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Fakery!

This past week a bunch of you guys sent me this website called MarryOurDaughter.org. Some of you were outraged that such a website exists and some asked to borrow money so you could buy yourself a bride to do your cooking and cleaning.

The website is a place where parents can sell off their daughters to potential husbands. The girls are as young as 14 with bride prices of up to $100,000 or more. Some are as low as $20,000. The front of the page looks pretty real and I was buying it until I clicked on testimonails are read some of these works of fiction:

"I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

The site's "publicity director" has even gone on several radio stations across the country pretending the site was real while fielding questions from angry djs and listeners. The site has gotten over 20 million hits in just a couple of weeks as well as thousands upon thousands of angry e-mails.

John Ordover, the site's creator, spoke to The New York Times and said he created the fake site to prove inconsistencies in state marriage laws. States consider it illegal for adults to have sex with kids, but allow kids as young as 12 to marry with permission. “As far as I can tell, in every state but Oregon, parents can marry off their children."

So it's fake! Get your refunds now. The testimonials are pretty hilarious though and now this dude has totally given some sick fuck ideas.

Posted by: Michael K

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Foxy Brown Is A Liar

Foxy Brown is not pregnant even though her lawyer told a Judge she was. Foxy was recently sentenced to 1-year in the slammer for violating probation. Before being sentenced her lawyers told the judge she was knocked up to gain sympathy.

Her manager issued this statement, "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."

Foxy said, "This is just a temporary situation. I made my bed and have no problem lying in it. My will is steady. What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger."

Isn't she deaf too? She is a deaf liar! That's the lowest of the low. This bitch lies about everything. Lies to cops about who she is, lies about her pregnancy, lies about being deaf. Next thing you know she's going to tell us the hair isn't real! I feel so violated and used. Well, maybe that's because of what I did last night....but still!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Of Course It's Fake, It's On MTV

Celebrity Babylon claims to have exclusive information saying that the engagement between the two nimrods of MTV Heidi and Spencer is fake. CB also says they have video of papz talking about setting up a photoshoot and how they made $30k off of bluffing their romance.

An MTV insider claims to say, "It's an arrangement that suits both of them. They won't be walking down the aisle, they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, and then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course."

They are a couple dumb ass dildos and deserve to die slowly in a smoldering auto crash. I mean seriously! I'm so sick of seeing their fucking retarded ass faces and her fucked up tit job. I don't know who's more dumb, Heidi and Spenc or the paparazzi for paying their asses $30k for their ugly mugs.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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The "Hills"

Congratulations, Heidi Montag is now fake. Oh wait, she already was, she's on "The Hills." Did MTV buy her those boobs? It certainly wasn't that douche Spencer. It looks like he hasn't even bought you a wedding ring yet!

Newly engaged Heidi and Spencer attend the MTV Movie Awards. The best thing that will come out of this marriage is a divorce.

Posted by: Michael K

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Penthouse Is More Her Speed

Reality TV star Heidi Montag has reportedly been asked by Playboy to show off her new jugs in their magazine.

Her manager/boyfriend Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly that "They've offered her "1 million to be in the magazine."

Playboy representative Lauren Melone compeletly squashed that statement by saying they "wouldn't pay $1 million."

I wouldn't pay her two cents to see that shit. Her parents should have never let her out of Colorado. She does have a hot body though. Eww. That hurt me to say that!

Here are more photos of Spenc and Heidi ~~acting~~ filming for their reality show.

Source: Reality World

Pics: Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Elisha Cuthbert is Made Out of Wax

It's fitting that Elisha Cuthbert was in "House of Wax" because ho doesn't look real. You know I don't get while dudes get all creamy over this chick. She looks like another Paris Hilton to me. Wonk eye, yellow hair. Okay, okay...she's one step above Paris.

Elisha attended '07 Laureus Sports Awards in Barcelona tonight. Fantastic for her.

Posted by: Michael K

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Baby Diarrhea Face or Bad Fake Tan?

Donald Trump at a Wrestlemania News Conference on 3/28/07

Thanks D

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Faux Bridezilla

Over the past few days I have received at least 15 emails with the above video. It's some bride on her wedding day that completely freaks out after getting her hair done. She throws a huge tantrum and takes the scissors to her hair to "fix the problem." When I first saw it, I was pretty skeptical. I've seen more believable meltdowns on "Fashion House." According to Dlisted reader vZa the video is a complete phoney. The bride is aspiring Canadian actress Jodi Behan. You can find her on Facebook. She WAS a student at Loretto Abbey Catholic Secondary School.

Sorry to burst your Bridezilla bubble!

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