Rachel Zoe

It never gets old making fun of Rachel Zoe. Last night at the 23rd Annual Night of Stars, she clung on to her next victims. Poor Mischa Barton and Anne Hathaway need to run fast before they end up "in rehab to get fat" like a certain Zoe victim we know. I'm not joking when I call Zoe, the chupacabra, homegirl looks just like it. Mexican police need to head to the BH STAT to nab their country's public enemy #1!!

Stand next to hag-faced Rachel Zoe! This lovely woman is pretty average looking, but next to Rachel she looks like a damn Goddess. She's like fucking Athena next to Medusa. Poor Rachel, I feel sorry for her but bitch should lay off the meth. Why? Because it gives you meth face! These pictures are from last night at Curve restaurant in Los Angeles. Bitch probably sent diners running for the toilet. I'm awful, but I'm just saying. Truth hurts.