesn't do drugs. BORING!

 

Just last week it was reported that Kate and Dreamboat got back together, so I doubt this Hince character will last long. First of all he looks like a muppet. He does! A slightly attractive muppet, but an evil one.  

 

He will never EVER replace Dreamboat! NEVER!

 

Back to the partying 30-hours straight thing....where the hell is her daughter! I'm sure Dreamboat is caring for her!  

 

Source: The Daily Mail

 

 

 

All the great lovers in history are reunited sooner or later whether it be in heaven, hell or at the Claridge's hotel in London. That's where sources say Kate Moss and Dreamboat Doherty have been spending the past 5 nights together. One of those nights security had to be called, because a party in their room was getting too loud. Kate has been leaving the hotel in the dead of night, so that paps won't be able to get a shot of her. 

 

Her family is said to be devastated that she's back with him. A source said, "When she got back to Britain, they met up at the hotel. He cried and she cried. She said to him she had been avoiding him because she had promised everyone from her managers to her mother that she would."

 

Pete reportedly told Kate that a newspaper interview where he called her an "old rag" was spun and that he didn't say some of those things.

 

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Kate's family shouldn't worry. They'll be broken up by tea time, but then back together by dinner and then broken up again by cocktail hour and then back together again for brunch....

 

That picture above is the best! It's Dreamboat in handcuffs before escaping jail yesterday with the courts. I know the officer probably wear gloves with everyone, but he probably triple bagged it for Doherty.  

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

Damn you Dreamboat Petey! After rescuing a man from a burning car (see below) Pete got arrested. After performing at the V Festival, Pete was pulled over early this morning in East London. He was arrested on suspicion of drugs possession. A man and a woman were also arrested with Pete. Apparently, they are still being held.

 

The woman could be Petey's new love interest, Irina Lazareanu. Get this crap. Kate Moss chose Irina to be the face of her clothing collection for TopShop a couple of months ago. Irina and Pete were spotted at the V Festival together as well as Pete's hotel. Kate also went to the festival, but Kelly Osbourne let her know Pete and Irina were around so Kate headed for the hills.

 

Too bad these three didn't come face to face. I love a good crackhead fight.

 

Irina is probably cocking her head like that in the photo, because it doesn't look like her neck is capable of supporting that head and I thought Kate was a skinny bone jones! 

 

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Reportedly, Pete Doherty wants to get the tattoo he got for Kate Moss lasered off of his body. The tattoo is said to be a heart with the letter "K" in the center.

 

A source told The Daily Star, "Pete got a female friend to make inquiries at a London laser clinic about having the tattoo removed. After that, he hopes to have a devil tattoo done at his favourite north London tattoo parlour.

"He came up with the idea after penning a song called 'Devil', which went down a storm when he played it to friends. He wants to get it done next week in red ink, complete with horns and everything."

 

Pete needs to keep that shit and just tell people the "K" stands for "Michael K." DUH! That makes more sense anyway!

 

God that man is a hot pile of something...yeah..something. 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday, Dreamboat Petey Doherty told The Mirror that he still loved "old rag" Kate Moss and that he wanted to get back together.

 

Old Rag apparently flew into a rage after hearing Petey's new nickname for her. Why is she mad? I love it!

 

Sources told The Daily Mail t hat she "had a screaming fit, smashed pictures and threw a wine glass at a wall when she heard that the singer had made a desperate rambling, and very public plea to get the supermodel her back in his life." 

 

She's pissed off that Dreamboat gave an interview to the same paper that published those infamous photos of her snorting coke. Zing!

 

Kate apparently is afraid Dreamboat might spill more beans and might possibly buy his silence. Dreamboat still wants to win Kate back and had stomach implants put in to stop him from doing heroin. Stomach implants? What the hell is that.

 

This is even too much for me. It's like a damn roller coaster.

 

I will say that Petey's new hair color is the perfecet shade of BARF!

 

 

 

Dreamboat Petey has opened up to The Mirror about his break-up with Kate Moss. Spoken like a true crackhead Petey calls her a "nasty old rag" one minute and then another minute says he "loves her with all his heart."

 

Pete said that Kate dumped him, because of her insane jealousy. She couldn't stand him talking to other twats. He said Kate called him just two days ago in a drunken stupor singing their song, "Moon River." Oh God....I hope he saved that message. That could be my newest ringtone!

 

Pete decided to use The Mirror to win Kate back, because it's her favorite paper.  I love public crackhead notes! Courtney Love take note. Get a writer to jot down your thoughts for you. Imagine if Petey wrote this himself!

 

"Kate has broken my heart. There's been this lockdown and I can't get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through. I need her to know that she's out of her fucking mind. Kate, if you love me then realise I don't want any other girl. Do I still love her? Don't ask me that question. Why do you think I'm here today talking to you? I'm here to tell her that I love her. Fucking hell man, why does she read the Daily Mirror, anyway? She moans all the time about the fucking paparazzi then first thing in the morning she's got to buy your paper."

 

"Kate - a nasty old rag. We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of fucking this girl who lives around the corner. We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going 'I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you've fuckd her'. I said 'You're out of your fucking mind'. I was really up for some peace and love that morning. I wasn't up for being called a cunt and being kicked in the head.

"She's got an awful temper. I grabbed a guitar and books and said 'I'm never going to be treated this way again'."

This interview is a MESS! He then says that he loves Kate, because she's a "multimillionaire." He says he's joking, but you know he's telling the truth.

This bitch goes on and on and on and on....you know how crackheads are. Give them a platform and they'll talk your ear off. Visit The Mirror to read the entire thing if you choose. I can't wait for Kate's response.

Pete also said "I love her bones." Um...because that's all she is! DUH!

Thanks Claire 

 

 

 

Dreamboat Petey has apparently rekindled his romance with an ex-girlfriend. Petey is currently in rehab for the 1,234,567th time. Sources say he started seeing his ex, Nadine Ruddy, right after he split with Kate.

 

A source said, "Pete was with Nadine last weekend and picked her up from her home in Reading. She stayed with him until Monday when he went into rehab." They claim Nadine was the one that convinced Petey to go back into rehab.

 

Pete apparently cheated on Kate with Nadine a few times during their relationship. Friends of Kate are concerned that news of his relationship with Nadine might be too much.

 

"She is doing everything she can not to crack and weaken, though there are dark moments when she breaks down and really misses Pete. She will be devastated to hear he is back with Nadine. She always suspected something was going on between them, which is why she banned him from seeing her."

 

I searched and searched and couldn't find one picture of this Nadine Ruddy bird. Nadine Ruddy is probably secret code for SMACK.  

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Kate Moss is so heartbroken over her relationship finally ending with Dreamboat Petey Doherty that she's moved in with Ronnie Wood and his wife, Jo.

 

A source said, "Ronnie and Kate have a history of partying together so it's unusual that they are having some quiet time."

"Kate is washing her hair of Pete, and Ronnie and his wife Jo have been taking her mind off things. He's on the wagon and that is great for her."

Ronnie, 60, confessed to drinking eight pints of Guinness, two bottles of vodka and a bottle of Sambuca every day. Lightweight. Ronnie is clean now.

Threesome! Please, Kate is dickmatized by Petey which is strange, because I'm sure Petey's wang has shrunk back into his body from all the crack he's done. Crack dick is not hot. Kate will be back with Pete by the middle of August. Trust.

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Thanks Reno