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Parasite Hilton is such a good role model to young girls that she graces the cover of Seventeen magazine. Good move Atoosa. You dumb ass. Someone on ONTD (Where I got this from) said that this cat looks like it has downs. Even if he/she did have downs it would be still be a million times smarter than this skank. Even photoshop can't fix her cum eye! It should say "Dress Like a Hooker with Autism" not "Dress Like a Celebrity!"

Lisa Rinna being a fug mess at the Camp Ronald McDonald Halloween Carnival on 10/22

Parasite Hilton is sniffing around for a New Year’s Eve gig. She has put out the word that she will host a party in Miami, New York or Los Angeles in your honor for the rock-bottom price of $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet.

Paris feels that she’s worth every penny and thinks one hundred grand is a fair price. Carmen Electra has also put out feelers, but her price is substantially lower at $50,000 without a private jet.

Ok, so if I pay this whore $100,000 to come to my party do I get whatever I want? Like can we play “Pin the Tail on the Whore” with her as the title character? Can we get her to swim in a pool full of stingrays?

And does this her price cover fumigation costs after the event? So many questions!

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GOT DAYUM!!!!?!!! Lil' Kim is the true hotness, but come on now. If she keeps pulling that mug, her eyes are going to end up in the back of her head! That French lady that got her face chewed off by her dog looks better than this hag. I'm going to get some hate mail for that. Lil' Kim fans are no joke!

It's not Michael Myers, it's Kim Cattrall at a premiere in Dublin. Ok, she's old so I will give her a break. She needs to beat down that photographer, though. Bitch has no reason need to get up in there that close. Somewhere in Ireland there's a broken photo lense.

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Here's the latest video from Meth-Face aka Fergie. The song is a straight-up redo of JJ Fad's "Supersonic", but I can still feel it a little. The video is nothing that we haven't seen before and seeing her ass in a bed of candy makes me never want to touch a Mars bar again. Ok, I'm lying..I'm eating one right now.

Furthermore, everytime she says "all the boys want to eat it" I want to eat my own eyeballs out.

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I unfortunately went to see Marie Antoinette last night. Yes, I want to fuck Kiki Dunst with her own snaggletooth, but I buy into hype. My $10 went down the drain. I basically could’ve gotten the same images from a Meat Loaf video. It was all style, no substance.

Many critics agreed with my dumb ass and here are some hot quotes. I love bad reviews:

" Without daddy's money...Coppola's emaciated screenplay would still be moldering on her hard drive as the author worked the 10-4 shift at the Starbucks on Figueroa." – Film Threat

"As for Dunst, there's nothing she does here that couldn't have been done by Jessica Simpson." – Deseret News

So if you want to see this trash, make sure you get drunk and bring some weed. Which will probably get you arrested, but at least you’ll have a much more exciting experience than staying and watching this bore.

That being said, Jamie Donran is in it and he’s the hotness.

Thank God that only cows are sacred in India and not whores! Parasite Hilton is set to put the people of India through more turmoil by visiting them next year. This piece of trash has already tapped into the Japanese market by probably tapping their businessmen and now she wants to bring it over to India. Parasite’s designer and friend, Anand Jon, who plans to come with her ass, said,

"I am planning to bring a line of high-end evening wear to India by next year. And who could be better than Paris — the ultimate 'It' girl — to present my designs?"

More like the ultimate “shit” girl and that’s the truth.

Mr. Anand must have been high on her twat fumes when he said this, "She is a style diva. She is very particular about what she wears. She is the Madonna of our generation.”

To make matters worse, Paris graces the cover of French Vogue next month. Jesus, what the hell is this world coming to? Mass suicide is looking rather lovely right now. I’ll get my Nikes. You bring the Kool-Aid.

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Stand next to hag-faced Rachel Zoe! This lovely woman is pretty average looking, but next to Rachel she looks like a damn Goddess. She's like fucking Athena next to Medusa. Poor Rachel, I feel sorry for her but bitch should lay off the meth. Why? Because it gives you meth face! These pictures are from last night at Curve restaurant in Los Angeles. Bitch probably sent diners running for the toilet. I'm awful, but I'm just saying. Truth hurts.