Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona showed up to a live interview on The Morning with Fern and Philip today and this bitch was definitely walking on sunshine! Basically, homegirl was drunk, stoned, wasted, high, slow in the brains, smashed, buzzed, blazed and more! And more!

Kerry said she couldn't sleep the night before, so she took some sleeping pills at 2am. That's right! So don't judge her. She washed down her medication with a few bottles of champagne. Well, it's the only way the dolls will go all the way down! And because the bubbles tickle her nose too much, she has to stop the sensation with a little white powder. It's not her fault! And then the powder kind of sticks to her nose, so she huffs a little computer duster to clean herself out completely. She can't help it. If she didn't have take medication, she wouldn't have to go through all of that!

Instead of allowing her to float through the crystal (meth) clouds, Fern and Philip kept asking her annoying questions about her drinking habits! They were trying to say that she's some kind of alcoholic or something. Kerry?! NEVER! Damn. There's nothing worse than pesky H8RS trying to fuck with your buzz. They should have given her a light show and a massage instead of quizzing her like the Gestapo!

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UK reality star and worldwide wreck, Kerry Katona, had a baby boy yesterday. Her fourth baby weighed in at 5lbs 4oz. They have named him Max after her publicist. Max came nearly 5 weeks early.

MTV already has footage of Kerry in the delivery room. No joke! Kerry and her husband, Mark Croft, are currently filming their reality show for MTV UK.

Kerry said, "He's absolutely fine, he's beautiful. We can't wait to get him home. It's a beautiful boy to go with our three girls."

Kerry's pregnancy was plagued with rumors that she was drinking and doing drugs while knocked up. She even smoked on camera while pregnant (above).

Good luck to Max! He's going to need it. Click here to see my absolutely favorite picture of Kerry coming out of Bargain Booze at 9 in the morning. Classic.

Kerry Katona had an interview with GMTV and bitch was coked out of her mind! She talked about being bi-polar, turning to drugs 3 years ago and how she dealt with being held at knife point! Drama. No wonder she's sniffing it up.

I didn't listen to a thing this bitch said. I couldn't stop staring at her jaw shifting from side to side. I thought it was going to slide right off and it should've! It would've saved her from looking more like a rambling idiot!

Being coked up in the AM? Mother of the year!

Jordan and Kerry Katona used to be BFFs, but now that Jordan is like mum of the year or something she's turned her back on Kerry! Yes, Kerry is a huge mess, but she's hot. Jordan actually said that she's afraid her old friend will turn into Anna Nicole Smith.

She said, "I want to speak to her but I can't get through because she hasn't got a phone, but I would like her to call me. She has my number.And I only said she would end up like Anna Nicole Smith because I'm worried about her."

Kerry doesn't have a phone?! OMG, she's an old school crackhead. Does she handle all her business at a payphone? I love that. Jordan needs to mind her own business! Kerry is an angel and beautiful person! It's funny how "Anna Nicole" has become the new phrase for death.

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There's a little video floating around the internet of allegedly Dlisted favorite Kerry Katona touching her naughty bits all inside. First of all, I'm not sure it's her. Second of all, if it is homegirl needs a straight-up wax. One thing that makes me think it's not Kerry is that the woman is using the phone and touching herself at the same time. Kerry's brain is not capable of doing two things at once. Click here to see the NSFW tape! VIA Totally NSFW

Kerry Katona gave birth to a baby girl via C-section in England today at 1:20pm. She was one month early. Kerry and hubby, Mark Croft, have named her Heidi Elizabeth. Heidi joins two-half sisters, Molly Marie and Lilly Sue. Hopefully Heidi is healthy! Kerry reportedly drank and smoke ciggies through her entire pregnancy. I'm sure OK! will have a full picture spread by next week. OK! owns her ass.

For those of you that don't know Kerry Katona, she's a failed British pop-star turned reality star. She makes Britney Spears look like the epitome of sanity and grace. Kerry is due to pop out a kid any day now from cab driving husband, Mark Croft. The pair married on Valentine's Day and it wasn't such a lovely affair. During the reception, Kerry apparently started hitting down her new husband. Mark got on Kerry for drinking while pregnant! Kerry has said in the past that she doesn't think it's bad to booze while carrying. A source said, "She blew her top and went for him and tried to throw a proper punch. He went mad and refused to spend the night with her. Mark was totally disgusted that she drank so much when she's due to give birth to their child in April." Kerry has also said in the past that it's ok to smoke while pregnant. She said, "The stress of not having one harms the baby more.” Brilliant. I think I found Britney's new BFF. It was previously reported that Kerry and Mark spent their wedding night seperate, because of Mark's farting problem. Source Thanks Lauren