Jamie Lynn Spears
Thursday, December 27th 2007
Daddy Spears Stays Away
Jamie Spears stayed in Los Angeles for Christmas and did not spend the holiday with his knocked-up teenage daughter or Lynne Spears. According to UsWeekly Jamie is still pissed off at Lynne for selling their daughter's pregnancy story to Ok! Magazine. A source said that when JL told Lynne about her pregnancy, Lynne immediately suggested they break the story to Ok! Lynne knows that they pay the most.
Jamie is still upset with Lynne, because he works for everything he has. Jamie is a private chef in L.A. A source said, "He doesn't get a dime from his daughters. He busts his ass to take care of himself. That's why he's so furious with Lynne."
Jame did see SPF, Britney and JJ though. He'll take crazy over greedy.
You never EVER see Daddy Spears in pictures or anything. I once saw him on an episode of "Dr. 90210," because I think he's personal chef to one of the Maloof daughters or some shit like that. He sort of looks like Freddy Krueger, but he seems like the most sane of the Spears, so I'll let him be.
Wednesday, December 26th 2007
Maury Time!
Star Magazine claims Casey Aldridge is not the daddy of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' baby! Sources claim the daddy is an older executive on her TV show "Zoey 101." JL is only saying Casey is the father, because she doesn't want the real daddy to face statutory rape charges.
A source told Star, “Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her."
Family sources say the older man is taking advantage of young JL. They also claim JL and Casey are over and they dated on-and-off for the past couple of years. JL was apparently trying to date KFed's brother. Keeping the trash in the family!
Casey is also a serial cheater who had another pregnancy scare with another chick.
“This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.” Casey was also dating another chick while dating Jamie Lynn claims the other girl's brother.
I'd normally call bullshit on a story like this, but we are talking about the Spears girls. Nothing surprises me with this family. I actually was surprised that Jamie Lynn didn't claim she's still a virgin carrying the second Jesus!
So far the suspects for JL's baby daddy are Lil' Romeo, Casey Aldridge and now some mysterious older man. This will be the best Maury episode EVER!
Thanks Mari
Sunday, December 23rd 2007
The First Mr. Brit Brit Spears Thinks Casey Did Good By Knocking Up Jamie Lynn
Jason Alexander (not the one from Seinfeld) was married to Britney Spears for 55 hours, but he thinks knocking up Jamie Lynn was the best thing
Casey Aldridge could've done for himself. He told PageSix.com that now he has more "leeway."
He said, "First thing I thought when I heard about Jamie Lynn was at least that boy got her pregnant so they couldn't tell him what to do like they did me. He's got a little more leeway — more rope to pull with. All I had was a signed marriage license." Jason still lives in Kentwood, LA and said that the "Spears publicity machine" probably has Casey on lockdown.
"The Spears family is not a bad family. They're just big business and have advisers."
Casey who works in Baton Rouge laying pipes (I'm sure he does) has kept quiet about the whole thing.
No, the Spears family is straight up trash. They don't enough advisers and that's the problem!
With all that being said, Jason A is kinda hot? I bet he has a burrito dick with extra dick butter though and that's not hot.
Friday, December 21st 2007
God Is At Work, People
Lynne Spears parenting book is back on track, but the Christian publisher issued a statement saying it wasn't a parenting book. Thomas Nelson said this:
"From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears' book is a parenting book. I'm sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true. Lynne's memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities."
"We believe in redemption. Therefore, we are standing with Lynne and her family during this difficult time. Though the book has been delayed, we believe God is at work. The story is still being written, and we are confident in His ability to turn ashes into beauty" (Isaiah 61:3)."
Actually Thomas Nelson, God is on coffee break with all of us laughing at this whole Spears drama. You should join us sometime. Bring biscotti.
Source: The Insider
Friday, December 21st 2007
Lil' Romeo Is The Father Of Jamie Lynn's Baby?!!!!
