Cholas

I'm going to try and achieve the impossible by not mentioning a certain "Cheeto-loving redneck" in this post about Starbucks. I will probably grit my teeth down to little razors by the end of this post, but I like a good challenge. Oh and I also love a good chola picture. These stunning chola beauties look so happy holding their $5 coffees. They have no idea what's coming....

Starfucks announced that they will be closing 600 stores and cutting 12,000 jobs due. Don't worry, there's still ten million Starbucks shacks for you to choose from. In January, they announced they were only closing around 100 stores. The HBIC of Starbucks said they are mostly closing locations near another Starbucks. Great, this means I won't be able to get a $10 Venti Frapp on every other corner anymore? What in the shit shit am I going to do?

Wait....I just realized that not only 600 Starbucks are closing, but also 600 available bathrooms. FUCK! Starbucks is one of the only joints that has a public bathroom that doesn't look and smell like Tommy Girl's sex dungeon.

And guess what?! I didn't mention "you know who" in this entire post! A Frapp pop for me! I'm not going to lie. Their Frapp pops are pretty fucking delicious.

ABC News has declared that bushy eyebrows are back! I don't think I ever got the telegram that they ever left. They claim Ashley Olsen's bushy caterpillars caused a "commotion" at the Costume Institute Gala. A commotion? Did Ash's bush brows cause Anna Wintour to choke on a buffalo wing or something?

That troll's brows ain't shit! Look at Lourdes! That's how you do bushy brows the right way. Ash needed to go home and try again.

Fuck this bushy brow "trend." We should stand together united against it. We should all take a Lady Bic to our eyebrows and draw on new one with a Sharpie. If you don't have a Sharpie, you can burn down a match for a few seconds and use that. You go first....

I mean, look at this bitch below. This kind of chola glamour will never go out of style. It's timeless.

This ad is full of YES! I love how they toned down their real chola look, so they would look professional in the ad. I really hope they attend the job fair in all their chola glory. They shouldn't keep it hidden down. Be chola, be proud! Besides, employers like to see what you can do with a Sharpie. WORD.

And since we're on the subject of chola beauty......

Source: eBaum's World

Thanks MP