Rachel McAdams

Any dress that offers maximum exposure of the titty...I mean...chest area, has shoulder pads and can easily pass for one of Sammy Jo Dean Carrington Fallmont's wedding dresses gets an A+++ in my book. Another bonus is that if Rachel McAdams was suddenly possessed by the devil, causing her head to spin backwards, she wouldn't have to turn her dress around! The front could pass for the back and vice versa. As my favorite alien, Ramona from The Real Housewives of NYC, would say: KA-DOOOZE!

Anyway, here's Rachel and Erica Bana at the premiere for that movie that kind of sounds like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure meets a Danielle Steel novel.

Jude "I Swear I'll Pull Out In Time" Law announced that he has a fourth baby coming around the bend this Fall, but wouldn't say who he knocked up. YourTango (via Star) is saying that Rachel McAdams' younger sister, Hilary Swank Kayleen, is the woman who is brewing a little Jude Law baby in her womb. Apparently, Jude and Kayleen did fucky times last year without the help of a baby batter catcher mit.

They met in NYC when Kayleen came to visit her sister on the set of Sherlock Holmes. This might solve this blind item from CDAN:

This B+/A- movie actor had a great relationship with his C list movie actress co-star on one of his recent movies. It didn't lead to anything romantic for them, but the actress did invite her sister to the set. Well one thing led to the other and the next thing you know the sister of the C list actress was pregnant. When our actor found out, he dumped the sister and is saying the child isn't his. It made for a VERY tense time between the actress and the actor on their recent promotional tour.

However, Jude's spokeswhore told Life & Style that Kayleen McAdams IS NOT THE MOTHER.

A source told Life & Style that Jude did meet his baby mama in NYC while he was filming SH in January, but that it was just one of those "fuck, dump and bounce" sort of things. After Jude left town, the woman found out she had a case of the babies. She contacted Jude's publicist, they got a DNA test and that's that! The source went on to say, "The two of them are by no means together, but Jude isn't being a jerk about being a father. He's willing to take responsibility for his baby. And she's definitely keeping it. She's probably about seven months along right now."

Whoever, the lady is, she should name the baby Sherlock. It's the right thing to do. Homegirl should also stick a few Propecia pills in her vag, so the baby can grab 'em and eat 'em. I mean, look at Jude's "gone north" hairline. You can't be too careful!

Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Homey: The Search For Jude Law's Hairline starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law isn't hitting theaters until Christmastimes, but there's already a trailer out. Guy Ritchie sold out to the man and the result doesn't look that awful. I mean, this isn't the Sherlock Homey isn't at all likes the books. This has a lot of fighting, hard nipples, lost hairlines, explosions, cliche slow-mo shit and silly British accents! Seriously, his accent is kind of funny. I bet Vadge's roidy-pussay sounds like that when it's had too much champagne. That was Guy's inspiration.

Hopefully, Sherlock Homey won't be the latest in a string of shit shows for Guy Ritchie. Although, Swept Away is still one of my favorite movies to bong too. Try it. Vadge's acting skills paired with some of the sweet green makes for a hilarious fucking experience.

Jessica Simpson is giving credit to the Rachel McAdams movie "The Notebook" for helping her make the decision to leave husband, Nick Lachey. She told Elle Magazine that she watched the movie on a flight and realized it was time to end her marriage.

The 2004 film starred Rachel and Ryan Gosling as star-crossed lovers who are meant to be together, but their backgrounds tell them otherwise.

Jessica said, "I just figured out the statement. It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe."

Can somebody please play her "Dukes of Hazzard" on a flight so she can understand the statement that she's a terrible actress and should stay away from anything creative.

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In the past I have gone on and on about how much I hate Rachel McAdam's pink streak. It's actually growing on me, because I think at last night's SAG Awards she finally wore it in a modern way. Either that or it's just fading and she's too lazy to get it done. No, it's not for a movie role...she said that she just wanted to do it.

Rachel escorted boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, to last night's awards where he was nominated. They make a pretty cute couple. So cute that it makes me want to puke all over her pink hair to make it blonde again. Chunky blonde lowlights!

I'm trying to figure out what that woman behind Rachel McAdams is doing? She's either fanning away Rachel's hideous smelling air poop or she's telling the photographers not to bother taking pictures of this pink haired mess. Here's our lovely Rachel at the Armani show in Paris yesterday.

No matter how many of you e-mail me just to tell me how Rachel's pink hair is hot, I'm not joining that club. Girlfriend looks like the goth girl in high school that would not stop playing with her lip piercing. I mean this girl loved to clink it against her teeth during class and it drove me crazy. Anyway, that's Rachel.