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Paul McCartney Flushes The Fat Out

65-year-old Paul McCartney has reportedly undergone heart surgery. The Daily Mail reports that Paul had a coronary angioplasty to unclog his arteries. He has recovered quickly, because he's in good medical condition. Too bad he can't have the same kind of procedure to flush Heather Mills out of his life.

Coronary angioplasty is performed by putting a tube into blood vessels in your crotch area and then moving it up to the aorta where a balloon at the end is inflated. The balloon gets out all the fat and shit in your arteries allowing your blood to flow more freely.

Paul is currently involved in a hideous divorce with that witch Heather Mills and that may be the reason for his heart drama.

I'm surprised Heather didn't burst into the operating room to steal his nuts. Yeah, what am I saying? She practically already has those. Paul should just throw the money at her and move on. It's only money and he can make more.

Oh and Paul needs to lay off the fried shit too. If he stays away from fatty crap and Heather Mills...he'll be a-ok!

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Silver Dollar Heather

The News of the World has a new picture from Heather Mills' porn past. This one shows Heather proudly showing off her huge, pancake nipples. Click here to see it. Heather recently said she took "glamour pictures" and not "porn pictures." Um...there's nothing glamorous about seeing Heather spread her coochie.

While Heather lies about about that shit, Paul McCartney is continuing to date Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna's sister, Alexis Arquette, said the two are bonding over music and spending more time together. She told People "[Rosanna] interviewed him for a documentary that she did on Rock and Roll. She's been a big fan of his music for a long time, and I know that they befriended each other several years ago. "

A source said that Heather doesn't like that Paul's dating Rosanna and is planning her own romance soon. I know how Heather can get her revenge! Date Alexis!

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Paul Has Game

According to that highly accurate and always reliable magazine News Of The World, they are reporting that Paul McCartney is dating Rosanna Arquette. They allegedly enjoyed a romantic stroll through London and cuddled and kissed eachother goodbye. She supposedly also spent two hours at his home.

Word on the street was that he is currently dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell. What a player. What the hell is Heather Mills thinking of all this action Paul is getting? Bitches better install body guards and tweezers because you know they're gonna be hunted down and beaten with that peg leg of hers.

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One Legged Bitch

Heather Mills has a recording of Paul McCartney calling her a "one legged bitch" reports The News of the World . Heather reportedly has that tape along with several others locked up in a bank vault for safe keeping.

A source said, "There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a ‘one-legged bitch'. She's hoping this shows people what she's had to put up with, and will let the public make up their own mind about who was to blame for their split."

Heather also has a tape of Paul's daughter, Stella McCartney telling her, "I hope you lose your other fucking leg!"

Those McCartneys! Such comedians. They should take their act on the road.

The source claims Heather started recording her phone conversations a while ago.

One legged bitch?! How is that so shocking? She's a bitch and she has one leg. I don't see the problem!

Heather is major paranoid! Get that ho a fatty already!

Image: Splash

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Heather's On Damage Control

Heather Mills was back on TV today, but this time she was kindler and gentler. She denied reports that she called up Paul McCartney and bitched him out for dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell.

Heather said, "In that situation with Paul, there was no phone call, there was no tears and tantrums - there was nothing. Basically I just said 'I wish you all the best' and that was it, when we did swap over. It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life."

Heather said that Paul hasn't said anything to her about her crazy antics on TV last week. Heather's spokeswhore quit their job, because they told Heather not to do it.

She said, "It's been unbelievably cathartic. It's the difference between being in prison and being on parole. I've had 18 months of the worst press ever and I got the chance to protect myself and my daughter."

Hmm.....a nice Heather Mills? Maybe she took my advice and smoked a bowl. Now that she seems to have that under control, she can focus all her attention on buying new shoes. Just because you only have one leg doesn't mean you should wore disgusting shoes.

Above is Heather leaving the TV station today in England.

