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Riddle me this. When you Photoshop the hell out of a person, shouldn't you try to correct their bad features? Why the hell did they make Eva Longoria look even more like a rat? She looks like she knows the secret of NIMH. Throw that rat a piece of cheese to gnaw on. Here's some shots of Eva from Bebe's new Spring 2008 campaign. She just needs to drop the clothes and this would be a perfect Miami Vice-themed Playboy shoot. Aren't we done with this 80s shit yet? I am over it. Let's move into the 90s now.

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I'm not sure if that's a rubber doll or Taylor Dayne? The words claim it's Taylor Dayne, but I'm skeptical. This is some scary shit. It's black magic. Poor Taylor. She looks like she just got one of those face transplants. Whatever it is, throw it out the window. I don't need that dark shit around the house.

Heidi Montag and Ashley Tisdale better take note. This is what they are going to look like in 2 years.

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Thanks Bex

LeAnn Rimes is on the cover of Fitness Magazine and that shit looks like those fake magazine covers you take at amusement parks. That shit is not her body! That's a cardboard cutout and LeAnn is posing behind it. If she had a body like that in reality, even her gay husband wouldn't be able to resist her!

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Last month I posted this supposed casting listing looking for a body double to stand-in as Britney Spears for a Blender Magazine cover shoot. The listing stated that only the body would be used and they would paste Britney's head on. Is this the cover?

If this is the actual cover than Blender has taken a note from Radar and put together a more satirical cover of Britney. They missed the Frapp though. Brit is nothing without her Frapp! There's also a little note on the cover that states it's not Britney's body. Duh. We don't need a note to figure that one out.

Since we're on the subject of the almighty Cheetoed one! Here's some hot shit you guys have been sending me that Britney will probably cream over.

A Penis Shaped Cheeto on eBay!!! Brit will totally hop on that. Cheese on cheese.

Strawberry flavored Cheetos from Japan!

Frapp cupcakes!

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Thanks Khill, Christian & Lisa

Who's that lovely lady on January/February's Detail Magazine? It's that little twinkie, Zac Efron. He actually has a touch of masculinity. Just a touch. I think they had to Photoshop make-up OFF of him, because he never leaves home with full foundation and eyelashes.

The hair is all sorts of greasy though. It's probably KY.

Die for her children? She won't even live for her kids. Brit Brit, SPF and JJ are photoshopped for the new OK! Magazine. Who are those boys? They almost unrecognizable .The pictures were taken by photographer Dani Brubaker. Dani said, “She was very loving. She told me she loved her children and that they are her life. I’m told that when she saw the photographs she literally cried for over an hour and stared at them all night long.”

She cried, because she finally had photographic evidence that she actually has kids! The party's over. A source said that Britney would do anything for her boys. "“Britney has always said, ‘I would die for my boys if that’s what it took to prove I loved them. I’d do anything for them.’ ”

The source also claims Britney would leave the music industry if it wasn't for her boys, “The only reason she’s doing this is because she wants them to look up to her onstage and be like, ‘That’s my mama,’ and be proud of her. She’d put her life before them and die for Jayden and Preston. They’re her whole world.” Yeah, because I'm sure they are really going to say that when they see her MTV VMA performance.

If Brit had the choice between her boys and a frapp, we know who would win. Get the whipped cream ready.

Obviously Eva Longoria Parker (that name is gross) didn't bother showing up when they shot the poster for her new movie "Over Her Dead Body." They just took her head from whatever photo shoot and put it on some random model's body. Shit, that might just be a CGI body.

Even though the poster is God awful, the trailer is worse. This movie should've been made in the 80s with Shelley Long, Goldie Hawn and Steven Guttenberg.

Eva as a ghost haunting the new girlfriend of her former fiancee? They already did this in the damn 1940s! It's called Blithe Spirit.

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Poster source: Coming Soon