Sarah Jessica Parker

 

How many poor animals gave their lives up to be worn by a horsey? That thing looks like it was made using Chewbacca pubes.

 

Here's SJP at a screening of "Revolver" last night in NYC.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah Jessica Parker was asked what she thought about being voted "The Unsexiest Woman Alive" by Maxim Magazine. SJP laughed it off and said:

 

"What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy.

"I don't think I am, either."

UGH! Don't make me like her! Why couldn't she have said something annoying instead of saying something that actually made me like her for a split second! 

The thing is, she's not the unsexiest. I've seen a lot worse. Ok, I looked at her picture above. I'm back to not liking her. Hooray! 

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Patricia Field is trying way too hard on this "Sex and the City" movie. I mean we get it....Carrie Bradshaw dresses nasty. I mean where the hell do they buy this shit? The dumbfuglystupidhorse costume shop?  

 

Here's SJP on the set of that movie yesterday.

 

 

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Sarah Jessica Parker as a brunette sounds like it would look lovely. However, the brown has taken her from looking like a horse to looking like an afghan hound. I guess that's an upgrade?  

 

Here's SJP on the set of that movie about old cronies looking to get their rocks off in NYC.  

 

 

 

 

Oscar-winner (that still doesn't sound right) Jennifer Hudson started work on the Sex and the City movie. She was spotted on set in NYC's Astor Place yesterday. That's right by my favorite place in Manhattan, Kmart. I'm joking! Ok, no I'm not.

 

Anyways....JHud plays Carrie Bradshaw's assistant. So far she's the only new name in the cast.

 

Why bother even seeing this movie in the theaters? I mean with all the pictures we see everyday, I feel like I'm already watching it. Save the $11.

 

Oh and I'm sure JHud's character is going to be like every other female black assistant in movies. Sass talking with the hand on the hip kind of action. I hope I'm wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if I'm not.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Venus Fly Tramp!

 

Grown women should not be dressing like this. It's not cute and I don't care if it's for her art!

 

Here's Sarah Jessica Parker wearing one of Charo's old ones on the set of "Sex and the City" on Fifth Avenue in NYC today.

 

 

 

 

 

ETOnline has the first shot of My Little Pony Parker and Chris Noth on the NYC set of "Sex and the City" or what I like to call "The Golden Girls Movie." Today's the first day of shooting on the feature film version of the HBO series.

 

The movie stars MLPP, Noth, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Jennifer Hudson, Jason Lewis, Evan Handler and David Eigenberg. It will hit theaters in May 2008.

 

I see Carrie Bradshaw is still using bookends as purses.

 

 

 

 

Now I'm not a parent, so I have no idea what is sentimental to you guys. I mean some parents may think the first time their kid poops in the toilet is like a special day or something. So Anyway, Sarah Jessica Parker is hawking her latest fragrance "Covet" and she was asked what her favorite scent is. She basically said her son's stank.

 

 

I think that's Michael Jackson's favorite scent too!

 

P.S. - For all you dummies out there, treacly means sentimental. Yeah, I had to look it up. SJP, why you so smart?!

 

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My Little Pony Parker said she's all into doing the "Sex and the City" movie, but she just has one concern. She said she really effed up her feet from all the stiletto heel wearing she did on the show.

 

She told Elle Magazine, "I used to spend 18 to 20 hours a day filming in heels. Now I spend a much shorter day in them and I'm, like, 'Owww!' I've really destroyed my body by running and dancing in heels. My knees are shot." 

 

Silly horsie! Ponies aren't supposed to be wearing stilettos! They've got built in heels!

 

Above is Pony signing copies of "Bitten" at the Cincinatti Mills mall yesterday.

 

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Queen Elizabeth I called and she wants her bolero back! Are we back in the olden times or is this My Little Pony Parker's modern take on Renaissance Fair chic.

 

Here's MLP with her gay...I mean great...husband at an exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy yesterday. I'm guessing this little number did not make the cut.