Solange

That was a stupid question. We know who did it! B-E-Y-O-N-C-E!!! She totally told Solange that everyone is wearing their wigs backwards. Everyone. I mean, I think the tag is sticking out in the front. And the dress and bag were definitely DIY projects using items from the local Salvation Army. Bitch is a walking Project Runway challenge. Damn, Beyonce! She got Solange again!

Solange wore this sad, sad ensemble to the BET Awards last night. Speaking of wigs that should've been left at home, that thing sitting on Lil Kim's head is illegal.

Here's more sexy messes from last night including Terry Howard who looked baby wipe fresh and Ashanti with a Cinnabon sitting in her hair.

Solange is standing a little too close to HoHan's private pussy. She better stand back or HoHan's greasy snatch hands will attack the Beyonce-hand-me-down-wig sitting on her head! Solange also doesn't want HoHan's twatty ciggie breath screaming at her, "Get your 15-year-old Full House ass off my girlfriend!" Yeah, Solange isn't 15 and has never been on "Full House," but that's the only insult HoHan knows.

Luckily, this didn't happen, but it does look like someone attacked Solange's dress or maybe it came that way? Beyonce probably gave her basement baby sister that dress as a birthday pressie and told her it was a Dior original, but it's really made out of orange silk flowers on clearance from Joann.

Here's Solange, SamRo, HoHan, Beyonce and Mama Knowles at Solange's birthday party. Was her party held in the basement?!

Beyonce is behind this! She called up Solange (collect, of course) and said, "Hi Soly. I know you want to look extra hot on TRL, so I'm going to give you a little style tip. It's all the rage in Europe! Hop your ass down to the nearest Duane Reade and pick up some generic baby powder. Don't buy Johnson's either. You can't afford that shit! Then take a q-tip and put that shit all over your eyebrow. Everyone will love it and maybe you'll sell more than 5 CDs. Ciao Ciao!"

I mean, why does Solange have one powdered brow? If this was HoHan, we would know she just got a little too close to the Colombian sugar mound, but this is Solange we're talking about! She doesn't even know what coke looks like!

That being said, Solange has the right idea and I'm off to powder one brow.

Solange Knowles was performing in Kansas City, Missouri when a terrible accident happened. No, the terrible accident wasn't the show's organizers finding out they got Solange instead of Beyonce. A piece of metal from the doorway fell on Solange's foot, breaking it! Solange didn't let that stop her and she kept performing. She was rushed to the hospital after the show.

A spokeswhore for Solange said, "Ms Knowles continued to head out to the stage and performed her full set while in extreme pain. Immediately following her performance, she was rushed to the hospital where she learned her foot was indeed broken." Solange will continue the tour with her foot in a cast.

You know Beyonce's weave has telekinetic powers and she used it to sabotage Solange. It didn't work! Take that Beyonce!

Seriously, Solange has no choice but to perform. It's either perform with a broken foot or go back to the basement.

Below is Solange's newest video which was paid for with leftover pennies from Beyonce's manicure fund.

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