Jennifer Hudson

The Photoshop Awards: JHud's Album Cover

It looks like somebody has been using Mimi's body double. Or maybe Mimi just let Jennifer Hudson borrow her 10-man Photoshopping team?

JHud's waist looks like it's about to put up a white flag and call "mercy." It's obviously in major trauma from the 10 pairs of Spanx, 3 girdles and 25 layers of Saran-Wrap holding it down. I'm sure a couple of gay stylists were severely injured when they removed that belt from her waist.

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Who Did This To Solange?

That was a stupid question. We know who did it! B-E-Y-O-N-C-E!!! She totally told Solange that everyone is wearing their wigs backwards. Everyone. I mean, I think the tag is sticking out in the front. And the dress and bag were definitely DIY projects using items from the local Salvation Army. Bitch is a walking Project Runway challenge. Damn, Beyonce! She got Solange again!

Solange wore this sad, sad ensemble to the BET Awards last night. Speaking of wigs that should've been left at home, that thing sitting on Lil Kim's head is illegal.

Here's more sexy messes from last night including Terry Howard who looked baby wipe fresh and Ashanti with a Cinnabon sitting in her hair.



Someone Is Missing

Sarah Jessica Parker, CHECK! Kim Cattrall, CHECK! Kirsten Davis, CHECK! Jennifer Hudson, CHECK! Cynthia Nixon, CHECK! Rojo Caliente..... Rojo Caliente? Yup. No fucking Rojo Caliente aka Christina Marinoni aka Cynthia Nixon's hot ginge girlfriend! Can you believe this shit?

I almost didn't post any of these pictures, because what's the point? The only person I care about did not show her hot ass! The organizers of the "Sex and the City" premiere in NYC last night should have shut this shit down. It ain't a party without Rojo Caliente!

Maybe she's hiding under My Little Pony's space blanket dress? She got scared when she saw all these old hags together in one place. I don't blame her.

Anyway, here's all these old hookers in fugly dresses at the SATC NYC premiere last night. They all look like shit. Well, except for Cynthia. She looks beautiful, because she has the love of Rojo Caliente.

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Ugh

 
Why the hell did Johnathon Scaech go and fuck himself up by getting a pubestache? Being hot is ok, John! There's nothing wrong with it. Embrace it, don't fight it. It's natural. Oh, that's the ex-Mr. Christina Applegate in case you don't know who he is.
 
John showed off his new found fugliness at the premiere of "The Great Debaters" in Los Angeles last night. The movie stars Denzel Washington and was produced by The Great Oprah!!!! Gayle King was also there with some effed up hair.  
 
 
 
 
 


Jennifer, Lose The Queen

 
It's the preacher's wife and I'm not talking about JHud!  
 
Isn't Andre Leon Talley supposed to be some fashion deity or something?! More like fashion joke! It looks like he took one of those rented wedding reception tablecloths and made a mumu out of it. HIDEOUS!
 
Here's these two at the Annual Night of Stars last night.  
 
 
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Don't Do That

 
Do people think they look sexy when they blow kisses on the red carpet? It's worse than the peace sign! You aren't Marilyn Monroe! Not only do you look stupid, but the photogs don't want a whiff of your stank breath!
 
Jennifer Hudson looks lovely when she just stands there and fake smiles. No other action is required. Here's JHud at the Project ALS 10th Anniversary last night. 
 
 
 


JHud Is On Set

 
Oscar-winner (that still doesn't sound right) Jennifer Hudson started work on the Sex and the City movie. She was spotted on set in NYC's Astor Place yesterday. That's right by my favorite place in Manhattan, Kmart. I'm joking! Ok, no I'm not.
 
Anyways....JHud plays Carrie Bradshaw's assistant. So far she's the only new name in the cast.
 
Why bother even seeing this movie in the theaters? I mean with all the pictures we see everyday, I feel like I'm already watching it. Save the $11.
 
Oh and I'm sure JHud's character is going to be like every other female black assistant in movies. Sass talking with the hand on the hip kind of action. I hope I'm wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if I'm not.  
 
 
 
 
 


Changed Your Mind?

 
Jennifer Hudson has signed on for a role in the "Sex and the City" movie which begins shooting September 19th in NYC. Jennifer will play Carrie Bradshaw's assistant. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon will all be back. The film will take place 4 years after the show's finale which was in 2004.
 
So does this mean Samantha's tits are going to be covered up, because earlier this year Jennifer said she turned down $3 million to appear in a movie due to a nude scene in the movie. The nude scene didn't even involve her character! She even went so far to say she would never EVER act in a movie that had nudity, because she's a role model to young, black women.
 
Dumb bitch should've kept her mouth shut, because now she looks stupid or maybe they are planning to keep those crows covered. Doubt it!
 
Above is JHud at the VMAs. I don't blame her for the awful wig. I blame Beyonce. You know she sabotaged her ass!
 
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The Jennifers

 

Who the hell wasn't at last night's Costume Gala in NYC?! Jennifer Lopez, Skeletor, Jennifer Hudson, Andre Leon Talley, Jennifer Garner, Valentino, Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany are all below for your viewing pleasure. Jennifer G and Jennifer H look lovely.

JLo once again goes overboard looking like a man in drag from the 20s. Sometimes she should just play it a little simple. Jennifer C looks like she doesn't give a fuck! It's like Pebbles Flinstone all grown up and working a street corner!

 

 



JHud's Next

 
Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson will play fellow Oscar-winner Forest Whitaker's daughter in "Winged Creatures" which is shooting now in Los Angeles. She joins Kate Beckinsale, Dakota Fanning, Guy Pearce and Jackie Earle Haley.
 
The story follows the witnesses to a brutal murder suicide in a fast food restaurant as they cope with the aftermath of the incident and how they affect the people who help them along the way.
 
Please tell me JHud plays the corpse and Dakota plays a detective.
 
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