Brangelina

Angelina Jolie is in Mumbai, India shooting the Daniel Pearl biopic. She shocked train passengers when she got on the train in second class. She got on the train in khakis and a green shirt, but her 4 bodyguards made it impossible for anyone to get a peek. People tried to get her autograph, but no dice. Angie was traveling to shoot another scene for her movie.

Pepsi? I figured her a Sprite girl. She's looking more and more like Mariane Pearl which is a little eerie. The contacts are a nice touch.

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and company left Pune, India yesterday and traveled to Mumbai, India. They have been in India since October 5th and are in Mumbai to finish shooting "A Mighty Heart." The family flew by private helicopter and have checked into a luxury hotel in South Mumbai.

Fascinating stuff, eh? Angie looks like she's gaining some weight, which is a good thing. Maddox is still the King of the World.

While Brad Pitt's in Los Angeles promoting "Babel", Angelina Jolie took Maddox to visit some children in an orphanage in India. Shiloh and Zahara were nowhere to be seen. Maddox is probably sick and tired of Brangelina choosing the baby and he wants to have some say. No they weren't there to buy a baby. They were there to be nice to the kids and take pictures and shit.

Brad Pitt attended the Los Angeles premiere of "Babel" last night. Angelina Jolie and company did not attend. They are still in India, shooting a film. Brad joined his co-star Cate Blanchett. Cate wore Ralph Lauren and Brad wore some beat-up suit. He really needs a little rest. Bitch is getting old. He looks like he's been up for days. Cate, looks doped up. Hot, but doped up.

In an interview with Time Magazine, Madge sounds like she's talking trash on Angelina Jolie. Since Madge has adopted a baby from Africa, the media has compared her to Angie. She insists the two are nothing alike and her decision to adopt an African orphan had nothing to do with the big-lipped one.

She said, "Look, I could have joined the U.N. and become an ambassador and visited various countries and just kind of showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that's not getting to the root of the problem – and by the way, neither is building orphan care centers and giving people food and medicine. I'm not interested in going in there like a dilettante and being an idiot and going 'Ok, I'm going to build 10 orphanages and I'll see you guys later!'"

Hmmm....sounds like Angie to me. She just loves to dig her own grave. She wonders why the media and people give her such a hard time? It's because she can't just shut her hag face up. She's a Saint and has a huge heart and a beautiful soul, we got it already.

Here's pictures of Angie with India's junior foreign minister talking about who's going home on the Amazing Race tonight and how they feel about Reese and Ryan's break-up.

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In what is one of the funniest stories of the day....Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have apparently received death theats from Al Quaeda. Pakistan authorities got word of a possible threat to the couple and alerted British security experts. The couple are currently in India filming the Daniel Pearl biopic. Brad Pitt is also like building houses there or something. The couple are said to have the best security now and won't be murdered.

I say...WTF? Al Quaeda are after the wrong bitches! This sounds like a huge rumor to me, but Maddox better get his ninja stars ready just in case.

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Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie maybe pregnant. What's their reason? Cause homegirl ate some Mexican and is a little bloated. Oh and they also claim she's taking prenatal vitamins.

A witness who saw Angelina at the airport in India said, "When she got out of the car, she walked straight to the building, and she was messing around with the scarf, trying to cover herself with it."

Apparently, she's also not keeping down food. Big deal. I mean maybe she is pregnant, but I doubt it. Everytime a woman has a little bulge doesn't mean she's carrying a brat. Besides, she's more in the market of buying not baking.

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Brad Pitt braved the heat of India in order to help out in building a home for the Habitat of Humanity. He worked alongside the former President Jimmy Carter to build a home for an Indian family in the village of Lonwala. He also visited 100 other homes in the area being built.

Okay, that's fine and everything...but shouldn't he be doing this shirtless?

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While Brad Pitt was in Amsterdam shooting Ocean’s Twelve he learned that most of the World hates Americans. He was out late biking one night in Amsterdam when he came face to face with a group of drunken men that wanted to kill his ass, because he’s American.

He said, "I get a bike wherever I go and I went for a midnight ride around Amsterdam. There were some guys coming out of a bar having a good time. I said, 'Excuse me,' and swerved out of the way and they started screaming, 'You fucking American. We'll fucking kill you.' "I'd never come face to face with that before - that turn in the way we are perceived in other countries."

He just realized that most countries hate our asses?! Oh and I saw Babel this weekend and that shit is totally hot.

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Brad Pitt likes it up the ass. Well, that’s what I’m taking away from statements he made during a press conference for “Babel.” He told reporters how he loosened up on the set of the very serious drama which opens on November 10th.

He said that he cracked himself up by giving himself an extreme wedgie and then walking around like a duck.

"You've gotta find things to make you laugh during the shoot. Cate (Blanchett) called it the Hungry Bum. When your bum's so hungry it's trying to eat your pants."

Yeah I’m sure Angelina Jolie calls it hungry bum too when she straps on a dildo and does him up the poop shoot. That just turned me on.

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