Blind Items

Gatecrasher posted this Blind Item this morning and gee...I wonder who could it be?

Which Middle-American pop star, who really should have learned to stay off the Internet, has been chatting online again? Apparently his ultimate romantic ambition is a simultaneous date with an entire NBA team (except he didn't use quite those words).

Gayken wants to get gang banged in the ass by a bunch of basketball players? I wonder which team? I'm thinking the Harlem Globetrotters! They're really funny (and really who doesn't like to laugh while getting gang banged?) and probably hung like elephants.

WHICH veteran baseball player's wife is worried he will start up another affair? The long-suffering missus demanded he switch to a team 1,500 miles away when she caught him the last time.

Um...Joe DeMaggio? Yoga Bear? Ahahha

WHICH "socialite" has high-society circles buzzing that she originally joined their inner circle as a high-class hooker?

Cory Kennedy! I'm joking, I have no idea!

WHICH young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze.

Lindsay Lohan

WHICH notoriously angry supermodel has been seen attending AA meetings (but not anger- management meetings) at a temple on the Upper East Side?

Naomi Campbell

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WHICH closeted TV news anchorman uses Craigslist.com to troll for gay sexy time partners? One of his conquests is complaining now because the anchor is using his photo to solicit other men. When he complained, the anchor threatened him with physically?

Anderson Cooper WHICH online gossip has friends worried? He's sent very nasty notes to random people out of the blue, and some say the teetotaller is back on the sauce.

Ted Casablanca

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WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with.

Rhymes with Shitney

WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik?

Rhymes with Cokehan

WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.

Rhymes with Ferris and Dickney

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This Hollywood A-list celebrity isn't exactly known for her sanity, but now she's started stalking actors from movies she likes. Russell Crowe has been one of her victims. Smells like she's trying to get under celebrities' skins?

Courtney Love

We may be about to get a load of information about one celebrity couple's bedtime stories. A nanny has a six-figure deal with a tabloid, unless her silence gets bought off first. Separate bedrooms is one of her revelations.

TomKat?

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Thanks Rebecca

Nicole Richie posted this little gem on her MySpace:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...

Thanks Ryan

WHICH New York Met was so appreciative of a stunning blond stripper at Headquarters that he walked her out to his car, pulled a baseball jersey out of his trunk and gave it to her? The stripper, obviously not a sports fan, sold the uniform to one of her other customers later that night.

Is that hockey? Ok, A-Rod? Wait, is he a Met?

WHICH self-help guru cheats on his wife? One woman who regularly attends his seminars meets him in his hotel suite for "personal tutoring" after each session - and he still makes her pay for his classes.

Anthony Robbins and yes I'd hit it

WHICH actress who recently broke up with her long-suffering boyfriend is back dating a married man and snorting cocaine "like there's no tomorrow"?

Sienna Miller

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WHICH ivory tickler, frequently caught drunken driving, is back on the sauce? The musician has stopped in a few of his local bars and had a few drinks, only to leave the bartenders no tip.

Billy Joel

WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her? Brit Brit

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WHICH singing icon, whose husbands tend to be gay, has gotten very close with a never-married brunette on a network news magazine? The relationship is said to be causing anguish to the TV correspondent's longtime gal pal who launched her career.

Liza Minelli!! Who knows who the TV ho is.

WHICH former TV squawker's husband is the target of a celebrity glossy? A muscular fitness trainer at an East Side gym was recently offered $20,000 to dish about the husband's sexual advances, but the trainer told the reporter, "[Bleep] off!"

Star and Gay Al!

WHICH actress has resumed her affair with a married man although she is still dating her long-term British boyfriend?

Isla Fisher (dating Sacha Baron Cohen) or Sienna Miller

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This is a long one! It comes from Digital Spy:

A celebrity adopted a child from the same African orphanage as Madonna - but gave the youngster back two months later. Home of Hope director Rev Thomson Chipeta, who refused to name the star, is now concerned that the children he cares for will suffer because of the backlash following Madonna's decision to adopt Malawi orphan David Banda. "We had a phone call from supporters in the UK on Monday asking what was going on," he told the News of the World. "I am concerned the reaction may harm the work we are doing. A lot of children are going to suffer because of this. Who knows why they picked David Banda from all the other children? "Another very famous person took a child from us for adoption and brought it back a few months later." Martin Lowdon, who runs the Malawi Orphan Fund, added: "We regret the fact that there has been so much publicity about one orphan when there are still large numbers of orphans in need of welfare provision."

I have no effin clue! They don't give us shit. I'm going to take a gamble and say Tara Reid, because bitch realized she couldn't afford it!