Mena Suvari

Wax Figure Or Jacko?

Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.

Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain't got nothing on this bitch.

Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier's tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko's ass came onstage. He could have melted!

Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena's head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.

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Is Mena Suvari Engaged?

Do we care? Well, I care so just pretend to care! Jesus. It's not much to ask. Next time you really care about something, I'll pretend to care. Yes, I know the ring isn't on the correct finger, but sometimes celebrities try and play slick and put it on the wrong finger. It looks like an engagement ring to me. Oh shit! Why do I care? Why?! Someone get me a toaster strudel, so I can think about things. Is it gross just to eat the frosting packet from the toaster strudel?

Anyways, here's that lesbian guinea pig shopping with her boyfriend yesterday. I've always loved Mena Suvari. Ever since she did that movie where she was naked with roses and shit. Yeah, that one.

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Mena Suvari

Susan Powter Is That You?

Stop the insanity!!!!!!!

Susan Powter and Mena Suvari really look nothing alike besides the shaved head, but I needed a reason to post a picture of Susan. The world needs more Powter.

Mena Suvari is making the rounds for NYC fashion week like every good celebutwat. Yesterday, she debuted her scarf collection. SCARF collection?! WTF! And those are some hideous ass scarves.

Mena shaved it off for her "art" and at least she's not gluing fake pieces of hair to cover it up, so I'm not going to really harp on her. Well, she does look like a lesbian business woman from the 1980s.

Below is Mena at her scarf collection opening and at the opening of the Just Cavalli store last night.

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Mena Suvari

Peach Head Goes To The Beach

Dyke-alicious! Personally, I like Mena Suvari. Bitch is willing to try new things. At least she isn't pulling a Britney and covering her peach head with a weave made from leftover Barbie hair.

I also thought Mena had a little more in the chesticle area.

Here's Mena and a friend in Malibu yesterday.

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Mena Suvari

It's For A Movie!

Mena Suvari turned her 10-head into a 20-head for a movie role. Mena stars in Hemingway's "The Garden of Eden" which just finished shooting in Spain. Mena plays one of the lead roles and her performance is said to be "spellbinding."

Yeah, because you can't stop looking at her forehead! Actually, I think she looks good and it's for her craft. Mena is a real actress! A real thespian. Yeah, I'm being sarcastic.

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Mena Suvari

Sometimes You Just Have to Let Go

Dear Mena Suvari,

It truly pains me to write this. Ever since we locked eyes during "The Rage: Carrie 2" I've known we were soulmates. We've been through good times ("American Beauty") and bad times ("Loser") together. Unfortunately, the time has come for me to let go. You went from being a beautiful angel to looking like a Garbage Pail Kid come to life. I know it's Mercedes-Benz fashion week and you wanted to look extra "fashioney" for the premiere party last night, but I'm afraid this is even too much for me to bare. I have defended you in the past, but now I will most likely agree with the GoFugYourself girls when they rip your hideous bangs to pieces.

We'll always have "The Rage."

xoxoxoMichael K

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Mena Suvari • Sadness

Banged

I still love Mena Suvari even though her bangs are just aching for a tango with a pair of scissors. She's hiding her fivehead, but she should be proud of it. It's the center of everything. Mena's fivehead can cure all. Here she is with that stupid ho, Rachael Ray.

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Mena Suvari

Why Mena Why?

Dear Mena, You ain't Lily Allen, so don't try it. Still love you and your fivehead. That's all.

xoxoxMichael K

P.S. - Here's fivehead and Sienna Miller at the Factory Girl premiere in NYC last night.

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Mena Suvari • Sienna Miller

Silver Dollar Nipples

I have a spot for Mena Suvari. It must be the five-head. However, I really don't want her nipples all up in my face like that. I will say she has nice breastes though. Mena freed the sombreros on the beach with her FUG-ASS boyfriend and by FUG-ASS I mean he looks like a fat Sideshow Bob.

There's a slew of pics after the jump. NSFW!!!