Panty Pudding

Becks will be in San Francisco tonight where he will show off several pictures from the new Emporio Armani panties campaign. Hmm....I'm thinking Becks had a little help in the dick department. That shit looks like a dill pickle.

It doesn't matter. I'd still hit it. I'd take that dill pickle and shove it in his mouth, so that I won't have to hear a girly peep from him. I mean, can you imagine hearing Minnie Mouse scream, "Take that dick!" Total buzzkill.

VIA Towleroad

Madonna is leading the revolution of women over 45 spreading their crotches in photo shoots. Julianne Moore joined the revolution by letting out her crotch for the cover of May's Vogue Paris.

Julianne Moore could spread her ass cheeks and I would still be all over it. This woman can do no wrong. Although, I see a little copper wire popping out of her panties. Joooking.

She has a look on her face that is telling me she needs to push a queef out. Release it! The panties can take it. Even if they can't take it, a little strawberry panty pudding never hurt anyone.