I'm pretty sure this rumor is a crock of shit, but wouldn't it be lovely? The New York Daily News reports that Jamie Lynn has been dating fellow Nickelodeon star Lil' Romeo. If only! I'm still sitting here patiently waiting for the rumor that KFed's the daddy. It's coming....
Also! Casey Aldridge apparently won't be charged with any kind of rape charges, because he's 18 and not 19. DMV records indicate he's 18. Way to hack into the DMV files and fix your age. He's a computer genius! (eGossip )
And! The eternal voice of reason, Blair from Facts of Life, threw in her two cents about this whole situation. Lisa Welchel is a die-hard Christian and said, "I'm so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices, and I believe she's being a good role model — a good role model in that situation, to choose to have the baby, and … I am supportive of her in that situation." Screw Blair! What does Mrs. Garrett have to say about all of this?! (ABC News )
Friday, December 21st 2007
A Timeless Beauty
I never thought I would say this, but I'm actually happy to see this hillbilly twat! With all this Jamie Lynn shit going on, I've been waiting for Shit Shit Spears to do something! Anyway, Brit went out last night to one of the finest restaurants in Southern California, Carl's Jr!! She loves to treat herself like the queen she is.
Before that she went shopping at one of those trashy souvenir shops on Hollywood Blvd. and picked up some girly baby items. How thoughtful of Brit. Always thinking of others.
People.com reports that Brit is still "shocked" about her sister's pregnancy. Apparently she wanted to "try out a dance routine" at Millenium Dance Complex yesterday, but saw the crowd outside and sped away. Yeah right, somebody told her that there's a 2 for 1 sale on Holiday flavors at Starbucks, so she hit the gas.
A source said, "Britney said that she doesn't want to deal with the media because she is still shocked [about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy news]. She feels that she needs peace and quiet."
Brit is probably "shocked" about everything, because she's crazy! Brit, you lost your kids! "HUH?" Brit, your sister is knocked up! "WHA?" Brit, that's a dirty tampon you're using to stir your coffee! "HEH?!"
Thursday, December 20th 2007
This Broad Again
As I expected there's a slew of stories about Jamie Lynn since I posted about her ass this morning. Yes, that's Dakota and Elle Fanning with her, but thankfully they are not pregnant. At least I hope not.
Here we go!
Nickelodeon is considering airing a special on teen pregnancy. Linda Ellerbee would host. The network thinks that many parents are finding themselves in a weird situation of having to explain the drama to their kids. UsWeekly has some tips on how to tell your kid what's going.
It's easy! Just tell them Jamie Lynn was extra good this year, so the stork and Santey Claus brought her a special gift. If that doesn't work tell them she's a slut and will probably die lonely for all the wrong she's done to the world.
The debate of Casey's age is still going on! Some say he's 18 and some say he's 19 and I guess if he's 19 he could face charges. The LA Attorney General's office said he could face up to 10 years in jail if he's 19. The Deputy Sheriff said they didn't break any laws. (Page Six )
Just throw the entire Aldridge family and the entire Spears family in the clink and call it a day!
Casey's uncle said the two won't get married anytime soon and hopes they remaine in a committed relationship. He said, "I hope they will stick it out and get married for the child's sake and their sake. But if they're not in love and it was just a fantasy, they don't need to make the same mistake twice." (People)
So are they still together, are they getting married...fuck! Who cares? I do, sadly.
Brit reportedly bought Jamie Lynn a "Hot Mama 2 Be" t-shirt from Petit Tresor with a bunch of other baby items and the note "Dear J.L., We love you! Brit, Sean and Jayden." (TMZ )
I'm pretty sure SPF wrote that note, because there's no way Brit could've wrote it without misspelling at least 3 words.
Lastly! It looks like the principal at Casey's school is selling off his yearbook pics. When TMZ asked the school for pics of Casey, the principal told them they were holding out for a better price, because "the school needs the money."
Well looks like the "better price" came from UsWeekly. They have the yearbook pic .
Will Britney please do something, so the attention can go back to her?
