Heather Mills

 

Heather Mills has been fired by her lawyers for acting like a crazy bitch on TV. Everyone advised Heather not to go on television and scream about the media and Paul McCartney. She ignored them and went on anyway. She also went on GMTV again yesterday to try and clean up her earlier rant. 

 

The law firm of Mishcon de Reya  (fancy!) called her up yesterday and told her she's no longer a client.

 

A source told The Sun, “She was warned against going on TV and talking about Paul, their marriage and anything about her daughter. But she just refused to listen. She was told time and again to keep quiet because she might hand Sir Paul’s lawyers an easy victory."

 

 

Damn. Even greedy ass lawyers want nothing to do with this crazy bitch. Maybe Britney's lawyer, Anne Kiley, can help out?  That's what Heather gets! She shot herself in the foot by going on TV. Which was stupid, because she really...really needs that foot!

 

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Heather Mills was back on TV today, but this time she was kindler and gentler. She denied reports that she called up Paul McCartney and bitched him out for dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell.

 

Heather said, "In that situation with Paul, there was no phone call, there was no tears and tantrums - there was nothing. Basically I just said 'I wish you all the best' and that was it, when we did swap over. It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life."

 

Heather said that Paul hasn't said anything to her about her crazy antics on TV last week. Heather's spokeswhore quit their job, because they told Heather not to do it.

 

She said, "It's been unbelievably cathartic. It's the difference between being in prison and being on parole. I've had 18 months of the worst press ever and I got the chance to protect myself and my daughter."

 

Hmm.....a nice Heather Mills? Maybe she took my advice and smoked a bowl. Now that she seems to have that under control, she can focus all her attention on buying new shoes. Just because you only have one leg doesn't mean you should wore disgusting shoes.

 

Above is Heather leaving the TV station today in England.

 

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Paul McCartney is reportedly dating married American millionairess Nancy Shevell. The two have been on a few dates in London and New York. Nancy claims she is still legally married to rich bitch lawyer, Bruce Blakeman, but is legally separated. The two were married for 23 years. 

 

She wouldn't comment on her new relationship with Paul.

 

And what does Heather Mills think of all of this? Take a guess. She's not exactly going to throw them a congratulation party anytime soon.

 

A source told the Daily Mirror, "There was a huge row. Heather asked what the hell he thought he was up to. She asked him how he thinks their daughter Bea would feel to see her dad and his new girlfriend splashed all over the newspapers."  

 

I wonder what Bea will think when she sees her mother acting like a crazy bitch on TV?

 

At least Paul doesn't have to worry about Nancy trying to take his fortune. Unless Nancy is trading up for a millionaire to a near billionaire. Nancy better watch out for Heather though. That bitch is nuts and hellbent on revenge!

 

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It's no secret that Stella McCartney and one-legged Heather Mills hate each other. Heather claims Stella never liked her and did "evil things" to her including cutting her face out of a picture.

 

Stella has reportedly kept the feud going by designing a one-legged pendant. The necklace costs $500.

 

I fully expect Heather to sue Stella for the profits of that necklace. She's going to claim she was the inspiration for that necklace. She will go on every TV show from "Sesame Street" to "Talk Sex with Sue" to bitch and moan about it. The war will never stop! 

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

 

Heather Mills' "Woe is Me" media tour may have cost her! Heather went on UK and American TV shows crying about how Paul McCartney is a bastard and she's like the world's best person. Heather admitted that she's considerd suicide and that Paul doesn't care.

 

She also said that the reason for their failed marriage was due to money.

 

However, bitch may have gone too far and it could negatively affect her divorce settlement.

 

The Daily Mail reports that Heather, Paul and their lawyer held an emergency meeting at his home yesterday to finalize their divorce settlement once and for all.

 

Heather's team believes that her looking like a crazy bitch on TV could make her look like a bad mother to the courts.

 

A source said, "Speaking to the legal team on Thursday afternoon she came down with quite a bump. She was just saying, 'Oh my God - what have I done?'. She became quite hysterical about it. She felt she might have really shot herself in the foot. She immediately started to regret it.

"Heather was worriedly saying she could even lose custody. She was saying her life would not be worth living without her baby girl."

Send Heather hopping back to gold digging school! Bitch doesn't know how it's done. A good gold digger always keeps it together under pressure. I think Heather went on TV to blast the media and she just couldn't help herself by bad mouthing Paul and looking like a woman gone crazy.

