Marky Mark

It's impossible for me to post about Marky Mark without using a picture from his old days. I know Marky wants to pretend those days never happened, but we still must never forget. I bet that dog in the picture sleeps with those panties he stole from the shoot. Even the dog can't forget Marky's glory days.

So.... Marky Mark lives near Posh and Becks in Los Angeles. He wants them to get the fuck out of his neighborhood because of the paparazzi attention that follows them. When asked if he has ever met Becks, he said, "No, but that fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. I was in the UK for the last week and they don't want him back there. They said, 'Keep him over there!'"

Hmmm...Los Angeles doesn't want Posh & Becks and the UK doesn't want them either. I wonder how Santey Claus feels about them? I hear the weather at the North Pole is glorious this time of year. Seriously, Marky lives in fucking Los Angeles. He needs to take off his clothes, put on his Calvins, shut the fuck up and chill.

Here's Marky at "The Happening" premiere in NYC last night with Zooey Deschanel and Mischa Barton. Note to producers: If nobody wants to come to your film premiere, invite Mischa. The saggy bitch goes to anything!

Marky Mark and his fiance of 4 years, Rhea Durham, are expecting their third baby. Dang! Why won't he marry the girl already. Rhea will pop out a baby this fall. They have a daughter, Ella Rae, and a son, Michael.

A friend of Marky Mark's told OK!, "Mark is thrilled to be having another baby. He is an amazing dad, and his two children are his world. He always used to joke about wanting at least a dozen kids, but it looks like he wasn't joking after all."

Basically I just wanted to post this picture of Marky Mark from the 90s. This shit was a huge part of my adolescence. Many hours were spent in the bathroom....I'll stop.

Bonus! Here's video of a dog trying to rip off Marky's panties for a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz back in the day. He used to be such a tool. He was the kind of dude that would start putting his pants on immediately after busting one on you. Swooooooon!