Thursday, December 20th 2007
Nobody Would've Cared Anyway
Ashlee Simpson debuted her shitty ass video for her shitty ass song "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)" yesterday and hoped for a lot fanfare, but didn't get any. The Jamie Lynn Spears story broke instead and according to MSNBC's The Scoop Ashlee is pissed.
A souce told The Scoop, “Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed. Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister."
Asshole's rep said it's not true and she's happy with the feedback her video has gotten. You mean the negative feedback? She's also happy for Jamie Lynn. My ass.
The source went on to say that Papa Joe picked the video's release date for a reason and he wanted it to be the talk of the town. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”
Nobody would've cared anyway. Papa Joe could've debuted the video on his pasty ass and not many would've even noticed.
In case you missed the video and care to see it, click here. I say don't bother. Go watch some random Gwen Stefani video instead. It's the same shit, but better.
Image: Planet Hiltron
Thursday, December 20th 2007
Is This Over Yet?
Jamie Lynn Spears has taken over my brains and won't let it go. This is what happens when a big story "breaks" or whatever. You're shocked at first and really into it and then all of a sudden it's absolutely everywhere. Everyone from Dan Rather to Whoopi Goldberg are talking about. Shit, I even think the birds outside my window were gossiping about this crap. It's sad, because I'm equally obsessed. I need help. SO! There's a million stories out there about our little JL and here's just a few.
The Juno Report!
JL and the baby daddy Casey Aldridge are not together anymore. A source said, “They’re not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married. At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.” (Life&Style )
Hopefully this is true for her sake. She doesn't need anymore kids. Actually, I think it's better JL just goes lesbo now. Start licking the cat before you pop out more kids and ruin your own life even more. Going cat is the way to go.
19-year-old Casey could face statutory rape charges. Louisiana law defines this unlawful carnal knowledge as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17." If they did it in California the law there states any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 18 who is not more than three year younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanour and faces up to one year in a county jail. (Daily Mail )
I was watching Access Hollywood (I know, I know) and they had some lawyer on there babbling about how he didn't commit a crime based on the laws in LA and CA. Basically, who gives a fuck! Charges will not be filed, because Jamie Lynn's mom is a-ok with it. Shit, she's a-ok with almost anything.
JL's aunt said the pregnancy might have been planned, because JL wanted "me time." She said, "It may be one of the reaons she went out and did what she did, and whether she got pregnant on purpose or by accident, that's the reason she went out and rebelled. She wants a little bit of 'me' attention, with everything that's going on with Britney like it is." (PageSix.com )
The Spears family is TRASH! Their relatives are talking to anybody who will listen. Fuck, they'll sit down with the PennySaver if they paid them. That's all I have to say about that.
And FINALLY! JL told Ok! Magazine that she plans not to marry Casey at this time and that she wants to know the sexy (typo, but I'm keeping it) as soon as possible.
She also thinks she'll be a good mother, "I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great. All my friends have little brothers or sisters."
Well then.....I'm sure there will be 10,001 more stories about this girl as soon as I hit "publish." My brain is pregnant now.
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Jamie Lynn Is Already Whoring Her Baby Out
Jamie Lynn Spears did not get paid up front by Ok! Magazine for basically giving them the story of the year. Jamie Lynn didn't ask for money. Instead she got a back-end deal. Yeah, that's what got her into this mess in the first place.
TMZ reports that JL will get $1 million for a photo shoot with her baby when it's born. Why wait then? She should give them her ultrasound photos. Start the pimpin' now!
Lynne Spears went to Ok! Magazine, because she liked the way they handled Britney's whole metldown photo shoot with them. When Lynne found out JL was knocked up she called Ok! to give them the exclusive. She told them they had to keep Britney out of it.
That's not hard. Britney is ALWAYS out of it.
TMZ also claims Jamie Lynn is more than 12 weeks pregnant and think she's going to pop in the Spring.
I believe it. Remember those rumors about JL being knocked up back in July? Oh those Spears people. Such untruth tellers!
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