Rumer Willis and Demi Moore are actually related. I was sort of beginning to doubt it and thought Bruce Willis and Jay Leno got together to create Rumer. I finally see it! I also see their dead eyes void of any kind of personality. Like mother like daughter!
Rumer, Demi and Ashton Kutcher all dressed up to attend De Grisogono’s Hollywood Dominos Benefiting The Art Of Elysium in Beverly Hills last night. At first I thought this was a damn costume party, but the other people at the event aren't wearing costumes.
These three look like they are going to a 1920s themed murder mystery cocktail party. Ashton Kutcher cannot be serious. He must be punk'ing himself, because that ensemble is laughing at him.
Ashton Kutcher's 30th Birthday party at Socialista in NYC might have become a party for Hep instead! The New York City Health Department announced that a bartender at the joint tested positive for Hepatitis A. The bartender only worked three nights and one of those nights was February 7th, Ashton's Birthday party. The bartender also worked on the 8th and 11th. The Health Dept. has asked that everyone who attended the party get vaccinated right away.
Guests at Ashton's party included, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.
Hep A is less serious form of Hep and will usually keep you in bed for a couple of weeks, but you won't die. The bartender reportedly caught it on a recent trip to Honduras.
A celebrity Hep scare and Paris Hilton isn't to blame?! She must be kind of bummed.
This is why it's so hard to eat delicious snacks at a bar. I'm so afraid of catching Hep A, but I can't help it. The snacks are so tasty even if they have a coating of Hep! That's probably what keeps them crunchy.
Source - Image: INFDaily.com
At this moment Madonna is probably deleting Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher from her Blackberry and erasing their memory from her precious brain. Demi and Ashton have apparently not shown up to Kabbalah's Shabbat dinner after Friday services or any other events in months! A source told MSNBC's The Scoop that Demi and Ashton used to show up to events all the fucking time and now they barely show their faces. Ashton was also spotted shopping last week without his red string.
Demi and Ashton were married in a Kabbalah ceremony. Sources close to the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles say it's "odd" that they seemed to have cut ties with them.
Maybe Tommy Girl got to them! Madonna better send in her team to fight Xenu and the aliens. A Kabbalah/Scientology war only seems natural.
Demi probably realized that she would much rather spend her dough on plastic surgery than on Kabbalah. I'm with her.
"Other than that her skin seems to be in good condition."
No....she shouldn't get shit! She's fine the way she is now. If she starts injecting and shit she'll end up looking like Jessica Lange or fucking Melanie Griffith. Those cronies look like a mound of melted skin on top of a lollipop!
P.S. - I'm out of jury duty!!! I've completed my duties! They hate me! They really hate me!
"There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."
They seem to think that Demi shouldn't be bitching about getting roles when she's trying to look young. Um, maybe it's because bitch can't act worth a shit!