Chrissy Crocker

Chrissy Crocker and his curly-haired friend are giving Heidi and Spencer a run for their "piece of trash" money! It took me a few coffee swigs to realize this WAS NOT Heidi and Spencer. Heidi's adam's apple is bigger, so that gave it away.

Chrissy is quickly becoming the main bitch of Robertson Blvd. Phoebe Price better step it up. Actually, PP and Chrissy should join forces and work the stroll together. Shameless attention whores need to stick together.

UPDATE: Chrissy's mystery friend is Cameron Michaels, a power bottom porn star from RandyBlue.com. Click here to see his "work." NSFW! Duh. (Thanks John)

It wouldn't be a holiday without one of Spencer and Heidi's totally candid photo shoots! Heidi brought her mother into the charade for a special Mother's Day shoot yesterday. I'm sorry, but I live for their amazing photo shoots. They should open up a business and help others look totally natural on special days.

I can't wait for their "Day of the Dead" photo shoot. Hopefully, they'll pose in a casket and we can bury them for good. Wait, then who will bring us these gems?

And it wouldn't be a Heidi post without pictures of her gorgeous twin sister, Chrissy Crocker.