Janice Dickinson

Tuesday, August 14th 2007

Humiliation

 
Not any member of the male species should wear a cut-off, midriff baring t-shirt. My dog is gayer than a pink carnation and he wouldn't even wear that shit! Janice Dickinson made one of her models wear this crap to the premiere of "Superbad" last night. He might as well have worn a shirt saying "I'll Eat Caca For Janice" because he would. I mean I'd rather eat my own caca then wear that damn shirt out in public!
 
I got to hand it to Janice. She's not too proud to beg for a little publicity!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, July 1st 2007

Janice Dickinson's Face Is Painful To Look At

 
Do not show these pictures to the Scientologists. They will immediately drop everything they are doing (worshipping Xenu) and head to Janice Dickinson's house. She looks like the hatched baby alien who's looking to take over the world. I loved her in Alien, the first one of course. Damn, she's gone too far.
 
Here's Janice at the Reality Stars All-Star Benefiting Operation Smile. Bitch didn't examine her own smile. Lipstick all over.  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 22nd 2007

Crazy Bitch

Janice Dickinson is mad at Harvey Levin of TMZ for some reason or another. She goes on some rant asking him to watch before he crosses the other side of the road or something to that nature. She has no idea what she's saying. I'm so sick of her saying how she's been in show business since before the dinos roamed earth. We already know that.

Yeah, totally yawnsville. Is it Friday yet?

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Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 20th 2007

Janice Dickinson Gets Banned

Janice Dickinson's recent crackhead antics got her banned from future L.A. fashion shows. At the Ed Hardy show, Janice refused to sit in her assigned seat. She wanted to be near the media and chose Fern Mallis' seat instead. When she was asked to move, she was heard saying "I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is."

She also trashed the show she was attending by saying, "Those t-shirts are worth $5 ... it only cost them $5 to make in China."

According to sources Janice has now been banned from all future shows. Ed Hard himself said Janice was fine and behaved well.

She's right about their t-shirts, those things aren't even worth $5. That being said, Janice does everything for attention and the cameras. I'm sure if they took all those away she would behave just fine.

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, January 15th 2007

Janice Just Wants the Free Stuff

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Gift suites are popping up all over Los Angeles for the Golden Globes today even though the awards aren't having goody bags due to the IRS wanting a piece. Gift suites bring out the crazies looking for some free loot. Janice Dickinson was just another d-lister looking for some free stuff to probably sell on eBay so she could pay her rent, but she was kicked out! Janice started writing on posters advertising the products. She started signing her name on them and writing bad things about Andy Dick.

While she was being escorted out she was heard saying, "Please don't take away my swag - it wasn't my fault!"

God this is lame. It's going to be a slooooowwww day I can feel it. Happy MLK!!!

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