Reality TV

The full cast of Vh1's "I Love Money" reads like the CDC's Most Wanted list. Vh1 has announced the entire cast for the competition reality show which will pit the walking vagina warts from "Rock of Love," "I Love New York" and "Flavor of Love" against each other for a $250,000 grand prize. And the cast is...

From I Love New York:
12 Pack
Chance
The Entertainer
Heat
Midget Mac
Mr. Boston
Real
Whiteboy

From Rock of Love 1 & 2:
Brandi C
Destiney
Heather
Megan
Rodeo

From Flavor of Love 1 &2:
Hoopz
Nibblz
Pumkin
Toastee

Where the hell is Lip Chap, Daisy, Lacey and Angelique?! They must have not passed the health examination.

This shit will premiere July 13th at 9pm. Cannot. Wait.

And who made the final 3? I know your ass is just dripping with anticipation. Find out who went home after the jump. JUMP!!!!

The shit above is a doll someone made of Jason Castro. They put it up on eBay. They forgot to add the most important thing. His bong!!!! Methinks that evil (and delicious) demon, marijuana, had a lot to do with his performance last night. This is why potheads and live television do NOT mix. So, Jason Castro effed up big time by completely forgetting the words to one of my favorite Dylan tunes, "Mr. Tambourine Man." My drunk ass even knew the lyrics! I was singing along and kept going when he fucked up and I'm not even competing for a damn record contract!

This dumb bitch let the weed fuck him up! Hey, it happens. People won't care if he messes up his lyrics when he's singing for quarters in the subway in a couple of months. Aww....Castro is such a lovable pothead, but get thee shit together! You know Castro and Paula Abdul do bong hits in the "green" room. It ain't called the green room for nothing.

I'm seriously sick of all these bitches! Syesha Mercado had the fucking audacity to do "Proud Mary" and did the exact same moves as Tina Turner. Bitch, you aren't Tina! Ike, maybe.

David Archuleta needs to get some damn Visine for his eyes already. His excessive blinking is starting to give me a seizure. This slut already knows he has this in the bag, but he still has to put on that "oh gee, you really like me" face. Get over it fetus! You know you have this. You have the pedos and the tweens of the country wrapped around your fat finger.

At this point, the only whore I'm rooting for is David Cook. Why, I'm not sure. I would never listen to his music or buy anything he was selling. Shit, the same goes for the other 3 skanks. Producers of Idol need to scrap these 4 skanks and declare Danny Noriega the winner by default. It's the right thing to do.

Basically, Castro is going home tonight. He doesn't give a fuck and he'd rather be sitting in his room with a joint while watching "Wayne's World 2."

Below is Castro taking a sledgehammer to "Mr. Tambourine Man." That isn't right what he did. No, it's not.

Nooooo! Rima, the belly dancing midget from Big Brother Australia, broke her leg on Friday night and was taken to the hospital! 3-foot tall Rima fell during a challenge involving a tilting platform.

Rima issued a statement, "I've broken my leg, but my spirit is still intact. I'll speak to everyone about the amazing experience in the Big Brother House very soon. I just want you to know that the hospital food is much better than the food in the Big Brother House.''

A spokeswhore for the show said it was Rima's decision on whether or not she will return to the house or leave the show completely.

Rima is the hot bitch that had the first nude picture scandal of the season.

Below is the video of Rima sliding down the platform. It's about 1:50 in. Rima better sue their asses! One of the hosts even said that Rima looked like something out of Willy Wonka's factory. I laughed, but it isn't right. HA! Poor Rima. A midget with a broken leg is no laughing matter.

Thanks Susan

"The Real Housewives of New York City" might get a little YouTube star power added to its cast. Full Disclosure reports that producers want Tricia Walsh-Smith to join the other delusional and crazy hags for season 2.

An inside source said, "Nothing has been confirmed yet, but they think she would make a great addition to the show." Bravo said that the show has been picked up for a second season, but cast decisions have not yet been made.

