Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul is not known for her fashion sense, but damn. I mean, pirate pants?! Not a hot look. She showed off this polyester pirate look at the Thrive fashion show during L.A. fashion week yesterday.

May I add that I'm disappointed so far with her on "American Idol." Where's the slurs and falling out of her chair? Someone give her a little more vicodin tea!

Kathy Hilton apparently dropped major dough on Paris Hilton's star-studded Birthday dinner at Prime Grill in Beverly Hills. Celebrity guests included Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Paula Abdul, Courtney Love and of course, Fat Elvis. Everything was going well until Fat Elvis ruined that piece of trash' party. Sources say that he started to lose it and began throwing flowers at Paula Abdul. WTF? A witness said, "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent. Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit. " You know you're crazy when Paula Abdul can't even party with you. Fat Elvis didn't stop there. He turned his attention to Courtney Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist. Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen." Shortly after that he was asked to leave. Apparently, Paris isn't talking to him anymore. Hahaha! I only wish this was caught on video. Rich fuglies doing what rich fuglies do best, ruin life! God, Fat Elvis sucks at life big time. Source

Paula Abdul showed off her new, true love at a benefit concert in Los Angeles last night. This is the most action she's gotten in a while. Too bad that poor beast has gotten a little crazy juice on him.

Courtney Love has told UsWeekly that American Idol has come knocking on her door. Executive Producer, Nigel Lythgoe contacted Court. She said, "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."

Courtney is currently working on her album, but woudn't give up any details. Set sources say that Nigel is looking to replace Paula Abdul as soon as this season.

Replacing a wreck with a wreck? How is that anyb etter? I think they should replace boring Randy Jackson with Courtney Love. Now that would be a stellar show! Two trainwrecks and a douche! Paula and Court could share prescriptions. Source

Paula Abdul's pooch is begging for mercy as she drags his poor ass to The Nevada Ballet Honors in Las Vegas last night. Paula actually got named woman of the year. Unfortunately, she was also named Woman of the Year by the National Vicodin Society, but the event was held on the same night and she couldn't make it.

Paula Abdul defended herself again over the weekend due to several interviews she gave where she clearly looked under the influence of something.

She said, "I'm the only female. I'm the empathetic one. I'm the artist. I'm the pi�ata. I've never been drunk in my life. I don't do recreational drugs. I've been in this business 20 years (and) never had to weather the storm of publicity, controversy. It's this show. … I love it, but it's often daunting."

I believe that she probably doesn't drink booze or partake in illegal drugs, but methinks homegirl's pharmacist is working overtime.

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Paul Abdul cancelled all interviews on Friday after a YouTube of her crazy/drunk appearance on a Seattle news show hit the internet. The video shows Paul acting all sorts of insane and looking all sorts of used. Paula's rep is now blaming "technical issues" and "exhaustation" for her behavior

He said, "She was exhausted. This was at the end of three days of press (interviews and appearances), and she has had cameras following her around for a reality TV show too. She was sitting in a room with just a camera and a mic on, and the controllers dropped the sound twice, which is why she rolled her eyes. She never drinks. I have known Paula Abdul since she was 13, and I have never seen her drink."

You know she was crossing his fingers when he said this. He's never seen her with a drink? Ok, again I believe that she's not a drunk. I believe she's a pill popper! I mean, he's probably telling the truth, but homegirl is popping something.

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First of all, thanks to all of you who sent me this amazing video of Paula Abdul's interview with a Seattle TV station yesterday morning. Since Paula claims she's never been drunk in her life, this is probably the first time we're seeing her drunk. Homegirl is on something! Her eyes are playing trick on me, she's slurring her words, she's bouncing around and she's just an all-around nutcase!

Um...I'll drink whatever she's drinking!

Paula Abdul will bring her crazy to the big-screen version of Bratz based on the slutwhoreskank dolls. Paula will use her talents to serve as a choreographer, fashion stylist, casting assistant, executive producer and on-screen character in the film.

The live-action film will come out this August and follows four teenage hos from socially and economically diverse backgrounds. What they have in common is their wish to be themselves and realize their dreams and aspirations. They start their journey separated by high school cliques, only to realize that by becoming Bratz, their lives will be more fulfilling.

This movie should just be made into porn. That's basically what these dolls look like. They straight-up look like Thai, tranny hooks. You know they sell their plastic punane on the side. Paula will fit right in.

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