Julianne Moore

Phoebe Price was obviously busy shooting covers for German Vogue, Italian InStyle, Elle Antarctica and Neptune GQ, because she should have posed as Ariel in the new Disney Dream series. She is Ariel! PP has said it herself and she would NEVER tell a lie.

Oh well! Julianne Moore was gracious enough to take PP's place as Ariel in The Little Mermaid portrait shot by Annie Leibovitz. Butterface Michael Phelps also posed a merman. I really hope he has a horse dick to match his horse face.

Julianne could have posed as Winnie the Pooh and I still would have loved it. The bitch is gold.

Madonna is leading the revolution of women over 45 spreading their crotches in photo shoots. Julianne Moore joined the revolution by letting out her crotch for the cover of May's Vogue Paris.

Julianne Moore could spread her ass cheeks and I would still be all over it. This woman can do no wrong. Although, I see a little copper wire popping out of her panties. Joooking.

She has a look on her face that is telling me she needs to push a queef out. Release it! The panties can take it. Even if they can't take it, a little strawberry panty pudding never hurt anyone.