Mischa Barton

 

Hollyscoop reports that 21-year-old Mischa Barton was busted in West Hollywood at 2:46 this morning on suspicion of DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license. She is still in custody on $10,000 bail.

 

Bring on the mug shot! There's a surprise new entry. Speaking of mug shots where the hell is Britney's?! I need it leaked now. My wall of jacked up Hollywood twats is almost complete.

 

Back to Mischa! I'm guessing the illegal narcotic is pot, because she's a totall weed head. Maybe the illegal narcotic is that hideous hair color. I hope so.

 

What a stupid bitch! Hey, but this is a career highlight for her.

 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton said she prefers the company of "really old people," because they make the best dates. 21-year-old Mischa said, "I just really love hanging out with really old people. They're the best dinner dates you could ever have. All that life experience and understanding."

 

Yeah, they make terrific dates. I love it when my dinner date coughs up their dentures, picks their nose hairs during appetizers, falls asleep during the main course and has a heart attack during dessert. Although dumb dumb Mischa probably thinks 35-year-olds are really, really old. 

 

I'm sure old men love her as a dinner date too. She's dumb enough not to notice them jacking to her during dinner conversation. 

 

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Overprocessed yellow blonde hair, black leggings, shit-eating grin, dead in the eyes.....looks like Lindsay Lohan, but it ain't! It's newly yellow-haired Mischa Barton in London last night. These girls just love to be carbon copies of one another.

 

Below Lindsay II is the original Lindsay last night in Los Angeles. She wore brown leggings, probably because she knew her doppelganger was going to wear black. Good thinking Linds.

 

 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton lives! I forgot about this one. Did she move to a ranch in Greenland or something? If she did, can she take the rest of those twats back with her? Unfortunately, Mischa's return to the carpet isn't so amazing. Wrong hair color. Wrong lips. Wrong dress. Wrong shoes. WRONG! She looks like Lynda Carter today. Spanx has done her some good though. Usually her ass looks like a pile of oatmeal on a styrofoam plate.

 

Here's Mischa at a Keds event at The Box in NYC last night.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's not Halloween yet Mischa!!!! And this guy's bloody tampon costume is waaaay better than yours.

 

Here's Mischa trying to be a fashion something at the MJ show last night.  

 

 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton has signed on to star in a film about the lesbian pop group "t.A.t.U."  called "Finding t.A.t.U." She will play an American in Moscow that becomes obsessed with the pop group. It's based on a book about the group. Shooting begins in Moscow later this month.

 

Roland Joffe who directed the Super Mario Bros. masterpiece will also lend his talents to this film.

 

Oh shit! This is going to be a disaster........this is going to make  "Can't Stop The Music" look like fucking Casablanca! Mischa can't act as it is! Now a movie about Tattoo from Fantasy Island I'd like, but not this crap!

 

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Mischa Barton's family aren't happy about her relationship with Cisco "nuts to the floor" Adler. According to the NYDN Mischa immediately called Cisco when she was hospitalized this past weekend.

 

A source said, "They were angry about her condition. When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler. Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, 'Cisco,' Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone."

 

Mischa reportedly broke up with Cisco a couple of months ago.

 

Her rep denies the rumors that Mischa had too many schrooms and that's what landed her in the hospital. Staffers say she did arrive wearing very little clothes. Maybe she puked all over herself? Those duds will be on eBay any minute now. 

 

 

 

These pictures were taken hours before Mischa Barton "needed medical attention" for some condition or another. Mischa and Nicole Richie went to pick up supplies for their Memorial Day bbq and by "supplies" I mean Diet Coke and ciggies. Mischa looks absolutely healthy, but Nicole looks on the brink of death!!!! 

 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital yesterday having a bad reaction to medication. TMZ reports that Mischa was on antibiotics and was drinking a few cocktails at a friend's Memorial Day BBQ when she became ill. They say it was from mixing booze and antibiotics. I say bullshit.

 

Her rep said that she's resting and she's doing much better.

 

That's a lame excuse. They should've blamed it on "food poisoning" or even "exhaustion." She probably got jealous of Lindsay Lohan getting all the attention! 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton should be a model and not an actress. She's pretty in the face, but can't act worth shit. She depicted film's biggest icons in the latest issue of French Elle. Mischa as Dietrich, Monroe, Brooks, Garbo and Hayworth.

 

Overall, I like it. It's super cliche though for these Hollywood hos to play the parts of these film icons.  

 

 

 

Source: ONTD