Source: Daily Mail - Image: Splash

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Paul McCartney's New Girlfriend

Paul McCartney is reportedly dating married American millionairess Nancy Shevell. The two have been on a few dates in London and New York. Nancy claims she is still legally married to rich bitch lawyer, Bruce Blakeman, but is legally separated. The two were married for 23 years.

She wouldn't comment on her new relationship with Paul.

And what does Heather Mills think of all of this? Take a guess. She's not exactly going to throw them a congratulation party anytime soon.

A source told the Daily Mirror, "There was a huge row. Heather asked what the hell he thought he was up to. She asked him how he thinks their daughter Bea would feel to see her dad and his new girlfriend splashed all over the newspapers."

I wonder what Bea will think when she sees her mother acting like a crazy bitch on TV?

At least Paul doesn't have to worry about Nancy trying to take his fortune. Unless Nancy is trading up for a millionaire to a near billionaire. Nancy better watch out for Heather though. That bitch is nuts and hellbent on revenge!

Image: Splash

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Get Off My Back!!!!

Heather Mills has reportedly told Paul McCartney to pay her $100 Million by Friday or it's going to get ugly! The couple had hoped to resolve their divorce settlement last week, but they couldn't come to an agreement reports The Daily Mail.

Heather is giving Paul a second chance to end their battle for good. If he doesn't accept her offer, she has apparently threatened to tear him a new one in court this February.

A source said, "She is saying that if this goes to court, she will get awarded more money, that it will be worst for Beatrice to have her parents publicly warring. His legal team has been reminded that Heather could argue that she put him back on track emotionally and with his career after Linda, his first wife, died. And perhaps then if she goes to court she should then fight for some of his future earnings. Heather has also been talking again about her personal security and that of Beatrice."

Heather is also considering coming to America to do the talk show circuit including Oprah.

Somebody tell Heather that Nancy Grace is a true fan and would love to have her on the show. Nancy's hormones would explode in her body and she'd eat Heather whole. That would be that.

If I was Paul I'd just give her the cash and then do the talk show circuit myself. Basically everyone already hates Heather with a passion, so if Paul starts sobbing publicly he'll put the nail in her social coffin.

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Don't Ever Marry Heather Mills

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney's divorce battle will head to trial next February. The two spent all day yesterday trying to settle this mess behind closed doors. Heather reportedly refused to agree to a gag order as part of the settlement. Bitch wants to write a tell-all!

She also reportedly turned down a $60 Million deal. It's been reported that she will get anywhere from $40 Million to $140 Million. The divorce settlement could become Britian's biggest. They were married in 2002.

Heather is a gold-digging, blood sucking, heartless, hip hopping witch and I think I love her. Get that cash! That's what Paul gets for not signing a damn pre-nup. You have to deal with greedy witches like Heather!

Source: Reuters

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Is This a Good Sign?

Paul McCartney exited court yesterday holding up a "peace sign" prompting some to think this was a good sign. Paul met with his peg-legged bitch of an ex-wife to discuss settlement amounts. Heather apparently wants upwards of $50 million. She claims she's broke and is giving her "Dancing with the Peg Legs" money to charity. Yeah, the charity being The Heather Mills is a Straight-Up HO Foundation. A source said, â€œShe believes strongly that McCartney shoud be responsible for the safety of his family and she wanted the court to sort out a temporary agreement. This important step shows they are both open to negotiation." Source

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Angry Pregnant Bitch Alert!

Stella McCartney reportedly flew into a rage after Heather Mills’ allegations that Paul McCartney hit her mother, the late Linda McCartney, Sources say that Stella flew into a cursing rage at the family home.

Stella was overheard saying, "I'll kill the bitch. “I can't believe what she's doing, I'm going to kill her. She's been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won't be happy until she destroys all of us - and our memories of our mother.”

Despite, the tension between Paul and Heather the pair sucked it up for their daughter’s birthday. They kept their distance from each other and didn’t speak...

Heather better watch out for Stella. Bitch is pregnant and there’s nothing more terrifying than a ghetto, pregnant woman. Stella’s going to whoop Heather’s gimp-ass in between bites of brownie squares.

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