Too Much Information

It's been a while since I've caught up with Alexyss K. Tylor and her words of wisdom. This time around, Alexyss is talking shit, literally. Alexyss just doesn't understand why a lot of you will stay at your man's house for 2 or 3 days and let him do you in every hole, but you won't take a shit in his bathroom. Alexyss is really concerned that you're fucking up your bowels. I agree with Alexyss and that's why I always carry a pack of matches in my pocket. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Nothing will eliminate the scent of fresh doody quite like a freshly lit match.

Alexyss speak the truth. I nominate her for United States Secretary of Health and Human Services!

And this video is pretty NSFW. I doubt you want your boss to hear some woman talking about sucking dick and exploding bowels....or maybe you do?

VIA Crunk + Disorderly

I enjoy walking around naked in the comfort of my own apartment every now and again. It usually makes my dog go into dry heaves, but who really cares about that. Kelly Clarkson also loves wearing her Birthday suit around the house. The difference is that I put shit on when I have company. Kelly doesn't. I don't like the visuals in my head that go along with this story.

UsWeekly (via MSNBC) claims Kelly loves being nude around everyone. A source claims that Kelly doesn't even cover her privates when her house is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings." When questioned about it, Kelly tells her visitors, “I just really like being naked" Someone has to like it!

Being naked around visitors is one way to speed things up. At least Kelly doesn't have to worry about them sticking around too long. Unless they get stuck on the snail trails her vagina leaves all over the furniture.

Thanks Maria