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Affordable High Class Clothing

My Little Pony Parker launches her clothing line "BITTEN." It's supposed to be high quality but affordable clothing. Nothing is over $20 and only available at Steve & Barry's. With every purchase you get a stick on mole. No I'm joking. I hate to say this but she doesn't look bad there. I didn't say she looked perfect! Airbrushing. Anyone can look good with that!

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One Step Closer to a "Sex and the City" Movie

Executive Producer Michael King will direct the "Sex and the City" feature film. Michael wrote, produced and directed several episodes of the HBO series. There has been a lot of rumors about the future of the project, but with a director hired it's getting one step closer to becoming reality.

Shooting is expected to begin as early as this Fall. Mario Cantone who was a series regular said nobody is signed on to the film yet.

He said, "They called me about my availability, but nothing’s negotiated. Hopefully if all the negotiations go well, it will happen in the fall."

Kim Cattrall was said to be hesitant about doing a movie, but since her career is in the toilet now I'm sure she wants that paycheck. Aren't these broads too old for this crap! Does it take place a damn retirement home?

Sex and the Geritol!

Source: Coming Soon

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He Probably Saw Daddy Kissing the Plumber

My Little Pony aka Sarah Jessica Parker said that she was left puzzled when her 4-year-old son asked her about gay people.

She said, "He's very interested in what being gay is... because so many of our friends are gay. You (have to) think very carefully and you're prudent about the choice of words and you talk about people looking for happiness and fulfillment in your life and how all families are different and look different. You're forced to really consider your answers. You're forced to think a lot about what you're saying and how you're saying it - even the tone."

Why do you have to skip around it? I'd say "being gay is when boys suck boys or girls suck girls." See, that wasn't hard! He probably asked, because everyone at school tells him his daddy's a homo! I wonder when she'll tell him that she's really an Equus caballus.

Source: Starpulse

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Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Me Away

My Little Pony Parker dressed in the dark for Lincoln Center's 34th Gala Tribute to Diane Keaton last night in NYC. The dress is hot, but she should've left that jacket with Laura Bush. That being said, she's still my favorite pony. Sugarcubes and carrots!

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Happy World Water Day!

My Little Pony Parker helped kick off World Water day yesterday by posing with a glass of water. She was out to support the Tap Project, a fundraising initiative which encourages Manhattan diners to donate one dollar for each glass of normally free tap water they drink in NYC restaurants during World Water Day on Thursday.

I'm a cheap ass and I don't drink tap, so I'll pass.

It's sad that the glass of water is upstaging her ass.

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