Halle Berry

Friday, May 11th 2007

Is Halle Knocked Up?

 
It's a slow ASS news day so I have to resort to asking stupid questions. Halle Berry actually does look like there's a baby on board. Her ta-tas look a little full. Ugh, that grossed me out. Anyway, I'm sure her children with Gabriel Aubry. She's sort of looking a little Scary-Spice-ish here. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, April 28th 2007

Pretty Love

 
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry make me sick. Beautiful and in love. Halle threw her man a surprise party last night. I'm not sure what the surprise was, but there's no way I'd let a man that hot out of my house. I'd chain his ass up and make him my hot prisoner.
 
Anyway, glad she's happy and beautiful and blah blah blah blah blah blah 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, April 15th 2007

Halle Berry Quote of the Day!

 
“Maybe I will adopt somewhere down the road if that is the only way to bring a child into my life.
There are lots of children that need a home in America. I feel we have forgotten about our own kids. With Brad and Angelina it’s whatever works for them.”
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 11th 2007

Fish Dress

I'm not sure why I suddenly love Halle Berry, but I'll deal with it. Some think she's overrated, but I don't know...I guess I'm hypnotized by her perfect boob job. 

Halle hit NYC last night in some sort of mermaid dress for the premiere of her movie "Perfect Stranger" with Bruce Willis. She plays Balki by the way. Her hotness of a man candy, Gabriel Aubry joined her later.

 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 10th 2007

Real Boobs?

 
Halle Berry's personality irks my ass, but I have to say she has one of the hottest bodies around. Some say she's overrated, but I think she's pretty perfect. Her breasts alone are pretty hot and I don't even play with those kinds of balls. They're real, right? 
 
 
VIA JJB
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 3rd 2007

Someone Pissed There

Halle Berry got her star on Hollywood's piss of fame. Halle told the audience,

"I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now. I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels."

Hey, it is Hollywood Blvd.

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 2nd 2007

What the Hell Kind of Pot Was She Smoking?

 
Halle Berry has admitted to trying a little weed back in the day, but she didn't like the way it made her feel and she hasn't tried a drug since.
 
"People in this business use cocaine and crack, but I never wanted to put that in my body. Why would I? I tried pot when I was 18 or 19. But it just made me scared to leave the house." 
 
Scared to the leave house? That trash was laced with speed. Weed makes me want to leave the house and goggle up an Arby's whole. Like the entire restaurant.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 29th 2007

This Story Again?

 

Halle Berry told Oprah Winfrey a few years ago that she tried to kill herself when her marriage to David Justice was crumbling. Well, she's recycling the same story to Parade Magazine. 

She said, "I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me."

She failed to mention that she had her two dogs with her in the car! She was going to take those dogs out with her as well. Selfish cow!

Halle says that she is happy now with model hotness, Gabriel Aubry, but will never EVER get married again. Never say never. Good dick will make you do anything.

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Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 22nd 2007

Perfect

Halle Berry is the latest banger and unlike others before her, she doesn't look like a call girl. She's actually perfect. Here she is hosting Canada's Much Music yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 20th 2007

Ho is Protecting Her Money!

Halle Berry has been dating Gabriel Aubry for a while now, but says she will never EVER marry again. Remember when she tried to kill herself and her dogs by sitting in the cark with the engine on? DUMB HO!

She said, "I will never, never get married again. Actually it's just that now I've come to a place where I think two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper."

Basically she means that Gabriel will never get her money, EVER! Can't blame her.

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Posted by: Michael K


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