Producers need to do whatever it takes to get Tricia on their show. Buy the woman a teepee or whatever the hell else she wants! Can you imagine Tricia and Ramona Singer going at it? Battle of the crazy eyes! Visine can sponsor it. Just the thought of their bulging eyes in the same room together makes my retinas sore.

This was the look on Chloe Lattanzi's face after Larry Rudolph chose Brit Brit's "Toxic" as her next song to perform on "Rock the Cradle". Awww...Chloe. Don't pout. Seriously, don't pout, because something might leak out of your lips.

Chloe said that doing a Britney Spears song made her feel sick. Now she knows how I feel after watching her perform! Sick in a good way. Chloe makes me vomit with a smile. Anyway, Chloe's overall performance of "Toxic" was pretty........boooring. Larry Rudolph fucked her up! Gone was the Chloe I've come to know and love. The Chloe that looks like she's just crawled out of the depths of hell.

Chloe was joined on stage by some tied up dude. I'm pretty sure that's what she does to her dates anyway. After she ties them up, she sings in front of them. Talk about ultimate torture.

Below is a clip of Chloe performing "Toxic." At the beginning of the clip, Chloe bonds with her daddy in his teepee. The teepee he lives in. You know they do some crazy voodoo shit in there.

Click here to vote for Chloe! SHE MUST WIN! Next week is the finals and if Chloe doesn't win she'll hunt you down and bite your throat out. Vote for her crazy ass!

And the changes begin! EW is reporting that Project Runway will move to Los Angeles for its sixth season which will debut on Lifetime in November. The show's fifth season was shot in NYC and will start in July on Bravo.

A Lifetime spokeswhore denies the change, but EW claims they have two well-placed sources.

What the hell is next? Tim Gunn replaced by Carson Kressley? Blech. Elle Magazine replaced by Redbook Magazine? Heidi Klum replaced by Heidi Montag? Seriously, it's possible.

I better not give Lifetime any ideas.

They should have eliminated all these hos and crowned Neil Diamond the winner. I swear. Anyway, find out which one of these bitches got the boot tonight after the jump. Jump!!!!

Now that Bret Michaels has found fake love with Ambre Lake on "Rock of Love 2," that leaves the piece of trash reality show without a star. OK! Magazine is reporting that Vh1 has approached Richie Sambora about starring in the 3rd season of the show.

An insider said, "He's perfect for TV. If you thought Bret (Michaels) was must see TV, you ain't seen anything yet. Richie is going to be a train wreck looking for love."

Yes, this is exactly what this drunk bitch needs. He obviously needs to be locked up in a house with a whole lot of booze and a whole lot of skanks. This shit will be more like "Celebrity Rehab," because we'll be witnessing Richie Sambora choking on his own vomit from too much boozing. The challenges will include, "Who can make Richie the best hangover shake?" and "Who can drive Richie home drunk without being pulled over?"

That being said, I will definitely watch this.

VIA SFGate

Thanks Jen

Doesn't Papa Joe realize that reality shows kill relationships? Yeah, that douche doesn't care. He only cares about how much many his whores can bring in. OK! Magazine is reporting that Papa is currently trying to get a deal together for Ass and Pete to star in "Newlyweds" for MTV. Jessica and Nick starred in the first Newlyweds and we all know how that ended.

A source said, “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect." I've got news. If this bitch gave all of us $1,000 in cash, we still wouldn't care about her. Okay, we would pretend to care about her, but only after we spent it all on sex toys and candy.

Papa apparently thinks that Asshole and Pete would be perfect for a reality show, because they are getting married and having a baby.

Personally, I would rather see a reality show starring Papa Joe. Oh scratch that. We already have "To Catch A Predator."

P.S. - Asshole's new shitty CD sold 47,000 copies and debuted at No. 4 on Billboard. This is her first CD to not debut at No.1. Poor Ass. She should cry into daddy's arms. Seriously, she should, because that would make his week.