Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson, who never officially came out and shouted "I'VE GOT A BABEH IN MY WOMB," gave birth to a baby friend yesterday evening. E! says that JHud's new baby is a boy and weighed in at in at 7 pounds, 14 ounces. JHud's new baby was named after his father. No, his name isn't Punk From I Love New York Jr., they named him David Daniel Otunga Jr.

This is JHud and Punk's first baby. They are planning to get married sometime this year.

Congrats to JHud, Punk and David Jr.! When David Jr. has settled in, he should meet Captain Maddox at the gate to begin training with the child army. It won't be long now before they take over the world and make us all their prisoners.

.....that JHud is knocked up with Punk's babeh? Or maybe Usher has the power to impregnate with his hands? This would explain how Tameka Foster got pregnant.....twice!

Here's JHud and Usher backstage at Michael Jackson's memorial this afternoon.

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Jennifer Hudson will have to start getting her friends to sign a damn confidentiality agreement, because one of them has spilled the fetus juice to the Chicago Times. One of JHud's close friends, Felicia Fields, said that she had a baby shower over the weekend.

Felicia, who I'm guessing was just erased from JHud's cell phone, chirped, “It was a baby shower, a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family. They’re really trying to keep it kind of quiet. It was a nice time that we had."

Just because she had a baby shower doesn't mean she's pregnant. I mean, I threw a fake baby shower once. Okay, it was mostly just us drinking vodka out of baby bottles, because we got bored of drinking booze out of regular cups. You have to switch things up every now and again.

If JHud is with child, the father is none other than New York's former ball licker Punk from I Love New York. Yeah, they better keep that baby away from Vh1. Knowing that your daddy used to "sword fight" with New York could scar a child.

You know, I almost didn't know who this bitch was until I saw the sweaty pit drops on her dress and then I shouted, "IT'S FANTASIA!" I'd recognize those bawling pits from across the world! It's her signature and we should all slap our own pits in celebration, because bitch is consistently sweaty. But Fantasia did try to pull her mess together at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party last night in L.A. The dress was a step in the right direction, but bitch should have covered up those prison yard "practice tattoos." I will forgive her for that, because those yellow ass nails take her look to a whole new level of sophistication. They serve a dual purpose though. When Fanny goes to parties, she hates not having all her favorite sauces around while she's eating horsey dervies (that's what she calls them). So now, she can pour dipping sauces into each nail and all her favorite flavors are at her fingertips. Literally!

Whitney Houston was also at Clive's party last night and she sang. As usual, everyone said it was her triumphant return and she sounded glorious. If I took a crack hit for every time I heard that, I'd be as crazy as Bobby Brown. We get it. Whitney is back! And somewhere Jackie Collins is in a room shivering her ass off, because Whit stole her dress.

Below is a bunch of pictures of whores at last night's party. They are, in order: Fanny, Whit, JHud, Katy Perry, Queen Joan Collins, Chelsea Handler.... and... and.... Oh, who gives a fuck! Just click on a picture, say, "TRASH. NEXT!" and then move on to the next one. Repeat. When you get to Kelly Clarkson's picture, you might want to whisper your insult, because if bitch hears you, she might tackle your ass down.

This is the part I hate. It's been confirmed that the young body found this morning is in fact 7-year-old Julian King. Jennifer Hudson positively identified the body of her nephew. Police sources say he was fatally shot multiple times.

The police held a press conference this afternoon and really didn't give any details. They continued to say that William Balfour is only a person of interest.

This is truly horrific and there really are no words. Beyond heartbreaking.

The body of a young boy was found inside a 1994 white Chevy Suburban on Chicago's West Side this morning. The medical examiner has not yet confirmed if the child is Jennifer Hudson's nephew, Julian King, but it's pretty certain this it's him.

The SUV was owned by Jennifer's brother, Jason. Jason was murdered on Friday, the same day 7-year-old Julian was reported missing.

