The Landers Sisters

Feast your eyeballs on these beautiful creatures. It's Judy Landers and her magnificent TEEN daughters, Lindsey and Kristy. The holy trinity of glamour showed the peons of Robertson Blvd. what you can do with a little yellow hay, nail glue and a brain-free head.

The three are currently filming a reality show creatively called, "The Twats Landers!" I'm not sure what network it's with, but it will probably end at the Spice Network or the Disney Channel. One of those.

They are so fucking hot. They look like your Kewpie doll all grown and working as a day-shift stripper at Hip Hugger's in Kokomo, Indiana.

Judy Landers' gorgeous daughters, Kristy and Lindsey, are the epitome of glamour, but they really need to stop wearing cheap Cinderella wigs. I'm pretty intrigued about what's hiding underneath that $3 lump of polyester. I'm guessing their real hair is made of pure gold and it's too fragile to deal with the outside elements. That makes sense, because they did come from Judy's vagina and that shit is made out of diamonds and gold.

And where the hell is their reality show already? My Tivo has been asking me about this mess. Actually, my Tivo has been begging me to stop infecting him with more reality shows starring a bunch of dumb whores. Oh well! Sucks to be him.

Here's Judy and her stunning daughters working Robertson Blvd. yesterday.