Sarah Jessica Parker
Wednesday, August 8th 2007
Ahhh....The Lovely Smell Of Kid Stank
Now I'm not a parent, so I have no idea what is sentimental to you guys. I mean some parents may think the first time their kid poops in the toilet is like a special day or something. So Anyway, Sarah Jessica Parker is hawking her latest fragrance "Covet" and she was asked what her favorite scent is. She basically said her son's stank.
"Not to sound treacly, but it would be how my son's bedroom smells when you walk in. It's clean, and it's mixed with their sweat while they're sleeping and the cotton of their blankets and the moisture that's right underneath their hair. But you almost don't want to share it."
I think that's Michael Jackson's favorite scent too!
P.S. - For all you dummies out there, treacly means sentimental. Yeah, I had to look it up. SJP, why you so smart?!
Thanks Judy
Friday, August 3rd 2007
My Little Pony's Hooves Are Hurting!
My Little Pony Parker said she's all into doing the "Sex and the City" movie, but she just has one concern. She said she really effed up her feet from all the stiletto heel wearing she did on the show.
She told Elle Magazine, "I used to spend 18 to 20 hours a day filming in heels. Now I spend a much shorter day in them and I'm, like, 'Owww!' I've really destroyed my body by running and dancing in heels. My knees are shot."
Silly horsie! Ponies aren't supposed to be wearing stilettos! They've got built in heels!
Above is Pony signing copies of "Bitten" at the Cincinatti Mills mall yesterday.
Saturday, July 7th 2007
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!
Queen Elizabeth I called and she wants her bolero back! Are we back in the olden times or is this My Little Pony Parker's modern take on Renaissance Fair chic.
Here's MLP with her gay...I mean great...husband at an exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy yesterday. I'm guessing this little number did not make the cut.
Thursday, June 7th 2007
Affordable High Class Clothing
My Little Pony Parker launches her clothing line "BITTEN." It's supposed to be high quality but affordable clothing. Nothing is over $20 and only available at Steve & Barry's. With every purchase you get a stick on mole. No I'm joking. I hate to say this but she doesn't look bad there. I didn't say she looked perfect! Airbrushing. Anyone can look good with that!
Wednesday, May 23rd 2007
One Step Closer to a "Sex and the City" Movie
Executive Producer Michael King will direct the "Sex and the City" feature film. Michael wrote, produced and directed several episodes of the HBO series. There has been a lot of rumors about the future of the project, but with a director hired it's getting one step closer to becoming reality.
Shooting is expected to begin as early as this Fall. Mario Cantone who was a series regular said nobody is signed on to the film yet.
He said, "They called me about my availability, but nothing’s negotiated. Hopefully if all the negotiations go well, it will happen in the fall."
Kim Cattrall was said to be hesitant about doing a movie, but since her career is in the toilet now I'm sure she wants that paycheck. Aren't these broads too old for this crap! Does it take place a damn retirement home?
Sex and the Geritol!
Source: Coming Soon
Tuesday, May 22nd 2007
He Probably Saw Daddy Kissing the Plumber
My Little Pony aka Sarah Jessica Parker said that she was left puzzled when her 4-year-old son asked her about gay people.
She said, "He's very interested in what being gay is... because so many of our friends are gay. You (have to) think very carefully and you're prudent about the choice of words and you talk about people looking for happiness and fulfillment in your life and how all families are different and look different. You're forced to really consider your answers. You're forced to think a lot about what you're saying and how you're saying it - even the tone."
Why do you have to skip around it? I'd say "being gay is when boys suck boys or girls suck girls." See, that wasn't hard! He probably asked, because everyone at school tells him his daddy's a homo! I wonder when she'll tell him that she's really an Equus caballus.
Source: Starpulse
Image: Splash
Tuesday, April 10th 2007
Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Me Away
My Little Pony Parker dressed in the dark for Lincoln Center's 34th Gala Tribute to Diane Keaton last night in NYC. The dress is hot, but she should've left that jacket with Laura Bush. That being said, she's still my favorite pony. Sugarcubes and carrots!
Thursday, March 22nd 2007
Happy World Water Day!
My Little Pony Parker helped kick off World Water day yesterday by posing with a glass of water. She was out to support the Tap Project, a fundraising initiative which encourages Manhattan diners to donate one dollar for each glass of normally free tap water they drink in NYC restaurants during World Water Day on Thursday.
I'm a cheap ass and I don't drink tap, so I'll pass.
It's sad that the glass of water is upstaging her ass.
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