Fantasia

It Wouldn't Be The Grammys Without This Mess!

When I first saw Fantasia's skunk head a day or two ago, I thought it was a joke! Homegirl is for real. You know, it's straight-up Fantasia. A straight up mess! The hair, the braces, it's all working for me. Hoodrat with actual rat hair! I think that dress was pulled out of a trash can.

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Skunk Fabulous

It looks like Fantasia went out and got herself the KFed cut with a splash of bleach. Don't laugh. This is going to be the shit. Posh will get it, then Rihanna and then everyone else. She probably only bleached one side, because her eyes were slowly being burned. I have brown hair and I tried to go blonde once and I swear I almost died. It was like the devil's breath was breathing on my head. Awful. Fanny must have been grabbing hard on that vagina piercing to ease the pain.

Here's Fantasia at a Grammy lounge today with Young Dro. This is probably one of the only times vendors didn't want a celebrity to pose with their schwag. They were like, "Oh Fantasia, it's ok! Just take the shit. As much as you want. We don't need a picture. The camera is um...it broke. Just go. Take it. We'll get you next time."

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Damn!

 
Fanny's people have denied that she's knocked up with Young Dro's baby. It was reported this morning that she was expecting. Her rep said, "Fantasia is not pregnant and the Internet rumors are entirely untrue."
 
When asked why she's missed so many shows for "The Color Purple" on Broadway the show's rep said, "It is true that she has missed some performances because she has gotten sick from time to time over the nine months, but doing eight shows a week is a lot so she missed a few."
 
Fanny has one 6-year-old daughter named Zion. I was counting on Fanny to be pregnant. She'd be a mess! Fanny would walk around knocked up in a bikini. Sexy. She would also not break my heart by giving her baby some boring ass name. 
 
This sucks.
 
 


Fanny Too?

 
No! No! No! No! Fanny cannot be knocked up. PageSix reports that's there's a rumor going around that Fantasia is pregnant with the baby of an Atlanta rapper named Young Dro. This may be the reason why Fanny was out of "The Color Purple" on Broadway so much. Homegirl missed like 50 performances or something. I doubt it was because she was pregnant, she's just lazy.  
 
Baby's fucking everywhere. If Dakota Fanning gets knocked up I just don't know what I'm going to do. Shit, I better run out and get e.p.t just in case! You should too.
 
 


Hot Mama

 
Somebody let Fantasia know that now she has money, she doesn't have to shop at Frederick's anymore. Lame and patent leather?! Come on Fanny. Keep your freak behind closed doors.  
 
Those braces add a nice touch. She should've put some gold rubberbands in there to bring the look together. 
 
Here's Fanny at Heineken's Red Star Soul in NYC last night.  
 
 
 


Bikini Fresh

 
Fanny always delivers! Just when I thought I've seen enough, she shows me more. Bossip has some sort of outdated pics of Fantasia looking juicy and thick in a two-piece. I don't know what the hell she's got tattooed on her side. It looks like a scroll of the constitution of America.
 
Fanny looks like she borrowed that bikini from her little cousin. It's like ten sizes too small. Fanny, go for the miracle suit next time. It does...well...miracles...
 
Visit Bossip to see more pics!  
 
 
Thanks Chanel
 
 
 
 


Squeeze Those Cheeks Girl!

 
Fanny is working for her money. Homegirl gave everything she had to give on "Good Morning America Today." Fanny is also selling out "The Color Purple" on Broadway and she's agreed to stay on until January 2008.
 
I love this mess. She seriously doesn't give a fuck! When she's busting out a song she looks like she's busting out a doody!  Sometimes you feel it so much you gotta go! 
 
 
 


Fanny Got Pierced Down There?

 
 
According to Philly.com , Fantasia Barrino got her clit pierced! AHAHAH! Homegirl who is currently starting as Celie in The Color Purple on Broadway allegedly strolled in NYC's Unimax to have the jewelry on her clit changed. She reportedly tipped $10. 
 
Too much information.
 
It's like that Fantasia? I mean what does a piericed clit do for the lady anyway except hurt like hell when you first get it done. I hope I never EVER run into that girl, because my eyes would probably stay locked on the camel area and that isn't cute. I'd bust out a metal detector and shit.
 
VIA ONTD
 
 
 


Gorgeous

 
Fantasia made her Broadway debut in "The Color Purple" last night and looked hot. She better keep those legs closed though, because her leopard dress is about to reveal the real and more dangerous cat. 
 
I think homegirl bought a dress two sizes too small and split it up the middle and decided to go with it anyway.
 
 
 


Give it to Daddy

 
Celebrity Babylon claims this is the one and only Fantasia taking pictures of herself with a celly. Hey, I think I've seen that ass on Craigslist before! I'm not sure if it's her, but I'm into it. I love a woman who isn't afraid to bust a butt.  
 
 
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