 

 

Heather Mills has brought her bitching and moaning to the States! Heather appeared on both "Today" and "Good Morning America" to talk about how the media is so mean to her.

 

She also used this time to bash Paul McCartney again. Heather said that Paul doesn't care that the media attack on her is driving her to consider suicide.

 

She also said she records all conversations with Paul and that he didn't want a quick and pleasant divorce. She said the reason they split up was due to money and Paul didn't want to give to charity.

 

Heather also said she told Paul if he admits to the public that he's the reason why their marriage failed, she'd walk away clean and without a cent.

 

She said, “He promised he'd do that and I have evidence of that. He did nothing. “Why do you think I had to record every single conversation? Because nobody will believe me. I have pleaded, I have begged, he knows I was at suicide point and still, nothing has been done.” 

 

She wants to move to America, but Paul doesn't want his daughter to have an American accent. I don't blame him!

 

Heather! Please! It's not that serious. Go be with the animals and shit. They are your friends and you love them. You're like the one-legged Snow White.

 

She is driving herself mad. She is beyond needing a joint to calm her ass down. Bitch needs an exorcism! 

 

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Calm down Heather! You still have that enormous diamond ring.

Heather Mills went on GMTV this morning to cry...cry....cry.....about how awful her life is. Heather is currently embroiled in a messy divorce from Paul McCartney. Here's what Heather has to boo-hoo about:

She went on and on about how the media is portraying her as a whore and gold digger and making her go crazy. Heather said all the dollar figures have basically been made up and how do we even know she's asking for anything?

 

She said, "These figures are made up, £100 million, £50 million, £20 million. How do you know if I even want any money? I am £1.5 million in debt in lawyers' fees. That's as much as I can say or I go to jail, for telling the truth."

 

She denied she's trying to sell her story, but said she's on a gag order form the courts.

 

She's getting death threats from some underground movement and she's even considered killing herself. “I considered killing myself because I thought if I am dead, she [my daughter] can be safe with her father.” Heather said that if anything happens to her she has a box of evidence that will go to a "certain person."

 

DRAMA!!! I need a drink and I think Heather needs one too.

 

Heather is suffering from Britneyitis. She claims she wants to be left alone yet she goes out into the media to create more stories. She shouldn't have done this interview (she did another one later in the morning) if she wanted the media to leave her alone.

 

Heather stay inside and please smoke a bowl. You need to calm the hell down!

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Sandra Rowbury claims Heather Mills basically killed her 5-year-old Weimaraner bitch, Glow. Sandra lives near Heather and said a fireworks show given by Heather scared her poor pooch to death.

 

Heather didn't warn her neighbors of the 20-minute fireworks display that went up at her mansion.

 

Sandra said, "As far as I'm concerned she has hurt my animals. I am distraught Glow died.

"It was a huge display - the size of a town's celebrations. Everyone else lets people know if they are planning fireworks, so they can move their animals or give them sedatives. She calls herself an animal lover, but she showed no respect for the animals around here."

Call Peta!  

Glow will have her revenge! Sir Paul will receive an anonymous fax with damaging info to Heather and she won't get a dime. Glow will make sure this happens.

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Heather Mills is reportedly in the US to meet with producer Robert von Dassanowsky about turning her life story into a feature film. She's also already thinking that Reese Witherspoon can play her in the movie.

 

A source told the Daily Mail , "Heather has been working for some time on the biopic. Of course it had all been shelved while she thought they were heading for a settlement."

"But the script was dusted off pretty rapidly over the weekend. She had wanted Heather Locklear to play her. She now feels someone with slightly more credibility like Reese Witherspoon should play her. Heather wants an unknown to play Paul."

I'm pretty sure nobody gives a fuck about seeing Heather's life on the big screen. Even Heather Locklear is too good to play that bitch. I'm thinking Traci Lords and they should turn it into a porn version. Traci's return to porn! They can call it My Left Clit.

 

 

 

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney's divorce battle will head to trial next February. The two spent all day yesterday trying to settle this mess behind closed doors. Heather reportedly refused to agree to a gag order as part of the settlement. Bitch wants to write a tell-all!

 

She also reportedly turned down a $60 Million deal. It's been reported that she will get anywhere from $40 Million to $140 Million. The divorce settlement could become Britian's biggest. They were married in 2002.

 

Heather is a gold-digging, blood sucking, heartless, hip hopping witch and I think I love her. Get that cash! That's what Paul gets for not signing a damn pre-nup. You have to deal with greedy witches like Heather!

 

Source: Reuters