It was almost 14 years ago when you bought the instrumental CD of "The Boy is Mine" at Sam Goody just so you could sing both parts in your bedroom, and Monica and Brandy's voices are back together for a new single called "It All Belongs To Me" that will be on both of their new albums. It should've been called "The Check is Mine," because this is not the shit I've been waiting 14 years for. Any song that name drops Facebook should be poked all the way to the bottom of the charts.
If I was listening to this boring mess in the car, I would've fallen asleep at the wheel, lost control and killed somebody. This sounds like it was written as the theme song for a Tyler Perry movie after the producers scraped their dimes together and realized they can't afford the rights to "Irreplaceable." I'm just going to use my imagination to pretend that I never heard this and that Monica and Brandy are still working on a follow-up to "The Boy is Mine" called "You Can Have That Bitch (The Dick Is Trash)."
via The Daily What
In this promo picture for her new Vh1 reality show, Brandy's eyebrows look like an arched cat in heat. She needs to take a q-tip to those things and ease their itch. And by ease their itch, I mean wipe some of her brow pencil off.
They also look like they are trying to kiss her baby hairs. That really isn't right and is all kinds of inappropriate (said in a judgmental Carrie Prejean voice). Grown ass eyebrows should not be trying to cavort with baby hairs. Brandy better check her brows before they end up on some government list.
via Concrete Loop
Black civil rights leaders in Los Angeles think that the CHP is making an example out of Brandy. In case you fell asleep at the wheel and smashed into a Toyota Corolla, Brandy was involved in a fatal car crash last December and the CHP has recommended she be charged with manslaughter.
Najee Ali, leader of Project Islamic HOPE said, "the CHP is unfairly targeting her for prosecution because of her celebrity." Najee is putting together an e-mail campaign urging other black civil rights leaders to put pressure on the L.A. attorney to not pursue charges against Brandy.
First of all, there haven't been any charges. Second of all, even if there are charges I doubt her ass will be found guilty. It's not a black thing, it's a celebrity. She WON'T go to jail, because she is a celebrity. Trust me, if it was me or you we'd be bent over a stainless steel sink taking it from some convict named Bubba. Hey, that don't sound half bad.
UPDATE - Homegirl is getting sued by the victim's family!
Last week, it was reported that Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident. The CHP has concluded their investigation in the December 30th crash and are recommending that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence. DAMN! They aren't joking. Our little Moesha is going to the clink?
The CHP made its recommendation this morning to the L.A. City Attorney's office. The L.A. City office will investigate and decide if they are going to charge her ass. Brandy could face up to 1 year in jail.
A CHP rep said, "We know that Brandy's at fault for the chain reaction of the collision."
Please, they aren't going to do a damn thing! She's gonna write a check and that will be that.