Paula Abdul

Thank Jeebus Paula Abdul is bringing the crazy. I'm a little burnt out from Brit Brit's insanity and somebody should takeover the crazy reigns just for a second. Paula reportedly had a complete breakdown in the middle of the airport. Radar Online reports that Paula completely lost it at LAX over the weekend.

A witness said, "She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't care."

Michael, Sidney, Leslieeeee!!!!! It's probably her three other personalities. She wanted to have a company meeting with them. A meeting of the "minds" if you will.

Paula is forever my looney.

NOOOO! Paula Abdul told USA Today that she will not do another season of her amazing reality show "Hey Paula!" She was asked to do another season, but she turned it down.

She said, "That was hard for me to watch. Disturbing. They'd put a camera on me when I got wind that my dog was in a coma, and they'd make it (seem) like it was about hair and makeup."

Her dog was in a coma and she was crying about the Bratz movie?! Paula who cares about that whore dolls when your poor Sparky or whatever it's name is...is knocking on death's door. So cold Paula, so cold.

Instead of focusing on her reality show Paula says she wants to have kids. She said, "Definitely within the next two years. I thought by now I'd have three grown children."

Well, Paula as a mother could be a different kind of disaster.

Will Bravo please renew "Hey Paula" for the next 10,000 years. She seriously is the reason they invented cable.

Paula had a meltUP on the latest episode of her reality show. Paula hears from some hos that she's going to get a demo for her own radio show. Ok, this is a demo not an actual show.

When she finds out the good news she bursts out into this strange whale call and then starts bawling. I'm surprised her assistant's mouths are kept so clean from all the shit licking they do. Seriously, I can smell their doody breath from here.

This past weekend I posted a video of Paula Abdul from "Hey Paula!" where she completely loses it after finding out she was fired from the Bratz movie. Her rep has told UsWeekly that Paula is the one that left the project and she wasn't fired.

"She was not only taping "American Idol three days at week, she was also filming her Bravo reality series Hey Paula! five days a week as well. In addition, she was in the process of not only expanding her successful QVC jewelry line but also coming up with the first scent in her new perfume line "Sexy Thoughts. Something had to give and ultimately that was Bratz."

"The producers and executives at New Line begged Paula not to reveal in the press that she had voluntarily left the film as they were reaping tremendous publicity from using Paula's name to attract interest in the film via press releases and internet stories (over 88,000 thus far)."

Her rep said the meltdown from Hey Paula was all "creative editing."

Um.....Paula talks about it! She says and I quote "After all these long months of hard work. I get an e-mail that basically says they don't me. And I really scratch my head and think where's God when you need him."

Bitch was fired! It's ok to admit. Not everyone can handle the crazy. The best part of the video is still the end when she tells everyone to shut up, because she's trying to tell a GD story. That so needs to be my voicemail message.

Paula Abdul got fired from the Bratz movie and she wants to know where God was?! Um.....he was busy laughing at your ass! That's what he was doing. God doesn't care about a movie about hooker dolls!

The best part of the video comes at the end when she screams at her staff "YOU GUYS PLEASE! I'M TRYING TO TELL A GODDAMN STORY!"

Using his name in vain! And she wonders why he's MIA when she needs him most?!