Rehab

 

Richie Sambora has checked himself back into rehab and this time he's at the same joint as Lindsay Lohan. Star Magazine reports that the 48-year-old went into the Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah this past Monday. 

 

Last June Richie completed a one-week detox in Los Angeles. He said this then, “I was just drinking too much, and I needed to get my life together. I'm still in therapy, but it's good; it's great. I feel fine.”

 

Richie ended his marriage with Heather Locklear earlier last year and quickly started dating Denise Richards. They broke-up a few months later.

 

Richie's rep said, “Richie is continuing the on-going treatment he began in June.” 

 

Here comes the Firecrotch! I can see her now, slithering into his room like a freckled boa constrictor. She'll take a hold of his mouse and won't let go until she's swallowed it whole. He doesn't have a chance in hell.

 

 

 

 

 

Brit Brit may try the rehab thing again. That's if her friends and family (the ones she has left) get their way. E!'s Planet Gossip reports that her friends as well as her lawyers are trying to get her back into the tank to battle her substance-abuse issues. 

 

Brit completed rehab at Promises back in March. Before that she checked herself in and out of a couple of facilities in a matter of weeks. 

 

A source said, “She has said she’ll go again. “But everyone is worried she won’t go at the last minute.”

 

This past week a judge ordered that Brit must get tested twice a week for booze and drugs if she wants to keep her kids.

 

Yesterday, Brit was also charged with hit and run for an accident back in August. She was also seen crying as she left an office in Beverly Hills.  

 

Here's Brit leaving a home in Beverly Hills later yesterday. One of the neighbors said Brit was there to visit with a private nurse. She's probably trying to find a way to fix those drug tests! 

 

Homegirl doesn't need rehab she needs a mental hospital and I'm not even joking! They need to get her mental help before she can get off whatever the hell she's on. I'm surprised the breakdown of breakdowns hasn't happened yet. It's coming! 

 

 

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Think of it as a cross between The Surreal Life and Intervention. VH1 is putting together a reality show about celebrities in rehab. These are hardly celebrities those. The only name that has been confirmed is Jessica Sierra of American Idol fame. It took me a quick minute to remember her. She's the contestant turned Hooters waitress. Her customers love her, because she sings between serving chicken wings. Truth.

 

Anyway, Jessica is currently at a rehab facility somewhere in California which was confirmed by her attorney.

 

The other "celebrities" rumored to be joining the cast are Tom Sizemore, Andy Dick and Chyna.

 

God love VH1. They will put anything on TV. Absolutely anything and I will watch it. I can't wait for Celebrity Colonics or Celebrity Mammograms and you know it's coming.

 

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Dreamboat Doherty has checked himself into the Cloud's House rehab facility following reports that he attacked a female photographer. Dreamboat's Aunt Cassidy apparently  persuaded him to go back to rehab and clean his life up for good. 

 

A family source said, “Pete’s decided it’s best to go into rehab. He really wants to make a go of changing his ways. So far despite our help, he has struggled to do it and that’s why he’s seeking help elsewhere.” 

Pete and his girlfriend, Irina Lazareanu, had been staying with his cousin. So, I guess those Kate Moss rumors were just that. Dreamboat is due back in court to most likely get off again on September 4th.

 

We need to open up our own rehab facility. These shacks charge a shit load to basically take these hos on walks, make them a Lean Cuisine, talk to them for a quick minute and allow them to go wherever they want. Shit, I can open up my apartment as a rehab clinic. Nobody will ever get clean, but it's not like they do anyway! 

 

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White Oprah and those other Lohan kids descended upon Sundance, Utah yesterday to visit the most famous Lohan in rehab. Of course they had to draw attention to themselves by going to the grocery store. Unfortch, they didn't go to the one where Lindsay allegedly works. She was probably already fired for drinking the booze straight out of the customer's bags.

 

Do they not have food at the rehab joint. These damn attention whores! This was probably W.O.'s plan! Ali Lohan hasn't been in a magazine or blog for a few days, so she probably made Lindsay take her out for some pap action.

 

Apparently, they bought some chocolate. Yeah, with Bourbon filling.  

 

I'm also not really sure what's going on in these pictures. I see a lot of standing and not a lot of shopping. I see some cell phone action and I'm guessing it's to her drug dealer.....no not her! She was just checking in with her sponsor.

