Aubrey O'Day

Nothing hurts me more than seeing a pair of chichis in peril. Even chichis that were paid with a Mastercard, 2 Visas, a couple of travelers checks, a Quizno's punch card and a hand job. Aubrey O'Day needs to free those plastic sacks from their slut dress prison! Actually, I think her dress wants to be freed too. It's slowly sliding down her body hoping to make it to the door without her noticing. She wouldn't notice either, because she has enough layers of bronzer and fake tanner to keep her warm.

Here's Aubrey with D. Woods, Jaslene Gonzales and other chicken heads at the J'Adore magazine party the other night. Aubrey, W. Woods and Jaslene look like an ad for TrannySurprise.com (that link is VERY NSFW).

I shouldn't hate on Aubrey O'Day, because I have at least 200 pictures of myself in the same pose. Sluts can't help it. We see a poster of a dude and we just have to act the fool on it. Aubrey is taking it to a whole new level, because that picture of Donnie Klang is on the back of a van. She probably got frekay in the back of that van earlier in the evening. No shame. I'm really starting to fall in love this raggedy cotton ball.

I'm going to give her two claps for her amazing slut 'do. You see, it keeps the hands free. I'm sure she's storing condoms, KY, Binaca and some toothpaste in there. The toothpaste adds a little zing to normal blowjobs. It's her spécialité.

Here's raggedy cotton ball outside Spotlight in NYC and also at the FiFi Awards. T-R-A-M-P!!!