Phoebe Price

Yesterday, I posted about Phoebe Price's cottage cheese thighs making the cover of The National Enquirer and look what we have here..... PP heard my pleas and posed with her latest cover for the paps today. This is exactly why PP will forever be "Hot Babe of the Century!" PP is an International supermodel that has graced covers of magazines that I can't even pronounce, yet she still found time to pose with our little local newspaper. She truly is a legend in Michael K's mind only.

PP even found time to stop and smell the sunflowers. Seriously, posing with sunflowers? Those Ann Geddes' babies need to watch and learn. This is how you really strike a pose next to a sunflower.

In my next life, I want to come back as one of PP's freckles! Wait...does she have freckles down there? Perhaps, I should rethink my wish.

Recognize those New England clam chowder thighs on the left? Of course you do. It's posing for the cameras which means it can only be the International sensation known as Phoebe Denise Price! FAME! PP better hike up her chicken cutlets and proudly pose with this National Enquirer cover for the paps. PP got a cover! Enquirer this week, The Globe next week and then the world!

The Enquirer used a picture from this set of pictures of PP at the beach from a week ago or so.

Below are some other pictures of National Enquirer cover girl, PP, walking the stroll in Beverly Hills a few days ago.

The search is over! The cover girl for Sport Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition 2009 has been found. It's pretty obvious that PP deserves the cover. Shit, they should devote the entire issue to her. They don't even have to shoot new pictures! They can use these. It will be their best-selling issue of all time and by "best-selling" I mean it will sell 2. I will buy one and PP will buy one.

Here's PP in Malibu yesterday with a man. How dare PP cheat on me with another gay! I was going to have chicken cutlets for dinner tonight, but I'm having fish instead! Betrayed!

So Phoebe Price is the woman behind the possible break-up of Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff Ice! I knew it! No man can resist the charms of her chicken cutlets!

Mario was photographed leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles with PP. Here are the pictures. Can't you feel the fire between them? Okay, she totally butted into his shot, but she will not be ignored! Mario cannot deny their love anymore.

When asked by OK! Magazine if he was dating "socialite" Phoebe Price, Mario answered, "I don’t even know who that is. I heard that, and I was like, ‘Who is that?’” Mario needs to stop playing coy. His face has definitely been in PP's copper wire bush.

Here's the First Lady of Roberton Blvd. and the soon-to-be Mrs. Mario Lopez with her dog Henry yesterday. PP better send me an invitation to her wedding.

International model and soon-to-be Oscar nominee, Phoebe Price, showed the paparazzi that she does not have cottage cheese thighs after these bikini pictures made there way onto the internet (and probably every major HIGH fashion magazine in the universe) yesterday.

PP lifted up her dress to show us all she is cheese free. Oh shit. Just don't ask her if she's a natural redhead. I really don't need to see her copper wires...just yet.

These pictures of the stunning Phoebe Price on the beach with her dog Henry make my heart sing the following lyrics, "Where would we walk? Where would we run? If we could stay all day in the sun? Just you and me....And I could be....Part of your world!!!" PP totally sings that song to the Fashion Police section of UsWeekly.

If Ariel from the Little Mermaid moved to the Valley, got chicken cutlets put in and became an International model in her own mind, she would look like this:

Al Gore may have just found his most powerful warrior in the fight against global warming. Phoebe Price talked to Hollywood Bubble about the things we can do to save the environment. It's all things we've heard before, but who cares?! PP is just the crusader we need to save the world. She's going to do it one chicken cutlet at a time!

She should totally be Vanity Fair's cover girl for their "Green Issue" next year. She must!

Here's the video of PP's plea to save the environment and some pics of her looking like Pocahotmess at a movie premiere and lunch.

The look on Henry's face says it all, "Bitch please!" Our first lady of chicken cutlets was out in Malibu with her dog, Henry, yesterday when she showed the paps all the magazines she's currently in. That probably took hours! Even days. I bet she's still there.

PP loves magazines. If she could marry them she would. I should sell her ass some magazines through Publishers Clearing House. She would buy dozens! PCH would definitely show up to my door with a cardboard check and some deflated balloons.

Ok, not really. Some dude side-swiped her Mercedes while she was eating at The Ivy. It was a close call, let's just say that.

The near-death experience must have scared the pants right off of Chicken Cutlets, because that dress is so short it's about to expose her chicken wings. Even though PP was completely distraught, she managed to pull out a few poses for the camera near her freshly injured Benz. International supermodels don't get any breaks!

This isn't what it looks like. It's just chicken cutlets with a side artichoke dick...I mean...dip. Artichoke dip! Let's crawl out of the gutter and move on. I really don't need a bukkake image of PP in my head. STOP! Dark-sided!

So....Here's PP enjoying a little creamy goodness at lunch yesterday. The Ivy, of course. After lunch, PP gave the paps an impromptu fashion show. She went shopping at Intermix and showed off every outfit she was trying on.

They better have paid her ass. She's an international superstar and should not do these things for free! PP does not get out of bed for less than 10,000 yen a day! Okay, she'll gladly do it for free, but only because she has such a giving heart. Her reward is knowing that she's bringing a little glamour to boring everyday life.

That PP, she's such a fiery saint.