Rumorz

 

I don't know. Maybe Rumer Willis' knew kitchen sink weave isn't so bad after all. Ugh, it looks like it was made using Ashton Kutcher's pube hair, but it's a slight upgrade. I'm confused. She looks like a Christmas Cocker Spaniel, so at least she's getting into the holiday spirit.

 

Here's Rumer sporting a Kabbalahahballah bracelet while leaving a restaurant last night.  

 

 

Fame Pictures , Splash

 

 

 

 

A while ago I suggested that Rumer Willis get a weave to soften her features. I'm eating my words. The last thing she needs is a weave. It's like if Eddie Van Halen and Mrs. Potato Head had a baby. Total grunge. Smells like teen spirit? No, just smells.

 

I'd still hit it.  

 

Source: People

 

 

 

OK! Magazine claims Rumer Willis and Ashlee Simpson are new best friends even though Rumer used to date Pete Wentz. Yup, Pete has weird taste. Obviously, he gets off on chins. Ash and Rumer were recently seen together at Central in Los Angeles.

 

“They danced together the whole time. If there was any jealousy over Pete, it’s certainly gone. They seemed like best friends.”

 

Hopefully, Ash was giving Rumer some plastic surgery advice. Although, I'm not sure plastic surgeons can shrink heads.

 

 

 

I love that Rumer's trying the sexy and she does have a nice body, but some things are better left unseen. She would look a lot better if she pulled that hat down all the way to her waist. Then she would look hot. I want to love her, but every time I see her all I have is a bad taste in my mouth. That bad taste is an insult waiting to be slung.

 

Here's Rumer with her daddy's ex-girlfriend, Brooke Burns, at the premiere of O The Water Horse in Hollywood today.

 

 

 

 

I feel sorry for every single person that was at this GQ Man of the Year party last night. Being in the same room as Rumer and Hayden must be like Chinese water torture, but uglier! For the record, Rumer didn't win the title this year. Maybe next year darling with a few changes you can take the top prize!

 

Rumer strikes me as one of those types that thinks she's "one of the beautiful people." You know, the fugly girl that thinks she's gorgeous. Irritating! 

 

And Hayden just needs to join the Russian Olympic gymnast team and go train for a long ass time.

 

Here's more pics of Butterhead shopping on Melrose yesterday.  

 

 

 

 

 

In response to Entertainment Weekly's 50 Smartest People in Hollywood list, The New York Daily News has put out a 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list. While Judd Apatow topped the smartest list, Lindsay Lohan topped the dumbest. The NYDN's reason is that she makes " poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men."  Their Top 10 looks like this:

 

 

Personally, I don't think Lindsay is that dumb. She makes bad personal and professional choices, but I don't think she's dumb. Trashy yes, dumb no. My dumb list would look like this.

 

 

The NYDN listed Britney as their #15 choice. Also on the list is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michael Jackson, Ken Paves, Tila Tequila and Joe Francis. Click here to see the entire list.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pepaw is right! Bruce Willis needs to stop going out with his daughter. He looks beat. He needs to stay home, sip on a cup of chamomile and fall asleep to reruns of Matlock. He's getting too old for that crap.

 

Here's Brucie with egghead at the opening of Goa nightclub in Hollywood last night.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess who's this year's Miss Golden Globe? Why it's our little Rumer Glenn Willis! The daughter of Bruce and Demi will be handing out those golden trophies this January.  

 

The HFPA issued this statement:

 

 

I really hope Miss Rumer isn't wearing too much bronzer that night or one of the winners might confuse her big head with their Golden Globe trophy. They'll drag her ass all the way home and set her on top of their fireplace mantle with the other awards. I'd hate to see that happen.

 

 

 

 

Zoe Kravitz is probably thinking to herself "This bitch needs to stop trying so hard. She's fug at every angle." Actually, Rumer Willis looks pretty good here. I think this is as good as it gets. Thankfully she washed that bleach out of her hair and went back to black.  

 

Here's Rumer with Zoe at DKNY's Delicious Night launch party last night. 

 

 

 

 

 

Rumer Willis told People Magazine that she's chosen to become famous and she's ready for whatever comes her way. 

 

"Before I started working, I would have said, 'You know, it's not really fair, because I didn't choose this.' But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is." 

 

"It's a 24-hour job. It doesn't matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you."

 

This is the problem with fame. She chose it, because she's a Hollywood brat, but shouldn't we have a say in this? I mean we're the ones that have to look at her all the time. Every year newbies should have to submit a proposal and we decide if we want to look at this bitch's mug daily. With all due respect to Rumer we already have a Jay Leno!

 

Aww...I sort of love this pear head.