Eva Mendes

Tuesday, September 16th 2008

Eva Mendes Has A Lot To Be Proud Of

Eva Mendes has accomplished a lot in life. I'm not talking about all the movies she's been in or all the "most sexiest" lists she's been on, I'm talking about the fact that she's fucked in all 50 states.

Eva said: "I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger." She said she had the best sex in Arizona and Colorado. "Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky... whatever it was, it was really, really good.” And what about the worst? She said Alaska. “I’d really like a do-over on that state." Levi Johnston, put your hand down! You're not available.

Many of us haven't even been to all 50 states, let alone done sexy times in it. Eva is a true American hero! I'm sure her parents have a bumper sticker that reads: "My daughter got fucked in all 50 states. Yee-haw!" My parents would!

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Posted by: Michael K


Friday, May 23rd 2008

It Was Research!

Eva Mendes checked her hot ass into Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab facility last January for "personal issues." Star Magazine (via SF Gate) claims Eva was actually researching a film role. Eva plays a Spanish drug lord in the movie "Queen of the South." Her character flees Mexico for Spain when her drug-runner boyfriend is murdered. Errr.....what does this have to do with rehab?

An acting coach told the magazine, "It's not unusual at all for an actor or actress to go to the extreme of checking into rehab to prepare for a character. In fact, I would encourage that for my students, because you want to fully immerse yourself in the role."

Nice try, Eva. If this is true, she checked herself into the wrong joint. The bitch really should have gone undercover in an acting school.

Hopefully, she'll play Charles Manson in her next movie and check into prison for a long ass time in order to "research" the role.

Posted by: Michael K


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