Kerry Katona

Jordan and Kerry Katona used to be BFFs, but now that Jordan is like mum of the year or something she's turned her back on Kerry! Yes, Kerry is a huge mess, but she's hot. Jordan actually said that she's afraid her old friend will turn into Anna Nicole Smith.

She said, "I want to speak to her but I can't get through because she hasn't got a phone, but I would like her to call me. She has my number.And I only said she would end up like Anna Nicole Smith because I'm worried about her."

Kerry doesn't have a phone?! OMG, she's an old school crackhead. Does she handle all her business at a payphone? I love that. Jordan needs to mind her own business! Kerry is an angel and beautiful person! It's funny how "Anna Nicole" has become the new phrase for death.

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There's a little video floating around the internet of allegedly Dlisted favorite Kerry Katona touching her naughty bits all inside. First of all, I'm not sure it's her. Second of all, if it is homegirl needs a straight-up wax. One thing that makes me think it's not Kerry is that the woman is using the phone and touching herself at the same time. Kerry's brain is not capable of doing two things at once. Click here to see the NSFW tape! VIA Totally NSFW

Kerry Katona gave birth to a baby girl via C-section in England today at 1:20pm. She was one month early. Kerry and hubby, Mark Croft, have named her Heidi Elizabeth. Heidi joins two-half sisters, Molly Marie and Lilly Sue. Hopefully Heidi is healthy! Kerry reportedly drank and smoke ciggies through her entire pregnancy. I'm sure OK! will have a full picture spread by next week. OK! owns her ass.

For those of you that don't know Kerry Katona, she's a failed British pop-star turned reality star. She makes Britney Spears look like the epitome of sanity and grace. Kerry is due to pop out a kid any day now from cab driving husband, Mark Croft. The pair married on Valentine's Day and it wasn't such a lovely affair. During the reception, Kerry apparently started hitting down her new husband. Mark got on Kerry for drinking while pregnant! Kerry has said in the past that she doesn't think it's bad to booze while carrying. A source said, "She blew her top and went for him and tried to throw a proper punch. He went mad and refused to spend the night with her. Mark was totally disgusted that she drank so much when she's due to give birth to their child in April." Kerry has also said in the past that it's ok to smoke while pregnant. She said, "The stress of not having one harms the baby more.” Brilliant. I think I found Britney's new BFF. It was previously reported that Kerry and Mark spent their wedding night seperate, because of Mark's farting problem. Source Thanks Lauren

Kerry Katona is one of the hottest and trashiest of British dlisters. I mean, she literally will suck off a homeless dude for a fish head. Anyway, I guess she got hitched on Valentine's Day! Damn. She finally married her cab driver boyfriend, Mark Croft. Kerry's $600 glittering wedding was a far cry from one of her previous wedding which was a star studded event. I mean I think Kerry had her engagement party at the Best Western. She's really hot. Kerry is due with their kid any minute and spent her wedding night alone. Why? Well, because Mark couldn't stop farting. Classy. Kerry's agent said, “Mark has been suffering from awful wind lately. He stayed in another room.” I need to follow her more closely. She is the most elegant woman in the world next to Britney Spears of course. Below is also a classic vintage photo of Kerry being photographed outside of "Bargain Booze" at 11 in the morning. Source