Sarah Jessica Parker

How I wish this was on video. I could watch it over and over and over again. Oh how I'd laugh.

It's My Little Pony Parker falling on her annoying ass while shooting for Vogue with Annie Leibovitz outside Lincoln Center in NYC. I hope Annie took a few shots of Pony going down, because that's the cover right there!

Is this a trend? Grown women looking like party decorations? First, Lucy Liu rocked some paper lantern shit to the Valentino show and now Sarah Jessica Parker is looking like a pinata? I want to attach a string to her ass, hoist her up and start hitting her with a tree branch for candy.

I hope horsey is getting a lot of change for this, because she looks like a fool! Here she is doing a promo shoot for the "Sex and the City" movie in NYC today.

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That has got to be one of the worst taglines for a movie ever! Waiter, I'll have the cheese plate with extra fruit. "Get Carried Away?" They are so clever. The tagline should've read "Ahahaha! We got your money when you could've really seen the same shit in re-runs on TBS."

This is the first movie poster for "Sex and the City" which hits theaters this May. They were smart to keep My Little Pony Parker small and in black and white. She looks like one of those little ballerinas in those cheap ass music boxes. I just want to shut the music box door on her over and over again.

They haven't even finished shooting and they are already hawking it. They've been hawking it for a couple of months now. That must mean they spent a lot of money on this garbage.

I say that all now, but my stupid gay ass will be forking over $11 to see these old cronies come May. I'm so easy.

And click here to see the first trailer that came out a while ago...in case you missed it

Source: ET Online