I had hoped it wouldn't end this way. Sad and tragic in every way.

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Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew, Julian King, has been missing since Friday and she is now offering a $100,000 reward for his safe return. Jennifer also posted a picture of Julian in the outfit he was last seen in on her MySpace page.

This past Friday, Jennifer's mother and brother were fatally shot at their home in Chicago. Police believe that Julian was taken from the scene. Julian's stepfather, William Balfour, is still in police custody and remains a person of interest. His family denies he had anything to do with the murders or Julian's disappearance.

The FBI is now involved in the search for Julian. Jennifer's rep issued this statement:

Jennifer and her family appreciate the enormous amount of love, support and prayers they have received while she and her family try to cope with this tragedy and continue the search for Julian. We ask that all inquiries be directed to the Chicago Police Department, Area 1 Detective Division at 312/747-8380.

Sad news out of Chicago. Jennifer Hudson's mother was found dead in her Chicago home at around 3 this afternoon. Two people were found fatally shot in the South Side home. The family's church confirmed that one of the victims was 57-year-old Darnell Hudson. The identity of the other victim hasn't been confirmed yet.

Condolences to Jennifer Hudson and her family.

UPDATE: The other victim has been identified as Jennifer's brother, Jason. They were found by Jennifer's cousin. Police believe the shooting was the result of a domestic dispute. Police are reportedly looking for a man and a 7-year-old boy. (Source)

UPDATE II: The boy is Jennifer's nephew, Julian King. An Amber Alert has been issued. Police believe Julian was taken from the home. They are looking for a 1994 White Chevy Suburban with license plate: X584859. (Source)

UPDATE III: Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law, William Balfour, was arrested by police. JHud's nephew Julian is still missing. William isn't cooperating with police or giving any kind of information. They believe William kidnapped Julian from the home after the murders. Police are still looking for Julian.

William has a long, long criminal history. He has served 7 years in prison for attempted murder.

Neighbors are saying that William and Julia had been fighting for the past two weeks over a car. They say William sold her car without her permission. (Source)

JHud is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York," because her vagina just can't say no. When I first heard the news, I figured Punk must have a 12-inch dick and he tied the engagement ring to it when he asked her to marry him. That's the only way I would have said yes to a dude who has probably had New York's nutsack in his mouth. See a big dick and the word "YES" just comes pouring out.

Well, that's not how it happened. JHud said: "I had no clue at all... We went to the beach during the day and he blindfolded me... and he gave me a purple shovel, because purple's my favourite colour... and I had to dig. I ended up digging through all this sand. When I found it, it was like a bunch of beautiful cards... one related to the other, and the last one said, 'Look around, take the moment in, turn around and I have a gift for you."

Does anybody see the irony in this? She's basically digging her own fucking grave. That's a sign right there. If that bitch handed me a shovel and told me to dig, I would've dug that shit right into his ass. And you know he paid for that ring with her AMEX.

Here's JHud looking like she escaped from the methadone clinic in NYC last night.

Jennifer Hudson is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York." The girl is an Oscar winner and she's going to marry a dude who probably had a couple of sword fights with New York. I mean, the dude most likely tossed New York's salad and licked on her nuts! NO!

JHud's rep told People: "I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A."

The two have been dating for less than a year. They have been seen together a few times, but have pretty much kept their shit on the down low. I don't blame JHud. Why the fuck would you want to be seen with one of New York's leftovers?!

JHud is either knocked up or she's extremely dickmatized. I don't care how good the dick is. He's had his tongue down New York's masculine throat! That's a deal breaker.

Seriously. Good dick is both a curse and a blessing. It will make you see the world like a beautiful fairytale wonderland, but it will also make you fuck up your life by marrying a reality show douche!

And what happened to the dude JHud was with for so long? The dude she fell in love with before "American Idol"? JHud needs to wake up from this "good dick fog" and see the light!