Blind Items

Dr. Arnie Klein – Michael Jackson’s dermatologist – just did an interview with Harvey Levin of TMZ. One of the topics they discussed was Michael Jackson’s peculiar habit of whipping out his privates in front of other people (including children) to pee in a cup so that he wouldn’t have to walk down the hallway to the bathroom. Dr. Klein said he didn’t think that the habit was all that unusual. Then he told a short story of a female country singer he knew. He said that she told him that when she lived in the country, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to stay warm. Who might he be talking about? (Blind Gossip)

Everybody knows that when you do pee pee times in the bed, it immediately goes cold and turns into a slushie on your privates. Not exactly warm. So I've heard. Dolly Parton might be the obvious guess here, but I'll go with Loretta Lynn just so I can picture her singing "PISS CITY" instead of "Fist City."

This former B list television actress and now C list movie actress has been single for awhile. Maybe not for long though. At a recent event, our actress was supposed to walk the runway at a fashion show. When her time to walk approached, no one could find her. People were running around looking for her. They finally found her, umm, in her dressing room in the midst of full on sex. When told she needed to be on stage that second, she jumped up, pulled down her dress and walked the runway. (CDAN)

I've got zilch. But for the shit of it I'll guess Maggie Grace or Heather Graham?

Remember when we told you about the wealthy singer who brings in a body-double for a wife, you know, to rub his feet and take care of him for her? Well, we heard that she also brings in a ’sex instructor’ who coaches the husband on how to pleasure her correctly. The husband watches as the instructor demonstrates on the singer what’s right and what’s wrong. Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)

See, this is how you get new dick without pissing off your full-time fuck partner. I'll guess Celine Dion (ha), JLo or Barbara Streisand?

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Which comedian has a penchant for rent boys? The comic regularly orders £1,000-a-night lads – but is always polite enough to offer them a cup of tea after. Your extra clue: Not many funny men could afford this. (3am)

PLEASE BE DAVID WALLIAMS! PLEASE! If this is him, then I'm packing up my lube collection and moving to the UK to become a tea seller. You didn't think I was going to say rent boy, did you? I am a little realistic. My other guesses are: Russell Brand? Ricky Gervais? Or Noel Fielding?

This B+/A- list closeted television actress from a hit network drama was having drama of her own in the bathroom as her girlfriend was complaining that she felt left out and wanted to meet our actresses friends. Our actress kept her head on a swivel while trying to keep the conversation as quiet as possible. The girlfriend is very, very young and a gorgeous blonde. (CDAN)

Kate The Great Walsh?

This C+/B- list television actress formerly on one of the most interesting shows of all time which is still on the air went around the event asking almost everyone if they had just a little bump of coke she could have to get through the night. Our actress is in the midst of a career transition. (CDAN)

My guess is that the show is Lost, but I've got nothing after that. Michelle Rodriguez is more of a movie actress, but she did recently say that she's going to start writing stuff. Oh hell, I bet it's the polar bear. Definitely the polar bear.

This B/C list Celebrity will announce her upcoming pregnancy soon, but don’t be fooled; it’s a stunt. Sure, it’s legit. There’s a real life baby in her belly, but what her boyfriend doesn’t know is that she skipped her pills on purpose because she feared an impending breakup. We know there are rumors of his wandering eye, and maybe she thought a child would refocus his vision. Not Ashlee Simpson. (BuzzFoto)

If it's LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, we're gonna need a Lifetime mini-series based on this shit.

This movie actress has been very vocal to inner circle about her clock ticking. She wants to be a bride and have a baby with her current famous beau, ASAP – not necessarily in that order. One warning to the guy: Don’t be a fool. She doesn’t really love you. This is all a game to her. She is actually telling friends and family that she thinks you’re an idiot – but a moldable, rich, famous, good-looking idiot who brings her more attention than she can get as a solo act. She will date you at the peak of your fame, and will lose you as soon as your star fades. Then again, we don’t know why we are warning him about her, when he is almost as bad as her. (Blind Gossip)

Kate Hudson and A-Roidy sounds about right? But I'll throw in Squinty & B.Coop for laughs.

