Girlfriend Please

 

Oh hell no! Zac Efron is gonna let that Vanessa Whateverthatslutsname is have it! Nobody wears his signature shade.

 

You know Zac doesn't even look gay to me anymore. He looks like a straight-up female to male tranny. That's some Boys Don't Cry shit!

 

Here's these two twinkies at a High School Musical 2 event last night in Hollywood.  

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, the gay is in the face too. Hayden Christensen is oh-so-purty. Purty gay! It's a good thing he's easy on the eyes, because this bitch can't act worth a damn. He's in that "Awake" movie with Jessica Alba and you just know he makes her look like Meryl Streep.  

 

Here's girlfriend leaving TRL in NYC yesterday.  

 

 

 

 

 

Has Brit Brit finally realized that two can play at that game and hired private investigators to follow around KFed? That's what TMZ says. They claim Brit has hired people to photograph KFed doing illegal shit and dig up crap on him like he's done to her.

 

A source told TMZ that Brit witnessed KFed smoke dope and drink in front of the tots while they were married. Brit's legal team hope they can turn things around, so KFed doesn't look like the perfect father anymore.

 

It's about time, but knowing that hillbilly twit she probably hired Mystery Inc. after watching too many episodes of Scooby Doo! She paid them in Scooby snacks!

 

UPDATE: Brit's lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly about not being able to drive with the kiddies and other shit. Looks like bitch finally hired a driver.

 

"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children. Ms. Spears is grateful for and appreciates the support and well wishes of the many, many people who have extended same. "

  

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Bruce Willis shouldn't try to grow that shit out. He looks way hotter when he's shaved completely. His head looks like it needs a few gallons of Miracle Gro. Poor little grass patch.

 

Here's Brucie with Ashton Kutcher and Sly Stallone at the opening of Planet Hollywood last night. I think Sly's face is barfing up all the botox he's injected. He should really look into that.

 

 

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson needs to stop posing like an 18-year-old girl trying to be slutty on Spring Break. It's not cute! I know The Hoff's animal sexiness brings out the slut in all of us, but Pam needs to keep it under control. That drag queen looks fresher than her!

 

Here's Pammy with her husband at the opening of Planet Hollywood Casino yesterday. Her husband has "child toucher" eyes. I love how he grabs his wife's ass on the carpet. Classy shit.

 

 

 

 

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Who's that sexy thing? It's our favorite little wackjob, Tommy Girl! Here's Tommy on the set of "Tropic Thunder" in Los Angeles. I guess TG is making some sort of cameo in the movie directed by Ben Stiller. It also stars Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Matthew McConagay and some other skanks. Katie Holmes is also rumored to be taking a role.

 

The movie's about a bunch of actors shooting a war movie that find themselves actually fighting in a real war. It's out this July.

 

Tommy around all those men? He was probably brought in to fluff. It also looks like he's borrowed Katie's fake pregnancy bump! I'm glad that fake bump has gotten a second life.

 

He's honestly never looked better.

 

 

Is LeAnn Rimes married to a 'mo? I mean his name is Dean Allen Sheremet. That's a 'mo name if there ever was one. I don't know though. I sort of get the failed metrosexual vibe from him. Like he's one of those that wants to look gay, but isn't.  He has major busted gay face though.

 

Here's Dean and LeAnn shopping in NYC today. Oh and by shopping I mean he's looking for a "fabulous outfit for Christmas" and she's paying for it. We should introduce them to Star and Gay Al.  

 

 

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33-year-old Rowan Trezise planned to move to New Zealand with her husband, but was told she was too fat. The British woman along with her husband tried to get into the country for residence, but were told they were too fat and could be a burden on their health care system. 

 

Rowan's husband lost the weight and was allowed into the country where he got a job as a technician. Rowan had to stay behind in Britian.

 

New Zealand assess weight based on people's Body Mass Index. They said,

"The immigration department can't afford to import people who are going to be a significant drain on our health resources. You can see the logic in assessing if there is a significant health cost associated with this individual and that would be a reason for them not coming in."

Rowan hopes to lose the weight by Christmas, so she can be reunited with her husband.

My question is what about people that are too skinny or smokers? They could be a burden on the health care system too. Not all fat fucks have health issues. That means most Americans better not even think of moving to New Zealand.

That's cold. I'd hate to be the bitch that has to tell someone, "Sorry you're too fat to live here. NEXT!" Actually, that might be kind of fun. 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

AS IF! There's a hurtful rumor going around that Tom Cruise is in talks to play Hugh Hefner in the "Playboy" biopic that's currently being developed. Brett Ratner is reportedly directing that mess.

 

A source said, "Tom knows of Hugh's colourful past and thinks he would be the perfect person to bring it to the big screen. He also thinks the role would be a challenge for him, and would remind people of his versatility as an actor. At the moment people are concentrating on his personal life, and his marriage to Katie - but he wants to remind them that he can act too."

 

Leonardo DiCaprio is also rumored to be in the running.

 

Grotesque! I'd rather see Hugh Hefner play Tom Cruise in a movie. Now that would be something to see.

 

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