Owen Wilson

Too bad the wedding was fake and the groom was Owen Wilson and not John Mayer. I'm sure in the privacy of her trailer, Jenny made Owen wear a Mayer mask just so she could pretend.

Anyway, Owen and Jenny filmed a wedding scene in fake snow on the Pennsylvania set of "Marley and Me" last night. I've seen so many pictures from this movie that it feels like I've already seen it.

In other old maid news, Jenny has been telling friends Mayer's sexay time skills are better than Brad Pitt's. A source told The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy), “Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover. In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage.”

Don't listen to anything Jenny says! She's not thinking clearly. She's dickmatized.

Owen Wilson finally woke up from his 2-month walking coma. People reports that Owen and Kate Hudson have split up - AGAIN. The two started dating in 2006, but then they broke up and started dating again 2 months ago. There were rumors that Owen popped the question, because Kate was spotted wearing an engagement ring. The ring was a prop for her movie "Bride Wars."

A source close to Owen said it was a bad breakup for him, "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him." A source close to Kate said, "She feels dumb thinking it was so serious." A source close to me said, "Who gives a rat's fuck hole?!"

Now Owen is free to date Jennifer Aniston or Reese Witherspoon. Kate Hudson is free to date John Mayer or Jakey Poo. I mean, they all date each other. It's like one big boring key party.