Two marriages. Two cheats. Two men kicked to the curb. Actually from what I heard the first one may have been literally kicked to the curb. The first marriage involves a celebutard and his B list actress wife on a hit television show. He cheats almost constantly and doesn't care who knows it. He knows that his wife doesn't want to be seen as a failure so he takes advantage of that and keeps on cheating. The second marriage is even easier to guess than the first. Actor and a singer. What you might not know though is that the actor has been to scared to even cross paths with his wife except in the most public of places for fear that she will go off on him physically and verbally. To say that she is going through this event quietly would be very wrong. In fact, just this morning everyone in LaGuardia airport could hear her yelling at him on the phone. (CDAN)

For the first couple: Ellen Pompeo & Chris Ivery? For the second couple: Fuggie & Josh Duhamel?

When the idea for this show was invented, there were a lot of people who believed in it. They were worried about getting the concept out there, and even more worried that the networks wouldn’t think it worth their time to produce it. To get this new show off the ground, the creators did a little ‘creative accounting’ to fund the project. They cooked the books a little in order to get the network to pick up on it. Now that this show is a hit, the Production company is scrambling to pay off debts and get things back in order before someone finds out. Not an NBC show. (BuzzFoto)

Glee? And if it's Glee, Mr. Schu and Sue Sylvester should just "leak" a porn. The sales of that would pay off all their bills.

Which divorcée hasn’t had a date with a man in months, because she digs the ladies? The housewife introduced her girl as ‘a friend,’ but now that things are over, she’s on the prowl for a new gal to keep her company. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

She By Sheree of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? On tonight's reunion (cliiiiiip above), Heree (on purpose typo) says that she's strictly dickly and denies that she has ever clit wrestled with her homegirl Tania. Uh. Huh.

This past weekend this C list cable reality star who had his own show spoke at an event addressing tattoos, taboos and Jews but he did talk a bit about his TV show a bit as well. As an admittedly non-practicing Jew he was asked if he had any Jewish tattoos. His reply? “I have a dollar sign on my hand.” Some in the audience laughed, most did not. Know your audience dude. He recognized how reality TV had changed his life financially for the better and that it opened many doors for him, but he also spent considerable time complaining about the show. He did not enjoy it and never wanted to do subsequent season(s) but was tied to obligations in his contract. He complained about how the producers wanted to make each episode about death. He felt less like an artist and more like he was playing psychiatrist to the customers. He seemed very bitter about the experience. (CDAN)

One of the dudes from Miami Ink?

This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting experience, she’s been begging the producers of this highly anticipated biopic for a role. No, she doesn’t want to play the star. She wants to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions. She’s also been promising to “ugly down” and use her real name in the film’s credits. In short, she’s willing to do almost anything for a piece of the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film. (Blind Gossip)

Lady CaCa who has already completed the uglifying process. Yes, it was too easy and I just had to snatch it.

Which celebrity mom and network TV star with a teenage daughter just walked in to find her underage little girl doing a line with one of her adult co-stars? Not Teri Hatcher. (BuzzFoto)

If only Patricia Heaton had a teenage daughter!

This actor has strange taste in home décor. While all the houses in his neighborhood were painted in pretty pale pastel colors, he painted his house a dark, scary color. He received so much flack from neighbors that he repainted it in pastels less than a year later. Inside the house isn’t much better. He has sort of a comic book theme going on in several rooms of the house, complete with pictures of Superman, Batman and The Green Hornet. He’s been married more than once, probably because there aren’t many adult women who would enjoy having their home look like it was decorated by a 12-year-old boy. (Blind Gossip)

This has Nicolas Cage's barf all over it. Although, Tommy Girl is my second guess since I"m pretty sure he has a Close Encounters-themed dungeon.

This celebrity couple will soon announce that they are splitting. They will probably try for a little while to pretend the breakup is friendly. It is anything but. Apparently, the male in the relationship has had some troubles. Mostly that involve his many accounts on singles website, both for gay and straight. When his girl found them, he claimed that he was doing it ‘just for fun.’ We think the ‘fun’ he means is when he actually meets some of the people he secretly courts online. Watch for the breakup announce very soon. Not Megan Fox. (BuzzFoto)

Oh, this has a million possibilities. Let's hold our breath and then exhale all our guesses at once: Zac & Vanessa, Rachel & Hayden? Brody & Jayde? RPattz & Kristen (I'm going to get it for that one), Katie Price & Alex Reid? Vadge & Baby Jesus?