 

 

 

 

 

FOR REAL. Lindsay Lohan invited OK! Magazine into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Sundance, Utah for a photoshoot which will be featured in their latest issue which hits stands today. The shots are supposed to look "candid", but Blohan was involved and allowed them to do so.

 

In the shot above Blohan is seen reading AA's "Big Book." Other shots include Blohan doing "positive" things.

 

OK's EIC said, "She really is taking it seriously. She's replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading. She hasn't looked this good in years."

 

According to OK! Blohan spends her days writing in her journal, taking spiritual classes, working at the supermarket, where her earnings go to charity. She wants to sort herself out for her little sister, Ali.

 

Working at the supermarket?! It's apparently called Smith's and all you Sundancers, get your ass down and let that tired bag, bag up your groceries! God, that would be the greatest feeling in the world seeing Lindsay bag up my chicken pot pies! I'd tell her "I WANT PAPER AND PLASTIC. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT BITCH!" and then I'd toss her a quarter for her hard work.

 

Anyway, she's been in that joint for all of six minutes and suddenly she's "changed her life." She was in the last tank for 40-something days and look what happened. I want Blohan to do good, but inviting a magazine to come into your rehab place and takes pictures of your ass?! Come on! She probably did that, because she knew one of those people would be holding.

 

Ugh, this ho is a piece of work.

 

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Amy Wino has quit rehab for the second time after she had a fight with her husband, Blake. The Sun reports that Amy and Blake left the The Causeway clinic in Essex on Sunday night  after several screaming matches. Together they called a cab and spent the night in a hotel. 

 

A source said, “It is supposed to be a peaceful backdrop to help people deal with their problems. But Amy and Blake kept rowing and spoiling the ambience.

“While Amy would be welcomed back with open arms, I’m not sure they’d say the same for Blake."

Sources say that Blake is the one causing all the drama and it's always about him. When Amy was in the hospital, he caused shit and when she was in rehab for the first time, he caused shit then too. Her family would apparently like her to go to rehab without Blake and kick him to the gutter.  

Amy is apparently back in London and her friends and family are fearing that she's going to get back into drugs. DUH! Of course she is. She was in the tank for like 3-minutes. She probably did shit in the driveway of the clinic, waiting for the cab.

Amy is an adult and can certainly make her own decisions, but it sounds to me that these bitches probably only get along when they are high. That's usually the case with crackhead lovers.

Bitch needs to drop the man in order to drop the crack.  

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Hiking with dogs, biking, white river rafting ....rehab is fun! That's Lindsay Lohan (the one in the Faith hat not the one dancing) near her rehab home in Sundance, Utah. For the past few days Lindsay and her fellow habbers have been seen out and about on different activities. 

 

I hope that pooch is a drug sniffing dog.

 

We all need to become crackheads, so we can go to camp all summer!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Earlier this week Amy Wino was in rehab then she wasn't then she was, but only for 2 days. Well, it looks like she's back in rehab. For real this time. Wino was interviewed this morning outside her home in Camden. She said she was fine and all the stories about her rampant drug use aren't completely true.

 

Her rep issued this statement:

 

 

So...it looks like she's in rehab this hour. Next hour might be different. Who does she think she is?! Britney Spears? Lindsay Lohan? These hos go in and out of rehab as many times as they change their undies. Bad analogy. They never change those things.

 

 

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Amy WINO is not in rehab. There were reports a couple of days ago that she checked herself in with her husband last week. It was claimed that they were in a clinic in the U.S. being treated for heroin addiction. However, Amy has been spotted in London at various bars.

 

The Sun reports that Amy DID check herself into a clinic in Essex, but bolted after 48 hours and fled back to Camden. She apparently sought the help of a doctor there who suggested she have a brain scan, because she suffered a seizure during her overdose. They think she might have epilepsy.

 

A source said, “She wanted to leave on Tuesday evening. People close to her are devastated. But Blake wants her to return to normality — and we all know what their normality is. They’ve even been planning to meet friends in Camden. It’s madness.”

 

Amy's father is said to be beyond upset and is looking into getting a restraining order to keep her daughter away from her husband. Yeah, good luck with that.

 

Amy doesn't have epilepsy. She has crackheaditis! The seizure was caused because she had like every single drug in her body. DUH! I'm not a doctor and I can tell you that shit. She needs a lobotomy and not a brain scan!