Afternoon Crumbs

Compete in a staring contest with MiserAlba! I lost, because her fake smile distracted me - IDLYITW

Chestica will be Asshole's maid of honor - Popsugar

Brit Brit wants to live near KFed - Hollywood Rag

Hilary Duff isn't looking so fresh - Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Larson is a beautiful wax figure in Harper's Bazaar - Just Jared

Tyra Banks' fetish show (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Halle's got a pussy in her cleavage - Cityrag

Lance Bass' shirtless bodyguard or something - Towleroad

Monica Bellucci slips a nip - Egotastic!

Mayer & Maniston reunite - A Socialite's Life

It's artistic! Eva Mendes goes topless for Italian Vogue - Egotastic!

SICK! Elisabeth Hasselcrack in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Vintage naked Alyssa Milano - IDLYITW

Entourage gets a Gossip Girl - Popsugar

Kim Kardashian talks about her cottage cheese treatment (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Topless Eddie Cibrian on "Ugly Betty" - Just Jared

Olsen twin porn - Cityrag

Gary Dourdan charge! He was totally framed - A Socialite's Life

Eat Kate Moss, but put a condom on your tongue first - Hollywood Rag

Pete Wentz likes running with the gays - Towleroad

Lezzie camp! HoHan on Ugly Betty - Just Jared

RiRi is hot and she knows it - Egotastic!

Elisha Cuthbert giving herself cleavage - Hollywood Tuna

This isn't a good look for Adam Brody - Popsugar

Chelsea Clinton will hit a lesbo bar to campaign for mommy - Towleroad

Chestica engaged? Papa Joe wishes - IDLYITW

Miley Cyrus hangs out with drag queens (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Jude Law looks beat - A Socialite's Life

Pamela Anderson sold her used panties at her garage sale - Hollywood Rag

Celebrity tattoos in hiding - Cityrag

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The devil wears fugly - Lainey Gossip

Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini with another hockey player boyfriend - Egotastic!

Suri in Pucci! She only wears the finest - Popsugar

The gay on Gossip Girl is.... - Just Jared

Michelle Trachtenburg's nipple pasties (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The MTV Movie Award nominations - I'm Not Obsessed

Vanessa Williams is graduating from college this weekend - Celebitchy

Shia LaDouche vows to never get arrested again - ICYDK

Fergie's got ass! I feel gross writing that - Hollywood Tuna

My Little Pony Parker loves her gay husband - IDLYITW

Brazilian footballer Ronaldo claims he's not gay - Towleroad

Is John Mayer already cheating? - Hollywood Rag

Kylie Minogue beloved in France - A Socialite's Life

Wonky's private puppy mill - Cityrag

Lunch time! Pour some fruit over that shit - Hollywood Tuna

Bai Ling really loves to show off her nippies - Egotastic!

Clooney and his call girl invade NYC - Popsugar

Shia LaDouche is growing on me - Just Jared

Ashton Kutcher looking douchier than usual - IDLYITW

The big gay moment on "Brothers and Sisters" - Towleroad

Holly Madison has wonky nipples (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Skanks at the Kentucky Derby - Hollywood Rag

Tommy Girl rocks the stink eye - Cityrag

Harrison Ford & Bruce Willis still get action - A Socialite's Life

At least MiserAlba's nipples look happy - Egotastic!

Madonna looks like a pimp - Popsugar

She also can't sing or play guitar (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Brangelina and kids in France - Just Jared

Why didn't any of these animals attack Kim Kardashian? - Hollywood Tuna

Kanye West loves chess for dumb people - Lainey Gossip

Alessandro Ambrosio is already a MILF - Hollywood Rag

Brit Brit in the pool with her boys - Cityrag

I really hope Heather Locklear is doing what I think she's doing - A Socialite's Life

The "What Happens in Vegas" premiere was full of douches - IDLYITW

Nick Cannon is one dead douche! It looks like he gave Mimi the same engagement ring he gave to his ex-fiancee - TMZ

Halle Berry's three bumps - Hollywood Tuna

More pictures of Aniston and Mayer laying down in Miami - Egotastic!

Brit Brit in a towel - IDLYITW

Fuck! NYC leads the world in pot arrests - Cityrag

Mary Kate Olsen shows off her training bra (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Diane Kruger looks pregnant - Popsugar

Ellen Pompeo's nippies! - Just Jared

Heidi Montag is trying to destroy Chace Crawford - A Socialite's Life

T.R. Knight and his boy toy betrothed - Towleroad

Jessica Simpson is in after 4 months - Hollywood Rag

An Olsen troll is smiling! She must be up to something evil - Popsugar

The new trailer for "The Dark Knight" - IDLYITW

Former child star, Brie Larson, is one step closer to porn (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Keeley Hazell is the Queen of Boobs - Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus has "no comment" about the VF debacle - Just Jared

Amy Smart with some tape over her nippies - Egotastic!

The celebrity camel toe game - Cityrag

Chuck from Gossip Girl embraces the rainbow - A Socialite's Life

Hulk Hogan wants to beat down Brooke's boyfriend - Hollywood Rag

An Eliot Spitzer porn parody - Guanabee

MiserAlba's miserable Birthday - A Socialite's Life

Barf! The Lauren Conrad sex tape confirmed? - Hollywood Tuna

Pamela Anderson looks knocked up, but it could be tramp bloat - IDLYITW

Roger Clemens had an affair with Mindy McCready - Hollywood Rag

Keeley Hazell is a singer?! - Egotastic!

Kitten Bobbleheads - Cityrag

The Sleestaks from Land of the Lost have returned - Towleroad

Tommy Cruise actually spent time with his other kids - Just Jared

Jeremy Piven still gets hot chicks even though he's a bald douche (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

What the hell would Fishsticks Paltrow do without Photoshop? - Popsugar

Shia LaBeouf basks in his doucheness at Coachella - Just Jared

Keeley Hazell is always topless - Hollywood Tuna

MiserAlba is getting huge! - Popsugar

Brooke Hogan's man looks prettier and skinnier than her - Egotastic!

Shauna Sand is meeeeelting (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Anna Faris almost slips a boob - Hollywood Rag

10 totally awesome videos - Cityrag

Ashton Kutcher is part duck, part tool - A Socialite's Life

Kelly Clarkson swallowing a sandwich whole - IDLYITW

Ashlee Simpson's redesigned t-shirt line - Gallery of the Absurd

Prince covers Radiohead - Idolator