Over the weekend this aging Academy Award winner/nominee actress spent some time in an antique shop. Whether she wasn't feeling well, or had too much to drink at lunch, there was something very off and as I said very cranky about her during her shopping trip. She kept asking to see jewelry and items in various showcases and then complaining about what was wrong with all of them. She would point in the direction of an object in a showcase and if the owner didn’t instinctively take out the right item, she would “get snappy” and complain about her as well. Eventually our actress did buy something and her credit card was swiped and returned but she insisted she never received it back. She thought the store owner had kept it. She then abruptly left. A few minutes later, an assistant came back to the antique shop insisting the owner had kept the credit card and demanded its return. There was nothing to give back and the assistant finally left in a huff. (CDAN)

Diane Keaton is serious about her old shit.

This television guy is both a familiar name and familiar face. He’s been involved in many high-profile appearances, and is currently part of a television ensemble. It may come as a surprise to you that he drinks. Not just an after-work cocktail, mind you, but a beers-for-breakfast kind of drinker. He always comes to work prepared, but – depending on how many beers he has had – sometimes slurs his lines so badly or races through his lines so fast that he needs additional takes. Oh, and sometimes his scenes have to be re-blocked so that he is sitting down rather than standing up, because he sways too much. We haven’t heard of him doing any high-profile stints in rehab, but we do wonder what’s taking him so long. (Blind Gossip)

What I want to know is what's so bad about having beer for breakfast? It's kind of like eating a piece of toast since they are both made out of wheat....right? Right. Okay, my guesses are: Ed O'Neill? Alec Baldwin? Or Danny DeVito?

A little something different today in the blind items as it also involves a what do you think. You won't be able to get the name of the subject but you can get the name of his father. The subject is a teenager and and is the son of a singer. The singer shares the same name as a reality judge which often causes confusion. Anyway, the son met this girl and had one date. Immediately after the date the boy started texting her, phoning her, e-mailing her and driving by her house. This went on all the time. It was certainly close to stalking. So, if you are the teenage girl's parents what do you do? Do you call the boy's parents? Well they didn't. Do you call the police? Well they didn't. Do you call the tabloids and try and sell the story? Ding ding ding. We have a winner. That is exactly what they did. Their first thought was to call a tabloid and the tabloids jumped all over the story until they realized it was the son of the singer and not of the reality judge. The fact that the parents only concern in this was to make as much money as possible off the stalking of their daughter is awful. I expect the tabloids to jump all over it because that is what they do, but parents should care for their kids and not exploit them in a potentially dangerous situation. (CDAN)

This is why Randy "Not The Yo Dawg One" Jackson should have to legally change his name to Brother Of La Toya Jackson.

We hear this Celeb Couple's relationship is on the rocks due to religion. Apparently, both were of the same faith, but now one is beginning to question the whole thing. One of the partners has given the other an ultimatum: Either stop questioning, or divorce. The religious beliefs are tearing their family apart. Not Katie Holmes (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

The Travoltas? The Smiths? The Jolie-Pitts (leaders of the Church of Brangelina)?

This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology and she has been giving it a try. (CDAN)

So who will be having programmed conversations with weepy Stepford Katie? My guesses are: Anna Faris & Chris Pratt? Or ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds? Or Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell?

This busy guy must be really good at juggling. He is a very successful actor and has more than one high profile project in the works. And as if he wasn’t busy enough at work, he also has a wife, a mistress, and an ex-girlfriend, each of whom thinks they are number one in his heart. It was actually pretty surprising for us to hear about the latter, because this actor comes across as the ultimate nice guy – the kind of guy who would never, ever cheat on his wife. He must be a really good actor. Perhaps his juggling skills aren’t quite as sharp as they could be, though, because his ex-girlfriend thinks she’s pregnant. (Blind Gossip)

Why do I wish the guy was Ben Affleck and the ex-girlfriend was Fishsticks Paltrow?

Maybe they have an arrangement. I don't know. What I do know is that this A list female singer was spotted making out with someone who was most definitely not her celebrity husband. (CDAN)

Mimi?! But she was probably just making out with Kerokerokeroppi, and that doesn't count as cheating since Nick is already cool with it.

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Which celebrity has been punting around that he has a porn to sell, but of him with a goat? Your extra clue: Thankfully, we're pretty sure he's having a bubble. (3am)

"Having a bubble" must be Brit-talk for "having a laugh," but goat porn is no joke. My guess is Russell Brand?

