Shauna Sand

el·e·gant [el-i-guhnt] - gracefully refined and dignified

Yup, that pretty much describes Shauna Sand. It can also be used to describe her gorgeous lucite heels. When are those things going to make it into the Smithsonian already?

Here's Shauna working the valet stand with her equally stunning best friend, Tess Broussard.

This is the hottest thing I've seen all day this hour! Shauna Sand is hawking outdoor stereo rocks on eBay! The auction features ultra elegant pictures of Shauna posing in a bikini with a bunch of speaker rocks. Not only do you win 6 amazing outdoor speaker rocks, but they will all be autographed by Shauna Sand herself!

The original price of the rocks was $2700. WHAT?! She'll spend $2700 on rocks, but she'll only spend $15 on shoes?! I love her even more. Speaker rocks are definitely more important than footwear.

I'll bid until my fingers fall off if she throws in a worn pair of her exquisite lucite heels.

Click here to see the auction and more pictures. Shauna Sand + Speaker Rocks = GLAMOUR

Shauna Sand married a hot Frenchie, Romain Chavent, in 2006 and kept it a secret. How very Janet Jackson of her. I'm not sure you can call it a secret when nobody really cares. TMZ caught up with Romain last night and he confirmed he filed for divorce. He cited "irreconcilable differences" and the divorce papers were handwritten.

Romain said that Shauna's move to Miami and her hard-partying are reasons for their divorce.

Where the hell are the wedding pictures?! You know this ho wore a latex wedding dress and had special lucite heels made for the occasion. She had a little blinking light put into the platform. It blinked like crazy as she walked down the aisle. A high-class affair.

Click here to see a video of hot Frenchie talking about his split from one of the most gorgeous women in the world.

John McCain so has this presidency locked up! He already has Heidi Montag's endorsement and now he can add the elegant Shauna Sand to his long list of prostitute supporters. TMZ caught up with Shauna last night as she was working the stroll. Shauna said she's voting for McCain and "absolutely" thinks he'll make a great president. She said all of this while shivering her plastic tits off. I guess plastic doesn't keep you warm.

Shauna just got back from Miami where she said she was doing "print, film, tv, everything..." for work. I'm guessing the everything means porn. Well, a mother has to feed her children!

Oh and Shauna's face is slowly turning into Joan Van Ark's mask of destruction.

Shauna Sand attended the "100 Stars" Oscar party last night and wore her signature lucite heels. Since it was a special night, Shauna dressed them up a little bit using $2 ribbon from the craft supply store. Now a pair of $5 shoes look $7! Instant expensive glamour! Her shoes look fantastic, pity about the dress. It looks like it got caught in the elevator.

It's funny for a party called "100 Stars" there were about 0 stars there. This shit was also attended by Jeff Conaway with his girlfriend Vicki, Jenna Jameson, Baby Huey, Kelly LeBrock, Sally Kirkland and Traci Bingham. All the major names in Hollywood.

What the hell is Jeff still doing with Vicki! Vicki is the Sam Lutfi of D-list celebrities! She is totally making Vicodin cocktails for Jeff. Jenna and Kelly should totally team up and do a remake of Howard the Duck. They both have the lips to play the title role.

And that's where Sally Kirkland was?! Shit, that was the real party to be at.

TMZ caught up with Shauna Sand outside some plastic surgeon's office where she said she was having "nerve block." I believe her. Shauna Sand does not get plastic surgery! She is a natural beauty. She was merely having a "nerve block." Don't you know what that is? Yeah me neither, but I'm just going to pretend it's only something the insanely gorgeous and glamorous get.

Shauna also talked about her world famous lucite heels and said she makes them all. She has over 500 pairs. A slut cobbler! Who would've known? This "nerve block" she had is fucking with her thoughts, because buying shoes at the local drag queen store is not considered making them.

Get better Shauna! I hope your nerve block clears up.

TMZ caught the ultra sophisticated Shauna Sand taking her daughter to karate class last night. Of course she wore her gorgeous lucite platform heels. She's nothing without them. They are her signature item. Sally Jesse has her red glasses and Shauna Sand has her $19 hooker shoes. One Dlisted reader told me she apparently has dozens and dozens of them. I don't know if I want to believe that. I'd like to believe she's been wearing the same pair for years. The Chanel earrings really class up her already classy outfit. I'm sure they say "Made in Hong Kong" on the back. Love her.

If my mom walked into my school wearing an outfit like that, I think I would die.....of happiness.

You probably don't give a fuck, but let's take this journey together anyway. We'll eat snickerdoodles afterwards. Anyway, here's pictures of two of the most elegant women in the world taken in March and September of last year. I am seriously going to punish myself for missing these. I don't know how the world did not explode from that much glamour in one room.

I don't know who that other chick in the picture is, but my face will soon replace hers when I get done photoshopping this picture.

Phoebe Price and Shauna Sand for '08!

Thanks Nicole

How long before Shauna Sand's daughters are wearing her lucite platforms to school? Shauna Sand got her daughter's whore ready for a Kitson fashion show last night. They were covered in Wet 'N Wild, because they were in the fashion show. This isn't their day look. At least I hope not. They are just as elegant and sophisticated as she is.

Looks like everyone in the Shauna Sand family is addicted to the MAC counter. Her boyfriend, Ramon Ray, is wearing more eyeliner than she is.

Like whore mother like daughter!