Morning Wood

The "Anna Nicole" movie might be the greatest piece of shit ever made - FourFour

Seal proposed to Heidi Klum in an igloo - Celebitchy

RiRi and Chris Brown kissing at KFC - Concrete Loop

Want to model for HoHan's line of leggings? You'll be paid with a fresh case of crabs - ICYDK

Royal Fishsticks - Lainey Gossip

Wino looking sexy hot after leaving jail - I'm Not Obsessed

Paul McCartney voted most irritating star - Holy Moly!

Matt Damon or neighborhood pedo? - ONTD

Juno in Japan - Popoholic

Audrey Tatou has replaced Nicole Kidman as the face of Chanel No. 5 - Celebitchy

Rihanna confirms her relationship with Chris Brown...sort of - I'm Not Obsessed

Nicole Richie goes to traffic school, because she has to - ICYDK

Why?! Ellen Page will play Jane Eyre - Jezebel

Juliette Lewis looking like....well...like Juliette Lewis - Popbytes

Fantasia needs new hair people - SOW

Wino looks like she's peeing in the bushes - I'm Not Obsessed

Ricki Lake's new man looks like a major tool - Celebitchy

Chris Noth thinks Victoria's Secret is trash - ICYDK

Dustin Hoffman loves farting - Holy Moly!

Lauren Conrad or Carmen Electra? - Derek Hail

Bai Ling in a bikini....riding a big wheel. I know it's not a big wheel. Let me have my fun - Popoholic

Harvey is coming to Los Angeles! - Celebrity Baby Scoop

The Brangie wedding rumors don't stop - Holy Moly!

Jessica Biel looks like shit - Lainey Gossip

My Little Pony Parker doesn't do her own mane - I'm Not Obsessed

A waste! Heidi Klum gives Posh a bunch of cupcakes for her barfday- Celebitchy

Shanna Moakler stands by Rob Lowe's nanny - ICYDK

David Cook's dolphin lovin' - SOW

R. Kelly's kiddie porn trial is X-rated - Vh1 Blog

Mario Lopez's abs could cut stone. Phoebe Price is a lucky woman - Towleroad

Disney is creepy - Slate

Avril Lavigne is sowwwwwwwy - I'm Not Obsessed

The Hare Krishna's helped Nick Nolte beat his booze problem - Celebitchy

Gis Bundchen is really rich - Holy Moly!

Megan Fox was banned from Walmart - ICYDK

Marc Jacobs disses his own model - Gawker

Lindsay still has one fan! Mark David Chapman is obsessed with her - Celebitchy

Emmy Rossum is a liar!! - Lainey Gossip

JLove named one of TV's sexiest stars...WRONG! - I'm Not Obsessed

Kim Kardashian tries to avoid an upskirt pic. Please, we've practically seen her uterus - The Bastardly

Lindsay will team up with Snoop Dogg for her next album. She's just trying to get to his good stash - Holy Moly!

Drew Barrymore might be getting married - ICYDK

Is Jamie Lynn having a girl? - Celebrity Baby Scoop

Edie Falco adopted a baby - CelebWarship

Funny shit! Carrie Underwear named "Smile of the Year" by some dentist magazine -Popbytes

Ricky Martin buys his own island - Towleroad

Brangaloonies better whip out their Passports! Brangelina's in France - ICYDK

Jason Lee is having a baby! - Celebitchy

Fishy has a fucked up knee - I'm Not Obsessed

Katie Price will not be Elvira - SOW

Heidi & Spencer defend Hannah Montana - Best Week Ever

The hooker got screwed! Spitzie's ho is suing Girls Gone Wild - Celebitchy

David Beckham will visit Sesame Street - I'm Not Obsessed

Mimi might be engaged to Nick Cannon - Lainey Gossip

Hilary Duff gets down and dirty - Popoholic

ScarJo doesn't have STDs - ICYDK

Russell Brand is shy about showing his privates - Holy Moly!

Wino buys a pap a cheeseburger - SOW

Who knew Boone from "Lost" had body like that? Too bad the bitch can't act worth shit - Towleroad

Pink and Bai Ling pose in front of a Wendy's drive-thru menu - SOW

Pamela Anderson thinks her last marriage never happened - Holy Moly!

Colin Firth's dick gets photographed in a bathroom - Celebitchy

Kim Cattrall wanted more money for the SATC movie - I'm Not Obsessed

Dieting bores Mimi - ICYDK

Deelishis needs to stop - Crunk + Disorderly

GROSS: The Empire State Building will turn pink, lavender and white this weekend in honor of Mariah Carey - Towleroad

Is Carmen Electra knocked up? - Celebitchy

Amanda Bynes has brown hair now...upgrade...I guess? - I'm Not Obsessed

Eli Roth is going PG-13 - SOW

The First Lady of France might be the new face of Asda - The Swell Life

Jeremy Piven is coming to Broadway - ICYDK

WTF! R. Kelly has a new song out called "Hair Braider" - Concrete Loop

Girlicious? Slutlicious is more like it - Popbytes