Fire belly alert! HoHan showed everyone on the set "Labor Pains" where SamRo dumps her sizzling lady spunk every morn, noon and night! You know SamRo rubs her steel wool all over that belly and it makes a fire. Then they makes s'mores on it and watch "Thelma and Louise." Sorry, I'm stupid.
For once, I don't want to take a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to HoHan's skin. She probably stinks like stale ciggie smoke, patchouli, burnt steel wool and fish jerky, but she looks pretty decent on the outside.
I really hope this baby gets SamRo's black roots and HoHan's glowing sand paper skin. It would be such a beauty. No, HoHan isn't knocked up with SamRo's love child and it isn't coke bloat. HoHan is wearing a Katie Holmes bump for her new movie. She's also picking her ass while holding a big box of cookies. Multitasker!
In other HoHan news, she's reportedly telling friends that her relationship with SamRo has calmed her down. She's quoted as saying, “She’s an amazing friend. I can have a great time just having a quiet meal with her. I feel like I don’t need anything else.” She's forgetting the moustache ride. A quiet meal and a moustache ride. That's all you really need in life!
Mark Ronson, 32, on his sister SamRo, 30, dating HoHan:
"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"
Depends on the lighting. For the record, SamRo and HoHan have never confirmed that they're bumping bald kitties. Mark is just stirring the pot and I wish he did it on YouTube.....with no clothes on. And who knew SamRo was fucking 30? HoHan's only 21 and looks like she can be SamRo's mama je'e.
HoHan and SamRo hugging out it in the open....in the daylight! This means...um....this means....it means nothing really, but I like seeing these two gayelles touching. You know they both have clit boners. HoHan is totally whispering to SamRo, "I'm wearing flannel panties."
I used to think that SamRo had a face only a firecrotch gayelle could love, but now I'm starting fall for her. We can bump donuts anytime.
Here's HoHan and SamRo on the set of "Labor Pains" yesterday.
These two little love beavers always look so happy together. They almost make me want to try vagina again, but I'll stick to salchicha. It's what I know.
And to think, I thought SamRo was a natural blonde (I'm joking). She had me fooled. Linds really needs to take her to get that root situation figured out in between munch parties.
In other HoHan news, she finally got insured for her movie, "Labor Pains." A source told Rush & Molloy that producers kept getting turned down by insurers. The source said that the producer "could only find one insurance company to cover her, and even then he really had to vouch for her."
She's totally insured by Survival. "SamRo can take that ride."