This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn’t blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year. Her paramour’s boy-toy, however, doesn’t like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well. (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)

I'll go with the popular guesses and say Reese & Jakey or Squinty & B.Coop? On second thought, is Betty White dating anyone?

What married with child/ren barely an A list movie actor is very quiet on planes. It isn't so much that he is quiet but rather that he will not talk to the flight attendants or any passengers who approach him. When the flight attendant asks him for a drink he has either told his assistant ahead of time or whispers it to his assistant who passes it along to the flight attendant. This is repeated throughout the flight. If a passenger comes up to him during the flight , the assistant talks for the actor and the actor either nods or shakes his head in response to autograph requests. Oh, he does make exceptions for very attractive women. (CDAN)

Ben Affleck?

Which dancing hunk would rather be doing the mambo with a guy? Though publicly straight, he’s been carrying on an affair with a man for years, and he intends to keep it secret. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

My nipples are praying this is Maksim, but I'm thinking the only dude he likes to get with is himself...in front of a three-way mirror. Therefore, I'll guess the obvious choice: the dancing Ken Doll most popularly known as Derek Hough?

Which C/D list reality star got so drunk at a recent event that when she had a one night stand with a friend of our source, she wet the bed? Not Kristin Cavallari. (BuzzFoto)

The pissibilities are endless. Holly Montag? Kim Zolciak's wig? Zoila from Flipping Out? Or every single one of the uber skanks on Rock of Love Bus?

This fun-loving actress on a hit television comedy won't be laughing over this item. Her husband, to whom she has been married for several years, has been having himself a little sum sum on the side. Even worse, the other woman in this case is another television actress who happens to be one of her friends. Even more interesting is the fact that the two actresses have such a similar look that they could probably pass for sisters. But there certainly won't be any love in this family when our actress finds out what her husband is doing and with whom he is doing it. (Blind Gossip)

My guess is Julie Bowen who is on Modern Family? And the dick-stealing friend Busy Philips or Elizabeth Banks or Derek Hough?

This Actor who seems fairly open minded and educated, was heard using prejudiced language and homophobic slurs when drunk at bar with some friends. We wonder what his gay co-stars would think of that? Not any television actors. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

I'll say Mickey Rourke, just because he was caught on camera explaining why he uses the "other f" word so much. And in my circle, being able to name all the different brands of whiskey counts as educated! This still makes Loki sad.

This openly gay actor has been in a committed relationship for YEARS, but he’s been having a secret affair for several months with a toy boy half his age. It’s his personal trainer. To complicate matters, this actor and his partner decided to adopt a baby, and now the partner is pushing to hurry things up. The trainer is freaking out because he hoped the actor would leave the partner for HIM! What will our gay actor DO? (Janet Charlton)

Who is DoMe Howser (aka Neil Patrick Harris)?

While Padma Lakshmi was busy licking herself, the contestants on Top Chef Las Vegas were asked: “What’s the most annoying thing a customer’s ever asked for/ordered?” Kevin Gillespie, Executive Chef and Partner at Woodfire Grill in Atlanta, replied: “We had a famous musician demand that we not make contact, address her directly, or engage her in any way. We told her that once she could go out to dinner like normal people, should could eat at our restaurant.” Who is the famous musician Kevin was talking about? (Blind Gossip)

The word "musician" is used here, so obviously this is Kim Zolciak. My other guesses are Mimi, JLo or Vadge?

This C+/B- movie actor (Canadian) has been in his share of big movies and is currently filming what is expected to be huge by the studios but I'm not sure the public will agree. Anyway, our actor has already caused drama on the set by doing coke almost constantly and having production assistants deliver strippers to his trailer. Oh, our actor is being joined in all of this with the parent of his C list movie actress co-star. (Not Canadian) (CDAN)

Seth Rogen who is shooting The Green Hornet with Cameron Diaz? Or Shawn Ashmore who is doing a movie with Jaime King?

This is a Canadian actress who is B list because of a very hit show she was on. She is currently filming another show where she and her much older co-star are having a fling. No big deal in Hollywood although it will probably wreck the long term marriage of her co-star. (CDAN)

Elisha Cuthbert and some pepaw?